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mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/embed/zPGb4STRfKw << bigus dickus
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/804/obama-will-mention-bitcoin-before-2015/#c2845a << re this, kakobrekla or anyone with the data ready, what's the average duration for bitbet bets ?
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmAqdKJCUAAHdzf.jpg << dat michelle ass.
mircea_popescu: bashed 102 quotes with 4440 votes < this is like.. not bad is it.
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mircea_popescu: Feb 14 03:12:12 the herbi argument you quote | Feb 15 10:41:31 <mircea_popescu>pankkake pls to pay to BingoBoingo 100k atc, let's see what he can do.
mircea_popescu: <jborkl_> only Italian I know << what, no rottinculo, no disgraziati, no nothing ?
asciilifeform: nextime: if we will have a continued relationship << this can't really be promised until the fee is paid and results delivered, can it.
mircea_popescu: <bounce> apparently blockchain removed the fix api announcement? << yeah lol. this is "pr" according to teh vc circus.
mircea_popescu: mike_c> did everyone get home from the conference and start mining atc? nethash is booming. << what's it yet ?
mircea_popescu: ((testing footnotes plugin!)) << fail
mircea_popescu: <davout> fluffypony: mastercard opposed bitinstant's card, and they also opposed ours when we wanted to issue one in partnership with aqoba << or that's what auoba told you, anyway.
ThickAsThieves: [16:09] <+kakobrekla> the devils advocate? /// one of my fav movies, also a term many people have used on me, also what i feel the essence of blogging is
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: atm i'm looking for folks with reasonably cheap pcb stuffing for obscenely small quantities (<50)
davout: yea, i've been talking for a couple of minutes before realizing i didn't voice myself ><
punkman: The DarkMarket daemon << is this just a rebranded tor bundle thing ? << no it looks like a piece of shit implemented on top of 0mq, which didn't even do security for the first few major versions
mircea_popescu: The DarkMarket daemon << is this just a rebranded tor bundle thing ?
mircea_popescu: http://37.media.tumblr.com/a3bbb07a4142b2e45314ee3446a28ab5/tumblr_n3tf9cll861qbwg0zo1_500.gif << proof.
gribble: wences was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 44 weeks, 5 days, 17 hours, 53 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <wences> mircea, are you here?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if we get someone trustworthy doing mining at some point << the way i understand it, mining is -EV unless you own a semiconductor plant.
kakobrekla: <asciilifeform> kakobrekla: your apparatus is losing umlauts again. < ah, the "ü" thing. dunno, ill see what can i do about that.
kakobrekla: <asciilifeform> ;;later tell kakobrekla pcb folks? do they also pick'n'place, SMT? < afaik one of them still do, i can check.
kakobrekla: <hanbot> ;;rate kakobrekla 1 A reliable bloke who rolls a good fag. < jurov must be jelly
mircea_popescu: not to pass things that one can easily calc << that's the correct design imo.
kakobrekla: <mike_c> kakobrekla feature request: it would be nice to have yes/no bets confirmed/weighted sum in the BB json. it can be calculated from the bets, so not high priority, but if you're bored :) < hm maybe but that is basic algebra, i try not to pass things that one can easily calc
kakobrekla: <asciilifeform> kakobrekla: your apparatus is losing umlauts again. < hmm ??
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !up <nick> (desc: sending it on chan will give <nick> voice for 30 minutes)
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> kakobrekla mebbe assbot should reply to help < "!help" works ??
benkay: <mircea_popescu> things that wouldn't be hard at all usually take upwards of six months. << this again and again
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/embed/XPR84AGLw_M << 1950s advert.
jurov: http://mpex.coinbr.com/faq.html#24 < naphex
gribble: random_cat was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 6 days, 12 hours, 3 minutes, and 29 seconds ago: <random_cat> next year?
mircea_popescu: <Naphex> fix sucks << fix sucks in the sense the old volga car sucks.
mircea_popescu: <Naphex> deficated locked down racks << only way to go, wd.
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> mpex better get with teh programz! << who's zeroblock is more the q.
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted. << this can't possibly go any other way than lulz
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves> <+benkay> ThickAsThieves re neo hackers << lol i actually said EXACTLY that.
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> i think you misunderstand the entire maidsafe thing. they just saw the bitbet treatment of late bets and are trying to implement something a) bigger and b) community-positive.
mircea_popescu: <bounce> and then you have a submarine. then what? << then they could hold their breath ? :D
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> ;;rate Oleanie 1 live human! <<< women aren't human!
mircea_popescu: <davout> mircea_popescu: hanbot == mpoe-pr i presume? < aye
asciilifeform: dangly piece of wire running precariously from your roof to the pole << exactly what i have here
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> with a dangly piece of wire running precariously from your roof to the pole << funny, that's how romania does optic fibre.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> s/banned/mandatory << interestingly enough, these two are practically the same thing.
benkay: <ThickAsThieves> unless there is some magical stroke in android? << my android has some magical strokes, ThickAsThieves, but i'm not sharing :D
asciilifeform: benkay: the romanian internet situation was dire << don't know about the rest of Ro, but in Timis. there were fiber bundles as thick as a man's neck, everywhere.
benkay: <fluffypony> with a dangly piece of wire running precariously from your roof to the pole << and i thought the romanian internet situation was dire.
ThickAsThieves: <+benkay> ThickAsThieves re neo hackers, what'd mircea_popescu say? they're looking for incompetent leadership? /// wow, good call
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asciilifeform: fluffypony: they "need" $3.5 mil << one could build a... submarine. for this
fluffypony: jurov: [16:04:49] <+davout> mircea_popescu: hanbot == mpoe-pr i presume?
Luke-Jr: [13:11:59] <mircea_popescu> APPLE TO BE BANNED BY USG <-- please!
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-04-2014#639568 <<< funny how fucking wrong he were :D ☝︎
asciilifeform: benkay: "homomorphic or semi-homomorphic" encryption, where 3 parties each control << this is an entire science. see, for instance, Pascal Paillier's boojum.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-wunderbar-smpif/ << updated, lots of stuff. including teh managers/pcs etc.
davout: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=135181.msg6366978#msg6366978 <<< lmao
Anduck: -<
gribble: dooglus was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 37 weeks, 0 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <dooglus> seen mircea_popescu?
gribble: ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> fukn ponzi
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mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/ < that's the philosophy involved.
bitcoinpete: http://epicureandealmaker.blogspot.ca/2008/10/everyone-can-be-super.html <<trainflakes
bitcoinpete: http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/04/23/us-apple-dow-index-idINKBN0D91AJ20140423 <<AAPL 7:1 split, dividend bump, 50% bigger buyback... and i sold 'em all a year ago to the day
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> i'll bet you you won't be able to guess all 4. // i likes me a challenge
mircea_popescu: Your browser is not compatible with this site. Sorry :( << kakobrekla wtf bs!
asciilifeform: re: Faioli << recommended to all aficionados of pet manticores.
mircea_popescu: 2.) fluffypony 1247 3.) assbot 1211 << africans and their long peens.
asciilifeform: the power to make the impossible quite possible << Führerprinzip, the elixir of shit getting done.
asciilifeform: this is possible in fiat just fine << various 'impossibles' are quite possible when they must.
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mircea_popescu: <bounce> still, they know what we know plus a bunch << this is strictly false.
mircea_popescu: http://pandodaily.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/singersm1.jpg << fiattalks.org butthurt
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fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=581679.0 <- new scamcoin called GuarantCoin, "100% backed by physical gold, every single coin has certain value in gold and can be exchanged for gold anytime"
asciilifeform: once the word goes out << i'ma confused one here.
davout: "no fiat withdrawals/deposits" << what?
mircea_popescu: http://mpex.co/ << everyone pls to notice the upcoming section.
asciilifeform: bounce: 2x40W << there was a gpu; also a massive scsi hdd
davout: mircea_popescu: "vwap 0 srsly ?" <<< where are the puts when you need them?
mircea_popescu: benkay: the only thing that makes sense to actually pursue is the rack building thing, and that will live and die by whether or not you can land your asic partner. everything else is just like "woahaoaowwywowao i want to do all these different bitcoin things!" << undersigned.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: ThickAsThieves: it's purposely light on numbers <<< that's stupid.
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mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: isnt the "Bee" brand kinda taboo now? << very.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: https://openrigs.com/download/proposal.pdf << ditch the pdf srsly.
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mircea_popescu: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/04/quentin-tarantinos-lawsuit-against-gawker-thrown-out-of-court/ << lels.
mircea_popescu: "MILK FUTURES RISE TO RECORD $24.29 PER 100 LBS IN CHICAGO. Who needs food anyway" << clearly, BingoBoingo isn't telling us everything.
mircea_popescu: moiety: voxer gives a location point on a map, thats even worse, i used to get "why were you not at your house?" << oi. ok that takes the fucking cake.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: well I suppose it's better than the "how come when you messaged that you love me you only put 2 exclamation marks when I put 4?" argument <<< you know, there's a relation between the welt count per butt and domestic bliss.
mircea_popescu: ah lol davout http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=102 , i had _exactly_ (down to the number) the same argument << maybe you two should exchange wives for a summer ?
ThickAsThieves: <+fluffypony> ThickAsThieves: so then come to glorious South Africa! // my wife would be into that
mircea_popescu: "An SSD is non-magnetic storage, there is not really any protection needed. Put a metal case around it and im pretty sure it can drop from the atmosphere into the ground at free fall speed and still operate once free'd from the metal casing" <<< pretty sure is magic!
mircea_popescu: HeySteve: "for the amount saved in mass, you may like to add extra avionics to BitSat." << satellite avionics ?