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nubbins`: from the sort of shop that tattoos 14 year olds
nubbins`: he got it at the ripe old age of 14
nubbins`: nah, there was no room for fixing it
Vexual: i bet she paid the full asking price too
nubbins`: i have a friend with a misspelled tattoo
Vexual: they think it, and never say it, ever
mircea_popescu: 50% of the tme ?
Vexual: how often do newly tatood people tell their artist it looks shit?
nubbins`: "I hit the flush button and I feel the air from the VCHT (vacuum, collection, and holding tank) system pass over my grundle. That one full second of cool air down below is one of the few perks of the day and of the job."
Vexual: drop the crotch a few inches
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grundle | The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
nubbins`: i think i know what a grundle is, although it's a new word for me
Vexual: coz im the fucking xustomer
Vexual: try these for sixe
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duck%20butter | The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrot...
nubbins`: i don't need to be authed to ;;ud, do i?
nubbins`: "sir, these pants smell of duck butter"
mircea_popescu: nubbins` "the very pants i was about to return!!1"
Vexual: well one probaby shoundt pop into see the tailor on freeballin days either way
nubbins`: i generally don't wear the garment that requires altering when visiting the tailor
Vexual: thats tantamount to sexual assualt if female tailor
nubbins`: this reminds me that i need a pair of pants altered
mircea_popescu: including the Criminal Pathology Today trade rag)
mircea_popescu: (and strangely, nobody holds conferences about how theres no men in criminal pathology, either.
nubbins`: tony the tailor!
punkman1: male tailors are like a british thing
Vexual: perhaps i only talk to salesmen
mircea_popescu: it's like das or criminal pathologists. they're all womenz.
mircea_popescu: i don't think i've ever seen not-a-woman tailor
Vexual: i talk to a man, i don't kno who sews it
mircea_popescu: aren't they all ?
mircea_popescu: my tailor would just be thankful i didn't want the butthole put on her.
Vexual: if you ask your tailor to put a button hole somewhere strange, he will tell you to come bacj when you are sober
nubbins`: although much smaller, the hole is still there. great party trick
mircea_popescu: "what the fuck have you been sticking up there!!1"
nubbins`: spent several seconds trying to decide how to tell a loved one that a chunk of something just fell out of their pussy
nubbins`: fun fact, i used to wear a steel retainer in my septum but accidentally swallowed it while eating pussy
nubbins`: altho they mostly do salvation army uniforms
nubbins`: trang garments too
nubbins`: sure, tony the tailor will add a zipper to anything
Vexual: dont you guys ahve tailors?
nubbins`: steel-reinforced anus, what must you think of people!
pankkake: I still have a weird bump due to my industrial piercing :(
mircea_popescu: nubbins` o wait, these are for ears
nubbins`: anyway this buttplug talk brought me to this lelly article: http://thoughtcatalog.com/koty-neelis/2013/10/can-you-please-not-wear-your-butt-plug-to-dinner-thanks/
nubbins`: tiny again now tho
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: both of my earlobe piercings were stretched out to 18mm at one point
Vexual: its the depression and she srying becuase she can't afford a new hat
pankkake: http://www.rosebuds.net/fr/galerie.aspx is a remnant of the old website
pankkake: http://www.rosebuds.net/ but the website used to be much less "professional"
mircea_popescu: "ONE PAIR of 316L Stainless Steel earlets that are internally threaded. These tunnels have a screw on back piece so that you can insert them without having to force a double flared plugs in your piercing. This makes it much easier for people that have a hard time fitting double flared plugs in, or also those that just have a freshly stretched piercing and want a plug that is easy to insert."
nubbins`: that's a different type of stretching
pankkake: by the way, the rosebud butt plug is a proud French invention
gribble: King's Body Jewelry, 18 gauge - 3 inch plugs, eyelets, organic ...: <http://www.kingsbodyjewelry.com/1and14inch32mm.aspx>; Body piercing materials - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_piercing_materials>; Stretching (body piercing) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretching_(body_piercing)>
pankkake: so there's a market for solid gold butt plug
kakobrekla: anyway, if you sit on a mil or ten, might not be a good idea to spend a percent to make your life better.
nubbins`: hm, is that so?
jcpham: remember: if you are wearing it they cannot "seize" it
jcpham: in case you go to jail and need to pawn them
jcpham: jewelry too if you're looking for assets to wear
Vexual: nod, tre cool
jcpham: now there's art on the walls
Vexual: yeah but you only got a tide watch
jcpham: then i followed suit at amagi and waited to see who shipped faster
nubbins`: "look at all this free money i have! let's spend it!"
nubbins`: now take people who bought at <$100
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, they still view their btc as being too valuable to spend
mircea_popescu: that's a theory.
nubbins`: but the plebs who bought at, say, $400 are spitting out btc at everyone who will take them
nubbins`: i think a lot of this volume is driven by the fact that the people spending it bought in at a lower price
Vexual: so bitcoins like a thng for internet commerce then?
nubbins`: today you have tiger direct scooping up $0.25mn on day 1
nubbins`: was it the humble indie bundle? or something? that said that like 1% of their sales came from btc after they started accepting it?
nubbins`: on the upside, it seems like retailers accepting bitcoin has actually started to result in consumers spending bitcoin
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: not true, some people don't go buy s.mpoe
Vexual: i bought smidge for exposure to all the stupid shit, and thats what i got
mircea_popescu: so basically the economy of bitcoin is, "get a bunch of noobs to give you a bunch of bitcents on various pretenses, go buy s.mpoe"
Vexual: top vid too
ozbot: Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye / ISLE OF WIGHT 1970 - YouTube
Vexual: turtles are a pain in the arse'
pankkake: at least we have a turtleless money system
Vexual: satoshi didnt make a stustless money system for every other turstless system to be called coin
jcpham: alt coins just make me think this is all a big joke
jcpham: i have to force myself not to pay attention to bitcoin land
pankkake: lol, so many *coins doing that now
rattaTATI: the irony of the launch asking for a bunch of bitcoins to make a better coin...
rattaTATI: scam is apparrent in that etherium wanfts you to give them your bitcoins
ozbot: Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money - YouTube
pankkake: I'm sure you can have that stuff (at least in the same not-working state) without creating yet another currency
rattaTATI: rather than offer an evil centralized service
Vexual: its the girl in the lab checking the motility of your sperm
rattaTATI: cuz they must hazzadis their decentralization
Vexual: theres microscopes too, noone uses them
pankkake: why does everything has to be a coin?
rattaTATI: they want their million so bad
rattaTATI: haha I'm actually reading the premine details of this etherium thing
mircea_popescu: this stands in stark contrast to our doctrine, as there is absolutely no law above the law of the parties.
mircea_popescu: the parties' self-designation of (Marotta) as a sperm donor is insufficient to relieve (Marotta) of parental right and responsibilities to the child, << basically the fiat court is saying, yet again, that it does not matter what the parties decide, because the court is superior.
rattaTATI: skimming logs, is Tiberius back as altkoin?
mircea_popescu: let the girls have fun, they're still your chattel.