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mike_c: calculation: is.. strike / (1 + price) i think for value of put. lemme check
jurov: mike_c i can't wrap my head about shorting puts, how is the profit computed there?
Vexual: i know theres more punters since 92
mike_c: blog is just a piece, if you use mpex hopefully the tools are useful.
mike_c: yeah, thanks. i'll add one.
pankkake: for the blog
Vexual: if i put a picture on there ill have my shirt open
Vexual: hanna has nice tits
mircea_popescu: i'm unemployed, mods please clean up my mess. i'm a quick study, believe me when i say so, pay no mind to the fact i can't be fucking bothered to figure out where my post goes
Vexual: anytime he fucks up he blames his tools
mike_c: for those not afraid of a little javascript, a mpex option P/L tool:
mike_c: new website announcement. assbot thinks its amazing.
Vexual: the only reason he has a phd is because noone watnted too read his hsit anymore
Vexual: seriously that guy is a fucking bannaa
Vexual: and ive got the patent on stinky shit
pankkake: hopefully at the end of the month I'll have a better health and will do actual stuff
Vexual: i don tknow, i think its a hairstyle and i misused the term
pankkake: I have utterly failed to monetize my trolling
jurov: nah, he's only paid troll
Vexual: obviously youre ther with your clever quiffs pankkakke
Vexual: an users in the thread?
pankkake: best criticism to date on that thread though
jurov: lol so supposedly MPEx "is designed to mesmerize potential users, making them invest lots of time (that old chestnut), and confuse them into losing their BTC; all-the-while awarding a sense of superiority."
Vexual: and now when they ask who you'd go gay for, you can say silverchair]
Vexual: bono was there too
ozbot: Silverchair - Tomorrow - YouTube
Vexual: that too
Vexual: delerium tremors
Vexual: no im starting to see 50 hetz
truffles: still going strong with the music
truffles: dont worry nsa got that covered digitally :D
Vexual: millions arent what they were
ozbot: Cross Bred Mongrels - Overgrown Town - YouTube
ozbot: Damian Marley - Welcome to Jamrock ( Lyrics ) - YouTube
Vexual: 10bc the shit should be in jamacia
mike_c: isn't it a bit early to be wasted vex?
Vexual: anyone who thinks i sound violent might like to taste the irony
Vexual: and they're infinitly more motile than alligators
Vexual: you be nice to those gils
ozbot: Willie Nelson - Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain - Midnight Special 1980 HQ - YouTube
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZefsii1K0 krs1 this is for all your pole dancers
Vexual: you think you waste money?
pankkake: and that's only direct subsidies, anything bought by high schools etc. isn't accounted for
Vexual: buy time and call it a day
Vexual: and judges complain theres nothing to read
pankkake: in France journalists are basically employed by the politicians. they give interviews to whoever they want, they subsidize their crap no one wants to read, etc.
pankkake: which is actually one of the "justifications" for the law. "we're doing it already". lol
mircea_popescu: and the press conference'd start with a nails and handkerchief examination.
mircea_popescu: Vexual i'd have two nuns, one on each side. the left one'd carry the soap, the right one the ruler.
pankkake: yeah well the law is basically approving things that existed already, but were illegal
Apocalyptic: what's the DST to you if not our NSA ?
pankkake: I think they do it already
mircea_popescu: it stands to reason you'd talk to them as if they were sorta obnoxious teenager at best
Apocalyptic: pankkake, he already have it for a long time I thinl
mircea_popescu: i don't quite understand why politicians still maintain the facade that the press people are like... people.
pankkake: it's quite funny that while he's probably annoyed about the attention on his private life, he also approved a law so that we can have our own NSA
ozbot: Lil' Kim & Phil Collins - In The Air Tonite (HD / Dirty) - YouTube
mircea_popescu: herpderp " Impatience is growing among some, as he continues to discuss foreign and domestic policy..." derpyderp the public does not care so here's some more of the retarded shit that preoccupies us"
mircea_popescu: i'm glad you mentioned this. absolute textbook study in how teh press doth not matter at all.
mircea_popescu: Remember 77 per cent of French people recently surveyed say his private life is of no concern to them."
mircea_popescu: "16.34 So how will the French react to Francois Hollande's refusal to answer questions about whether Valerie Trierweiler is still the First Lady?
pankkake: sadly you can only have the same CDD only 2 or 3 times
mircea_popescu: sort-of like a pay-or-play contract works in the us.
mircea_popescu: this is a point. pretty much the only way to terminate those is to pay up
pankkake: honestly I like the CDD (which has a duration) better. it's actually harder to break, well until it ends of course
mircea_popescu: they have those here too. except they're very easy to terminate.
Apocalyptic: basically the holly grail of employement in France
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha why the fuck do i need to know anything about some grasshopper-headed frenchie socialist.
Apocalyptic: mircea, it's a job contract for an undetermined timeframe, very hard to break for the employers
mircea_popescu: "Watch: Everything you need to know about the French president's love life"
ozbot: Lil Kim Music Video 14 The Rain by Missy Elliott 1997 - YouTube
Apocalyptic: now he's saying that not having a CDI at 25 years is unacceptable...
gribble: 14 Julie Gayet Nude Photos - Francois Hollande's Mistress Girlfriend?: <http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/01/10/entertainment/julie-gayet-nude-photos-francois-hollande-mistress-girlfriend/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+b5media%2Feveryjoe+(EveryJoe)>; The sexually charged screen roles of Julie Gayet, Francois - Daily Mail: (1 more message)
pankkake: while being so pround of not being like them
mircea_popescu: pankkake> from what I understand our compatriots are caring about his personal life now… what the fuck << gotta keep up with les americains
Apocalyptic: it diverts the attention from important matters
pankkake: from what I understand our compatriots are caring about his personal life now… what the fuck
Vexual: mp gets you into the highschool for zero
Vexual: i was broke wehn i went to the continent
Vexual: gotta pay 1 euro to get in too
mircea_popescu: an all-girls highschool shitter may be a great place to smoke. the bitcoin shitter is full of retards.
mircea_popescu: depends who you're there with
Vexual: theres worse places to be
mircea_popescu: doing like 5-10 btc a day. holy shit what happened to bitcoin's star non-mpex corp ? are they actually in the shitter ?
KRS1: chaang noi was all over that
mircea_popescu: i remember all the "omg asicminer is the biggest ting ever" back this summer.
mircea_popescu: does it even still trade ?
Vexual: yeah i dint sell all that am at 5
mircea_popescu: not like there's receipts or anything, website model.
KRS1: ya it was kinda like that ugly girlfriend from the past (read: a moped) that shows her ugly face again in front of your friends
mircea_popescu: i wonder what happens should anyone claim they didn't do X trade now.
KRS1: access to historical data, trades.
mircea_popescu: buncha people got them. i don't recall what the reason was supposed to be
gesell1: what tha? I received an API key email from btct.co, anyone else?
KRS1: +1 to Vexual for leet Die Antwoord selections
diametric: (*) [ insert list of reasons that don't count as downtime ]
KRS1: Idk..I've been doing this almost 20 years, I could be wrong though.
diametric: which is why you rarely see anyone offer 100% uptime, it just opens you up to fail
diametric: KRS1: from the customers point of view it doesn't matter. They don't want to hear why your provider has issues, they want to know why you didn't anticipate them and have alternatives in place to mitigate it.
mircea_popescu: for instance : i get first dibs on any piece of hardware replaced-as-broken anywhere on the pipe to my machines