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ben_vulpes: <mircea
_popescu> i dun think you laymen understand running php under load is like << ftfy
ben_vulpes: mircea
_popescu: i only actually use nginx.
trinque: mircea
_popescu: I've yet to hit upon a devops process I actually like. On gentoo at least it appears to be an emerge varnish; rc-update add varnish default; /etc/init.d/varnish start
ben_vulpes: <pete
_dushenski> "beating heart of the source code" << more like well-armed guardians of the blood in the fly in the amber
ben_vulpes: * ascii
_launchpad [00:04] just walked by a 'women in tech' poster << in the airport?!
ben_vulpes: <mircea
_popescu> [23:47] # cd /usr/local/src << baww look at the hobbyist sysadmin
ben_vulpes: ascii
_*, mircea
_popescu: "hadoop" << thought y'all'd get a kick out of that
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete
_dushenski "If you the historians write about you."
Pierre_Rochard: pete
_dushenski: haha yes, but this non-biologist doesn’t see why not! seems like the ideal controlled experiment machine
mircea_popescu: ascii
_launchpad> because it is not physically possible to breed and teach needleworkers fast enough to keep up with a complexity collapse. << it's not a complexity collapse. i know how to manage this problem, i've done it before.
ascii_launchpad: mircea
_popescu: eventually folks will realize that it is -not- a needlework problem.
ascii_launchpad: mircea
_popescu: actually gentoo failed (in the usual sense of the word) long ago when its head dev sold soul to microshit
ascii_launchpad wonders how many of these 'beautiful surprises' it would take to make mircea
_popescu a candidate for same nuthouse as ascii
_launchpad
trinque: ascii
_launchpad: lol, no $maxint in there boss
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 22:21:59; mircea
_popescu: ben
_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even
mircea_popescu: ben
_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even know?" doesn't eve
☟︎ ben_vulpes: artifexd: well that sets it apart from all of the other crypto libs ascii
_lander was going on about over coffee today
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 21:39:33; mircea
_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 17:52:12; ascii
_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never.
funkenstein_: <mircea
_popescu> and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above. <-- what about those three letters showing up here?
davout: Pierre
_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less total cash"
mod6: Pierre
_Rochard: ah!
davout: ben
_vulpes: ¡che boludo!
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea
_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
ascii_lander: ben
_vulpes: if we don't run across each other today, i might have it sent to your room
ascii_lander: ben
_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help to pass sack of pesos to mircea
_popescu
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben
_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii
_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
BingoBoingo: <mircea
_popescu> pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for ben
_vulpes with note: met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.ben
_vulpes.3:ead2f9ed2eabada50db11e15fef25dde55812f86635c1313c08e6e657a41e38d
davout: !rate ben
_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !r ben
_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii
_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
☟︎ ben_vulpes: <ascii
_lander> ben
_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!
ben_vulpes: ascii
_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking
ben_vulpes: * ascii
_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii
_*, mircea
_popescu, mike
_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
ben_vulpes: <ascii
_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
ascii_lander: ben
_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre.
BingoBoingo: ascii
_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea
_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
mircea_popescu: ascii
_lander as the tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so the woman knows to spread her legs and let him get in"
BingoBoingo: ascii
_lander: If you can find historical "sundown town" of similar inconvenience to yourself may be worth investment to move rent beams
ascii_lander: mircea
_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if told that 'friendly' means 'open to spreading legs'
BingoBoingo worries ascii
_lander is unprepared for changes in local climate
ascii_lander: mircea
_popescu: as it is, the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by the beneficiaries, not vice-versa
ascii_lander: it's this thing that mircea
_popescu flies around on
mircea_popescu: ascii
_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more. there's a line between attachment and mania.
mircea_popescu: <ascii
_lander> incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum << same bs in ba
BingoBoingo hopes ascii
_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
BingoBoingo: <ascii
_lander> until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts
BingoBoingo: ascii
_lander: But now they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your thigh has an abcese?