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Vexual: chefs hand at the back door at the start of the night
twizt: mircea_popescu: actually ez to get into stores, if you have right packaging, etc.
mircea_popescu: they don't take walkins
mircea_popescu: so they will except they won't. listen, you gotta be "in" to get there.
twizt: and they want the organic cert (farm to table crap)
snackman: no, mp is totall not a scammer
twizt: nah they will, i just need to work with a food scientist for shelf life expansion
nubbins`: suppose a grocery wants 1000 units a month, can you do that?
twizt: nubbins`: my plan is to make another large batch (unemployed atm) and go after grocery store chains
nubbins`: honestly, it depends on how many years of your life you plan on spending at this
nubbins`: twizt: what size town/city do you live in?
twizt: yea thats my problem.. gotta give away a few grand of merch to get a following
nubbins`: liquors of the world
Vexual: u just got a b.marketing twista
nubbins`: but im sure they both existed at some point
nubbins`: i'll likely never taste my favourite sauce
mircea_popescu: it never comes down to "who can make the better sauce". it's a business.
mircea_popescu: twizt that's fine and all, but you gotta understand, fmcg is a business, the distribution and marketing part is what counts.
nubbins`: i enjoy drinking large amounts of liquid, so i stick to beer
Vexual: can you get good tobacco there?
nubbins`: apples are more common for that type of thing here
mircea_popescu: im sure he didn't pay the excise.
mircea_popescu: this is quite illegal, bought it from the guy that made it.
mircea_popescu: (i did once drink a liter of the stuff in one sitting. walked out)
nubbins`: either way, that's pretty cheap
mircea_popescu: but you could get plastered for that, sure.
mircea_popescu: nah, this shit doesn't kill you.
mircea_popescu: it cost me a grand total of,
snackman: i DO NOT want to have sexual relationships with that woman
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i just bought a gallon of tzuika, it's ~110 proof, pure plum juice.
snackman: how the FFF
snackman: is that her?
twizt: well its more like a product im trying to market that no one has tried, than an idea. lol
nubbins`: who needs pictures when you have those fiery words?
snackman: mircea_popescu: i've been trying to find pictures of mpoe-pr, but failed. could you help a brotha out?
snackman: twizt: i would bang the blockchain out of that satochick, if you know what i mean
mircea_popescu: sink the time to learn about bitcoin, which means like a year.
mircea_popescu: twizt listen, bitcoin doesn't work in the way you intend to use it, "i have an idea"
twizt: i dont even kno what that is, unfortunately
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nubbins`: all of them
mircea_popescu: the women too, or just the men ?
nubbins`: koreans HATE the japanese
mircea_popescu: well exactly what it says on the tin, the pr for mpoe.
nubbins`: ask krs, he posted the link
snackman: mircea_popescu: serious and unrealted q, mircea_popescu, what's up with the legs?
Vexual: my old master did it on the cheap in 62, sleeping bag on the railway platform
mircea_popescu: i don't care for their crampy lifestyle.
Vexual: you know they have portable computers now right?
snackman: mircea_popescu: what's up with those legs?
mircea_popescu: dude those legs
nubbins`: ^ this too
Vexual: catch the indian and thai and fusion cheps about quarter to 5
nubbins`: don't push it on em like a mope, just say hey, i've got this great organic sauce, try it out and let me know what you think
nubbins`: give samples to restaurants, especially hippie ones, and give samples to local food critics too
snackman: mircea_popescu: i see somebody got scared of the psychoanalysis ;)
nubbins`: it's luck of the draw, really
Vexual: thats what fucked up graets flow, a trip to japan
twizt: you guys mentioned getting a buzz on reddit, how does one do that without looking like a complete jackass?
mircea_popescu: lol molten sodium. that'll definitely cost more than the suit.
asciilifeform: i suppose if you want your shirts washed in molten sodium, you'll have to go elsewhere.
Vexual: or acetone, im not sure what happened to your suit sir, its all organic
snackman: mircea_popescu: are there btc brokers?
mircea_popescu: snackman if you're gonna make typos use a broker.
Vexual: newver trust the chemist at the farmers market
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a that's what you meant. well yeah
snackman: nubbins`: but it's kind of dangerous, make a typo and loose a couple grand
asciilifeform: or was this about the other sense of 'organic'
snackman: "Incoming Bitcoin that doesn't exactly match a quoted sum will be simply kept, reported as profits and distributed to MPEx shareholders."
snackman: why exactly is this necessary:
nubbins`: you don't have NEARLY enough salt in there
Duffer1: cool i'd like that
twizt: Duffer1: can I PM you and show you my website (i dont want to put it on blast here)
Duffer1: ya or website, but i don't even know what kind of sauce we're talking about here
Vexual: i would have thouight inorganic capsicums would be more expensive
twizt: Duffer1: you mean on the sauce itself?
Duffer1: twizt either part of the packaging or marketing, a good looking recipe would probably move me to buy
nubbins`: even better, hustle it to vegan restaurants
twizt: if didnt use organic it would be down to about $5 per 16oz
twizt: its organic ingredients so i get raped in that regard
nubbins`: 16oz, what's that in real units
Duffer1: twizt hotwings recipe would get me to try it
nubbins`: twizt: you should get a hundred or so bottles made, and start giving them away to restaurants
Vexual: so i guess the bottles are $10 then?
nubbins`: honestly, the flavour and the packaging
thestringpuller: lol newegg got trolled
Vexual: how old are ya twista?
twizt: like what would make u guys wanna pay for a hotsauce u never tried before lol
twizt: but people who tried it keep asking for more bottles and i dont have funds to go and make more ;\
nubbins`: apparently that's the only factory that still uses fresh chilis
mircea_popescu: twizt practically, search the forum for "mpoe-pr see here"
nubbins`: ah yeah! it was pretty touch-and-go for a while mp
twizt: yea it sucks trying to market a product no one has tried before
nubbins`: twizt: you might have some success just hustling in the forums and on reddit
Vexual: what do you need money for twista? a run of 1million?
nubbins`: fun until they're NO FUN
twizt: mircea_popescu: only to friends and fam so far
nubbins`: have also tried the mushrooms
nubbins`: never tried the vomit. have eaten the meat
nubbins`: ah, yes. the first peoples call this majestic animal "wapiti"