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BingoBoingo: I don't
think you have a rook
to move
there
BingoBoingo: My jnight
tok out
tt
trash on c2 and now
took out
the
trash on a1
Vexual: are u pretending
to be on a board?
Vexual: queens knight
to queen
Vexual: i
thought you were eating
two dicks, im new at
this
BingoBoingo: You didn't
think
the Pric defense could be so dangerous
Vexual: whats 00? is
that a move, or are you obtaining more vodka ?
Vexual: she will still be
there, just ruined
Vexual: wait
till
the knights pawn gets your queen
BingoBoingo: vexual and I can't find a word other
than cunt
to describe you
BingoBoingo: Chess has a nice basis for notation. A
to H, 1
to 8...
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I mean I am moving
the King's knight
to F6 and if anything gets in
the way so help me god I am raping it until it is dead
Vexual: kings knight
toward king
BingoBoingo: Is
thisd
the first move of a new game? If so 1.... d6.
BingoBoingo: I can assure you not only can nubbins be, but he is
totally ashamed
BingoBoingo: I am
the one playing nigger and you keep quitting
Vexual: turning
the board around so i can't learn
Vexual: ok, but if you pull
that shit again, ill get crosser
Vexual: lets
take it
to opencog until we get kicked, further human knowledge
Vexual: i was
trying
to learn bongo brain
Vexual: no wonder
the notation was fucked up
Vexual: you were whit
that game
tho right?
Vexual: i did, i was busy, and i lost
track as i was learning notation
BingoBoingo: I have a feeling Vexual
That you never intended
to play honest
Vexual: nigella has an iq of about 60, add 80 for
the chess, 140!!
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am going
to sleep and pretend
this game never happened
Vexual: ok my queen side knight moved out
towards
the queen, wheat next
Vexual: learning
to learn and shit
Vexual: we should probably give
that lot
to #opencog
BingoBoingo: If you don't answer it is hard
to determine if it is an actual error or not
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to check
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Vexual: i was aiming
to move
the kings knicght out
to his direction
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am waiting for you
to concoct a legal move
Vexual: was
that a move or are you
teaching me strategy?
Vexual: im still grappling with
the notation and a curry
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You seek
to have a bishop aimed
there, but nothing seems
to be on
that square
to
take
Vexual: sorry, im not googleing chess moves, its a
tika masala
Vexual: i see,
the first one was a
typo
Vexual: tips and notation in
the same breath
Vexual: yes sorry, im
trying
to be nigella bites here'
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved my queen's bishop pawn up
two
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Vexual: ok i have letters and numbers mixed up
then
Vexual: i
thought
this was wood plastic stone
Vexual: and
to
think i was going
to make a joke about horseys
Vexual: nho,
the queen sits
the colour
Vexual: one clarification;
thats
the kings prawn
twice yeah?
Vexual: do you wish
to be embarrassed in public?
Vexual: im fringhten, u beat nubs
twice?
Vexual: i have
to cook dinner and find a board
BingoBoingo: The only way
to remove bots is playing
the game for cash
Vexual: no, and i havent played chess for some years, so it will be an intelligence
test
Vexual: removes
temptaion of hint bots etc
BingoBoingo: Vexual: If you insist on a screen chess.com isn't horrible
though
they are annoying
BingoBoingo: IRL: 1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc5 is actually a rare
thing. You have
to prepare for
the queen's gambit accepted while girding yourself for
the slav.
BingoBoingo: I mean if you want
to skip
to cheap 1. d4 is
the winnningest move in
the game, but...
BingoBoingo: I
think
those
things are a saving grace of
the game
benkay: ugh
that you can even make claims like
that is why boo chess
BingoBoingo: Even
te austrian attack onlyt has a 55% winnning percentage.
benkay: maybe i've been
thinking about chess wrong
BingoBoingo: The
thing is moving
to
the Ausstrian attack
takes no
time. !. e4 d6 2. f4
benkay: i just about understand
the rules, and
that's it.
benkay: that one
takes a minute.
BingoBoingo: admit I'lll probably have
to leatn go
though
benkay: totally down with
the randomized variants
though
benkay: man i just fucking hate
the problem space of chess
BingoBoingo: There is a riht answer in
the austrian attack.
BingoBoingo: For example I play
the Pirc defense in response
to 1. e4
benkay: most of
the
time, right?
BingoBoingo: The
thing about chess is
that sometimes some formula is
the right answer
benkay: young chess nerds have
this "with what formula do i respond
to
this problem" approach
to life
BingoBoingo: Honestly youprobably need
to
teach both games.
BingoBoingo: benkay: He's actuall good enough at
the pursuit I would bet my coin on him
to beat carlsen
benkay: having played both chess and go i cannot conscience
teaching kids chess over go
BingoBoingo: My latest post is about someone great at
teaching and shaping larval persons.
benkay: math, physics, programming, philosophy, history and fighting.
that's basically
the benkay curriculum.
benkay: although i'm actually interested in
the
teaching of nascent humans.
benkay: capital is
the stand-in for helping
BingoBoingo: I don't mind a brood if I don't have
to help or
the girl has an ass