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gribble: Use the gettrust command instead. See http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/OTC_Rating_System#Relying_on_the_rating
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
bloctoc: rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
jcpham: maybe the bitcoin investing subreddit?
jurov`: craptostocks still there
benkay: davout: nope. that's why i'm asking -assets where the new fleecing operations are taking place instead of browsing btctalk.
benkay: anyways. question is: where are all of the new buttcoin fartups initializing their public oopses?
bloctoc: benkay - I moved from Ripple to Mastercoin a few days ago. I rode Satoshi Dice from 70 to 17, so I think I have some credibility to gravitate to what you're asking about.
benkay: i'm aware there's competence in the space, i'm asking where the incompetence is gravitating towards.
davout: argh. connect the dots
davout: mpex, failing last. draw the dots
benkay: so where are the new exchanges?
benkay: so who are the new scamchange contenders?
davout: shit, this is not vi x)
gribble: MtGox lag is 5.871318 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0117660555334 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its second largest moon, Callisto (0.012567 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 15.335524 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0307322183909 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
bloctoc: I suppose bitpay has some risk from yesterday to lay offf
thestringpuller: geeze what's causing this?
gribble: There are currently 81.995016 bitcoins offered at or under 900.0 USD, worth 73795.514517 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1473 seconds
gribble: There are currently 0 bitcoins offered at or under 800.0 USD, worth 0.0 USD in total. | Data vintage: 200.0130 seconds
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 928.0, Best ask: 930.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 928.0, 24 hour volume: 52253.23241677, 24 hour low: 930.0, 24 hour high: 1224.0, 24 hour vwap: 1097.5269
thestringpuller: so i don't think you could do january 2015
bloctoc: on or before January 1, 2015 Financial Times of London will confirm that Department of State in conjunction with MI6 plagiarized Nick Szabo and other cryptography papers to publish the bitcoin white paper.
bloctoc: are you talking to me? if so, I think I need some language that can be verified in order to meet the rigorous bitbet.us standards.
KRS|gotyawallet: bet that
bloctoc: The US State Department probably plagiarized that guys paper while launching bitcoin
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 966.84577, Best ask: 975.0, Bid-ask spread: 8.15423, Last trade: 975.0, 24 hour volume: 44723.96494695, 24 hour low: 955.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1121.83431
nubbins`: although that will be interesting to watch as well
nubbins`: thestringpuller: i meant as a company in general, not just the price
thestringpuller: we can talk about that in pm tho
thestringpuller: Wassup Duffer1 we liquidated the holdings cause the chef would rather do media, than cookies.
nubbins`: remember when running linux was touted as a feature for the ps3
thestringpuller: doesn't that depend on it's income?
nubbins`: i'm curious to see what s.mg is gonna look like this time next year
thestringpuller: wow someone is hedging against the price plummeting
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 965.6, Best ask: 967.33, Bid-ask spread: 1.73000, Last trade: 965.76, 24 hour volume: 96761.63, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 1081.02
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 950.62, Best ask: 950.74, Bid-ask spread: 0.12000, Last trade: 950.74, 24 hour volume: 26816.23380908, 24 hour low: 950.56, 24 hour high: 1147.27, 24 hour vwap: 1036.54927537
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1070.0, Best ask: 1070.63, Bid-ask spread: 0.63000, Last trade: 1070.63, 24 hour volume: 37259.10340799, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1143.32597
jcpham: most otc trades go by stamp these days
gribble: MtGox lag is 7.746001 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0155228992755 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin one full loop along the orbit of the Moon around Earth (0.016 AU).
thestringpuller: wait what is the bot quoting from if btc-charts is down?
thestringpuller: okay there we go
gribble: Error: Failed to retrieve data. Try again later.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1092.40231, Best ask: 1092.40242, Bid-ask spread: 0.00011, Last trade: 1092.40231, 24 hour volume: 36457.52461371, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1145.15858
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mircea_popescu: yeah, this is short btc exposure
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: lot changed to 0.1? so divide by another 10?
thestringpuller: is that long?
ozbot: Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
thestringpuller: get some wine and toast to retirement
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves gox had been hosting the forum forever.
KRS|gotyawallet: All I want for Christmas is...To talk like Mark Karpelestthhesthhh
nubbins`: i wonder if i could find a black polo shirt big enough to fit over one of those balls
ThickAsThieves: maybe Gox bought the forums
nubbins`: no TRUE canadian ;)
mircea_popescu: no true scottsman.
nubbins`: sounds like a bunch of euros moved to canada and bought 2nd hand slaves from the yanquis
truffles: is the point, that is all
nubbins`: was supposed to meet p for lunch in a half hour D:
truffles: Because early Canada's role in the trans-Atlantic slave trade was so minor, the history of slavery in Canada is often overshadowed by the more tumultuous slavery practised elsewhere in the Americas...
truffles: read the next paragraph
nubbins`: truffles: why don't you ask them?
KRS|gotyawallet: I think that was Somalia.
truffles: so theyre not real Canadians?
nubbins`: nice try truffles
ozbot: Slavery in Canada - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
thestringpuller: "Comin to carrrry meeeee hoooome."
nubbins`: produces 13,000 bales of cotton a year -- enough for 9.4mn t-shirts -- with only 13 workers
nubbins`: anyway, this one cotton farmer they talked to
nubbins`: following a t-shirt from cotton fields to your torso
nubbins`: well ya know. you shop online, and you're just condemning some poor guy in an amazon fulfillment warehouse to the same trampling death
ystarnaud: i havent checked the news much lately but hopefully friedcat is gonna release something awesome soon
ystarnaud: AM still around the 0.3 mark i see... guess it could be worse
ystarnaud: you know what its probably not far from the truth :P
nubbins`: According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that over 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this Holiday season. “We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart Spokesman Charlie Hass told the He
ystarnaud: its like a 3rd world country inside the US over there
nubbins`: i'm waiting for someone else to point out that it's obviously a parody news site
nubbins`: someone i know shared that link on facebook with a big "what's wrong with people@! consumerism etc!" rant
nubbins`: "Similar situations in modern sporting are referred to as the 'Dillema Dilemma' in honor of the late Dutch track and field star"
nubbins`: ah, you beat me to it
gribble: Foekje Dillema - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foekje_Dillema>; Foekje Dillema :: English summary: <http://www.foekjedillema.nl/index_fd_eng.html>; Foekje Dillema :: was hermafrodiet: <http://foekjedillema.nl/>
mircea_popescu: then they donate a kidney to a family member and the result is fulminant transplant rejection
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it appears in humans too, usually in cases when homozygotal twins resorb into one single individual
nubbins`: some of the s.mg heraldry is based on angler fish
ThickAsThieves: Once fused to a female, the males will reach sexual maturity, developing large testicles as their other organs atrophy. This process allows for sperm to be in constant supply when the female produces an egg, so that the chimeric fish is able to have a greater number of offspring."
ThickAsThieves: her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. While this attachment has become necessary for the male's survival, it will eventually consume him, as both anglerfish fuse into a single hermaphroditic individual. Sometimes in this odd ritual, more than one male will attach to a single female as a 'parasite'. They will both be consumed into the body of the larger female angler.
ThickAsThieves: "Chimerism occurs naturally in adult Ceratioid anglerfish and is in fact a natural and essential part of their life cycle. Once a male is born, it begins its search for a female. Using strong olfactory glands, the male searches until it locates a female anglerfish. The male, less than an inch in length, bites into her skin and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves this incidentally is true, there exist chymeras
mircea_popescu: "pull the other one"
ThickAsThieves: only one is testable
ThickAsThieves: he has two DNAs I guess
mircea_popescu: on the grounds that "there's no inkling of proof that any other man figured in the life of the claimant"
mircea_popescu: the court declared him the father ANYWAY
mircea_popescu: dna tests showed the man is not the father
mircea_popescu: so this is the lulz of all time. local da sued local lawyer guy in family court, to force him to recognise her child.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` the good news is of course that only a 2048x 1536 transp png is needed, we can scale that as needed.
KRS|gotyawallet: i have a friend that does that for a living..he told me some good stories..cloudflare is their biggest competitor
KRS|gotyawallet: that is teh lulz mircea_popescu