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Duffer1: what they tell you they want to do is always different than what they a) try to deliver b) are capable of delivering
Duffer1: meh i wouldn't trust small govt politicians to have a clue any more than big govt politicians
mircea_popescu: im curious how'll the world look once the small govt people get their way and all those guys get to make actual decisions for themselves and have to live with the results.
mircea_popescu: not in the sense that he fixes your teeth, but very good service.
mircea_popescu: dentist = scam. not a scam AS SUCH, in the sense that it does fix your money but a) you have to make appointments and they charge if you cancel them without notice and b) it costs money.
Duffer1: i see that forum in a whole different way now
mircea_popescu: "I suppose you're right. It's not a scam as such, because it's all out in the open and delivers exactly what it promises."
dub: these big huawei packetmanglers have a timer to tell you when to check air filters then reset it with 'reset dustproof'
dub: herd you like to shit so I put some shit in your food so you can shit shit while you shit
dub: taking macro to the next level
kakobrekla: sorry for asking late, had to get some food when i saw shit bread
kakobrekla: did you fuck her in the ass before that?
asciilifeform: marry a chemist, those can cook.
mircea_popescu: dub safe to say she's not got any degree of sandwich then ?
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: not only that, programmer with a degree and various other supersmart things.
Azelphur: am I the only person around here who doesn't have women problems? XD
mircea_popescu: yes, and it's worse. at least women you can get both in bet and it'll melt the j's.
pankkake: men get jealous too
jayk: women make great friends until they get jealous.
pankkake: how will she know how to make sandwiches?
pankkake: I worked with women and didn't give them any special treatment
pankkake: funny thing is, I probably did more against sexism in IT than these pretend sexism figthers
mircea_popescu: what trying really looks like.
mircea_popescu: it's easy, when surrounded mostly by other fat lazy westerners that have long forgotten how to even passibly pretend like they're trying
mircea_popescu: if thaty.
benkay: for every dorky white kid discussing sexism in it there's 1/10th of a white kid working harder smarter and faster to actually do something
mircea_popescu: for every dorky white kid idly discussing "sexism in IT" there are at least a hundred olive kids willing to eat their own right arm to be in it.
mircea_popescu: pankkake you likely don't understand the drive of people from novosibirsk to mogadishu to be businessmen.
asciilifeform: monks sit chained to desks hashing
pankkake: oh my god there are so many
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pankkake: I wonder if that video is some sort of template
mircea_popescu: pankkake sure there are.
Duffer1: omg the audio
benkay: i know some great ways to dispose of capital
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pankkake: but not forums dedicated to being spammed
asciilifeform: there are fora dedicated to spamming.
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pankkake: what in the fuck
pankkake: this is a forum dedicated to ponzi scams?!
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=426352.0 led me to http://www.moneymakergroup.com/Mutualwealth-Mutualweal-t433169.html&mode=linear
pankkake: because two cans and a string!
mircea_popescu: nah, the order is say buy 5 at 15. the engine says so, the proxy ends up with the idea the order is 99999995 at 15.
pankkake: I thought it was the same order multiple times
mircea_popescu: what duplicates tho ?
pankkake: but that accounts for my idea how how things work
mircea_popescu: to do what with them ?
pankkake: that's the thing, I can't wrap my head about how it is designed :)
mircea_popescu: fixing this has proven itself the most challenging one thing in the history of the exchange so far.
mircea_popescu: it has to do with what happens once it loses connection but doesn't yet know it has.
mircea_popescu: in some circumstances a certain proxy may end up misstating an order in that way.
pankkake: so there are orders that shouldn't be there? how?!
copumpkin: is that someone taking advantage of it just now?
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic not really, what happens is that a whole shitload of 1s get tacked on to the actual order
mircea_popescu: pankkake there is.
pankkake: I don't get this proxy thing, is there no central authority in mpex trading?
Apocalyptic: too bad that wasn't a marker order
copumpkin: seems like a good time to get a good sell :
copumpkin: if I were to guess, someone convinced mpex to go negative on an unsigned 64-bit integer
mircea_popescu: proxies being hammeredf to all shit
copumpkin: (happens to be awfully close to 2^64)
copumpkin: on the mpex depth table
copumpkin: err, I think you have a bug
mircea_popescu: but if legitimate stuff came along that legitimately couldn't afford it, im sure the service would pop.
mircea_popescu: not that any exist
mircea_popescu: for all i care, you can go through a specialist investment banker.
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mircea_popescu: Azelphur well you gotta have an account to list is all.
pankkake: I hear the NYSE is accepting scams
mircea_popescu: i hear it's "buy niderauer an eggplant calzone these days,
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: btw, do you have to pay 30 BTC to list on top of the registration fee? or is it just the registration fee
kakobrekla: any anyway, golf is like a tank, it doesnt like to break
mircea_popescu: like... you know, they could list on the nyse
mircea_popescu: "Why would a stock want to list on mpex for 30btc vs another exchange for much less?"
kakobrekla: see the thing is, its cheaper to fix golf here than your mazda
Azelphur: with facebook and others jumping on board, I think it could happen o.O
Duffer1: actually some of those golfs look pretty sharp
mircea_popescu: Azelphur well there's a bet
dub: no, when it breaks down you can blow me though
Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I'm curious, what do you think about all this chatter of $10k by the end of the year? XD
kakobrekla: you have to step over me now?
kakobrekla: yes, we established taht already
dub: must be dumb, you couldnt pay me 500btc to take a vw golf
kakobrekla: hey dunno, im the dumb one here apparently.
mircea_popescu: is this true ?
mircea_popescu: it's two cycle right ?
mircea_popescu: o that was good
Duffer1: oh you euros and your tiny ass cars wtf
kakobrekla: yes, they have one.
Duffer1: and the neck?
Duffer1: probably the most valuable reddit ever
alystair: used at he same time.
kakobrekla: lol whats with the honda
Duffer1: oo DE only way to shave
Azelphur: from back when I was trading I have some hilarious stuff from customers
kakobrekla: a tad newer.