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BingoBoingo: Hard
to say who would propose a bad deal and
try
to drink
their way out of it.
BingoBoingo: As someone who inds disorderlyness a moral imperative I am glad a vital
tool like GPG lacks hooks and crooks
BingoBoingo: I may regret
this later, but seeing as how buttcoins are so flawed and obsolete I offer
to honor
the prices I posed for
tooth coins if you scroll up.
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BingoBoingo: And
thus I remain. SO far
the lowest bidder on
tooth-coins and still enforcing a lead
time
that would let me get antibiotics out of india.
BingoBoingo: Maybe
there is
this Freudian
thing
that can
tie it into my love of
the motorola 68K architecture and distaste of plumbing
BingoBoingo: Oh my close encounters with mortality were mostly* self inflicted. My biggest pains
totally came from dentists waiting Six more months
to see how fucked up
this mest batch of molars would grow in
jurov: what did you do
to him?
BingoBoingo: jurov: At least
these would be simpler
twist and pull extractions. I did
the whole unsedated surgical
thing and
to
this day can't say if surgeon is live or dead, but he filed me full of dread.
jurov: what if someone offers 200btc extra for you
to do without any anesthetics?
BingoBoingo: pankkake:
That is why I imagine having
the right
to designate a second who may be rule s be unable
to finish
the job, but who can suture and stop bleeding
pankkake: pain is overrated. well, unless it's so painful you faint, which can be problematic for what you want
to achieve
BingoBoingo: Like... I can get super drunk, but I can't even get drunk enough
to dull enui at all.
BingoBoingo: The scariest
thing about
that
tooth proposition I made however is
that I know I am not capable of drinking enough
to
totally numb
the pain.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: As far is I know Buttfury is
the only exception
to
that
trend
pankkake: so cointerra is shipping… but with worse specs
than promised
BingoBoingo: I almost feel like I am going
to be so pissed when I sober up on Monday and someone accepted
the
tooth deal I just offered.
BingoBoingo: punkman: Do you want 1/4 ounce of molar and half a pound of supporting
tumor living in your shoulder
jurov: plugs of semen aren't work of
the Art
punkman: didn't
they manage
to grow some
teeth in a lab?
BingoBoingo: And metal doesn't increase
the value of
teeth anymore
than plugs of semen increase
the value of leaded crystal glassware.
BingoBoingo: Teeth are most fungible
though. More importantly
teeth are hard
to forge.
jurov: market would be hard if
the
tooth aren't fungible
BingoBoingo: jurov: Sure. Homoless does it for
that. I wouldn't want less
than a Dodge Challenger
though. I'm
trying
to build a market. Like Buttcoins had.
jurov: lower bound? go
to any homeless, ask him how much for 1
tooth
BingoBoingo: To
take
this offer I'd have
to figure out how
to make video chat work anyway.
pankkake: from my experience, it's harder
to make
them stay in place
BingoBoingo: pankkake: According
to
the brothers newer fillings have issues as well
BingoBoingo: Then
there's
the part where
trying
to be a survivable negatiator I haven't disclosed
the lower bounds of my offer yet.
pankkake: the issue with older filling
techniques is metals interacting with each other
BingoBoingo: amalgam incluges elements
tha
tused
to be precious until mercury
pankkake: oh, certainly not. and
that's now a big part of my
teeth
jurov: is amalgam precious? i
think not
BingoBoingo: I mean at
the start I begin from
the position of being down 8
teeth
jurov: 8
teeth would be B3000
BingoBoingo: Maybe I am just a gambler who prices
the risk of making
this offer an acceptable price for getting 8
teeth plugged with metal?
jurov: after half hour of arduous work, she shown me
the model how
the plumb look
jurov: my dentist wanted
to prove something
to herself or wth
jurov: the
tooth i'm selling is 30% metal, rare piece
BingoBoingo: Not necessarily for you jurov but for collector who can't care
to read logs
jurov: how does it relate
to
teeth market liquidity?
BingoBoingo: jurov: I have half a kilogram of active ingredient of Indian market generic Viagra
that would make you
think several
times about
that, because
that is like months of uninterupted rape.
jurov: i just hope some impatient
teeth collector will be online with me while you're away
BingoBoingo: And Voluntarism makes all of
the
terms negotiable.
jurov: but you know, how it works on otc. who is online makes
the deal
BingoBoingo: And jurov is
that 500 for
the first
tooth or 500 for all of
the molars?
BingoBoingo: jurov: You mean cap raised. I am nao
the lowest bidder
BingoBoingo: I merely want a price cap
to exist in
this market
BingoBoingo: Also with
the oppressive price I offer I additionally demand
that no less
than
three week lead
time
to get supportive medications.
BingoBoingo: Also by offering my own
teeth for sale I am not offering a minimum but a maximum
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I wasn't
the first buyer of buttcoins.
pankkake: the issue is
that "people in
the wot" and "interested
to watch stupid shit" might not intersect
BingoBoingo: I merely set
the line
that a
tooth coin can't be worth more
than 300 BTC
BingoBoingo: Still, if for
the premium over rando brown kid mircea or jurov would be willing
to buy a video of me pulling
teeth out of myself... For 300 BTC... Do I seem so Drunk I would be
too stupid
to
take
the offer?
BingoBoingo: Also pricing Buttcoins got incredibly boring. Let's price
tooth coins. Next year we can price VITAL organ coins.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I also don't know if people realize by invoking adequate WoT how closely
that would circle
the wagons
KRS1: more of a man
than i
BingoBoingo: I dunno,
thinking about people I could hire as support
to prevent a dead's man switch.... I could probably pull all 4 of my molars.
pankkake: KRS1: he actually got more but buying
the ipad was
the motivation; but
that sells less news. still, idiotic
BingoBoingo: Yeah, How do I know
their parts can survive
the stress of being me?
pankkake: despite
them being generally healthier? :)
KRS1: hell i'd buy it for him
turn around and flip his kidney for a profit if i had
the chance
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Yellow people don't get
to count as people when calculating
the price of white person parts.
KRS1: thats got
to be an all
time low price
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Who says mine don't need removed either. I'm not offering
to merely sell a removal. I am offering
to sell a spectacle.
KRS1: Well, I've been drinking..partying a little dont want
to get
too specific.
pankkake: you would be competing with people who have
to remove
their
teeth anyways
KRS1: I have already started working on my rating. I never
traded otc so I never had a use for it and I also lost my last gpg key and started a new one.
KRS1: i haven't
thought about wot..i suppose it could be..dont know much about it, but i suppose
the bots keep a centralized record?
BingoBoingo: If
the higest bidder for my molars is Jimmothy at 0.01 BTC per
tooth and his kidneys are worth a full BTC... Fill in
the fucking blanks
BingoBoingo: What BTC allows
though is
the freedom
to negotiate
terms.
BingoBoingo: And since
this is Bitcoin fuckers like Jimmothy might do
thigs like offer 0.01 BTC per molar.
BingoBoingo: And you don't even know if I need
the BTC or merely would like
the BTC
BingoBoingo: More
than Bitcoin and imporatant and enforced WoT changes society.
BingoBoingo: KRS1: I dunno if you have internalized how important
this WoT
thing is yet, but it is pretty hige.
BingoBoingo: A serious WoT rating would be required
though considering...
The consequences of nonpayment could be very expensive.
BingoBoingo: My point in
this KRS1 Is establishing at what point at which BTC payment would be enough
that I would procure
the materials
to do such an act
to myself.
BingoBoingo: KRS1:
That is why I offered
the upper bounds for such a
thing. For less
than what I offered someone seeking entertainment
that way might find a value. I merely seek
to set
the value of such a self destruction a a certain minimum
KRS1: I'd have
to have some really good drugs, and i would probably still not do it
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Forget
the BTC label and look at amount of BTC plus...
The inherent disencetives
to performing a procedure like
that on oneself.
KRS1: beggar pulling his own
teeth for btc?
KRS1: wtf does btc have
to do with it
BingoBoingo: And removed uears ago in an experience
that still gives me nightmares.
BingoBoingo: I mean I only have four functional molars with
the rest having been impacted.
BingoBoingo: i also really want
to see how far under
this
the baggars price molars for BTC.
BingoBoingo: Of cource for
this I would be offering video evidence
BingoBoingo: With a 3-4 week lead
time
to get prophylactic antibitotics and sutures I'd probably price
the first self extracted molar at 300 BTC and a pull a second at 100 BTC with 75 BTC for a
third and 65 BTC for a fourth if I can stay awake
that long given what sedation would be necessary.
KRS1: i dont want anything
to do with
that
BingoBoingo: Fuck
the internet for being so distracting. Looking up all of
the elements of dental extraction I'm fucking starting
to price how much it would
take
to part with one of my own molars.