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mircea_popescu: The extent of corruption in Europe is "breathtaking" and it costs
the EU economy at least 120bn euros (£99bn) annually,
the European Commission says.
nubbins`: he says "you know how hard it is
to drink six glasses of coke?"
mircea_popescu: "i feel like i'm
talking a little fast but you can'treally
tell"
nubbins`: alkie friend of mine got cut off from red bull one night at
the bar
nubbins`: occasionally i'd smoke 20 darts over
the course of an evening
nubbins`: started at age 25, feel free
to have a lel
Vexual: im from
the ponds institute
Mats_cd03: and
the smoke
touches my hand and mouth, so hand sanitizer and gum is how it goes
mircea_popescu: Vexual runs one of
the funniest markov chain bots ever.
Vexual: nuns carries half a pund of skunk
to get
the smell of smoke off his breath
Mats_cd03: i'm not a cigarette scientist okay i can only do so much about
the cigarette smoke
nubbins`: you use it
to
think it gets
the smell of smokes off your body
Mats_cd03: and gum
to remove it from my mouth
Mats_cd03: i use hand sanitizer
to get
the smell of smokes off my body
Mats_cd03: that seems familiar but i always
thought
the story was about a jew
nubbins`: there's a small metal box on
the wall with a lock on
top
that hides
the
temperature controls for
the room or w/e
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 "He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put
their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore
this watch up his ass.
Then, he died of dysentery. He give me
the watch. I hid
this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass
two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home
to my family. Now, little man, I give
the watch
to y
nubbins`: i don't get
this sanitizer
thing
Mats_cd03: i wonder how many of my daily accessories i could fit in my ass if i
tried
Mats_cd03: the human colon is a remarkable
thing
nubbins`: so
there was a period of like 4 months
there where i wasn't much in
tune with everything
nubbins`: didn't quit my job
til feb 2013
mircea_popescu: well not so regular, but you gotta
try
things once in a while.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, before my
time
Mats_cd03: so fisting is a regular event in your life
then
nubbins`: Vexual, his name was brought up in
the mpex scientology
thread
Mats_cd03: i havent seen enough fisting videos
to refute your claim
Mats_cd03: suckpuppet might work, although
that just made me recall
the auditory sound of a fist leaving an asshole
mircea_popescu: then
there's suckpuppets, when random derps make
the account
to spite you
mircea_popescu: there's like... sock puppets, when you make
the account and use it
to further your interests
Mats_cd03: then
they're your sockpuppet... colon puppet... sort of
mircea_popescu: recall
that guy snackman ? "o, bitbet is screwed, i will spend a month saying bad
things EVERYWHERE, like on places
that matter such as reddit"
Mats_cd03: the
trick is
to fake it until your fist is in
their colon
ThickAsThieves: seems
they dont know even when you
tell
them, so youre okay
Vexual: its kinda funny
that people with a clue
think i have a clue
mircea_popescu: if
those dorks knew
that
they're in fact working for me for free
they'd prolly have a 2nd aneurism
mircea_popescu: but it is kind-of funny
that people with a clue suspect me of actually sockpuppeting as "mah enemies" on various sm sites.
Mats_cd03: mircea_popescu: well... youre not OP right?
that would be a master stroke
mircea_popescu: saying dude. if only i knew saying is what makes
this world run.
mircea_popescu: because some yet another social media nobody is saying
things.
mircea_popescu: i look forward
to anon forum derps explaining how mpex will sitll be ceasing
to exist in 2025
ThickAsThieves: Open
Transactions is, from what i can
tell, a server-distributed ledger, based on last signed & verified receipt
mircea_popescu: he doesn't know about how mpex ceased
to exist in 2012 because nefario said
things at another conference.
mircea_popescu: mpex will cease
to exist because some pick up artist said
things at some conference.
ozbot: [Mpex.co]
The Scientology of Bitcoin Finance?
Mats_cd03: why
the fuck does FX show archer at 3AM EST
nubbins`: but because famous people wear
them when visiting canada
nubbins`: not because
they're necessary (srsly, an expedition parka at
this latitude?)
nubbins`: Canada Goose parkas are really popular here
the past few years
Vexual: fuck mano -10 would
take my breath away
Vexual: waking up is a
trhill for me
nubbins`: but sure,
thrills are
thrilling for
those who don't get
thrilled much
Vexual: gonna happen more when a human can't find a square mile
to
themselves
nubbins`: popularity of disaster/apocalypse stuff is more a product of
the
times
ThickAsThieves: hunter with no need
to hunt, caregiver with nothing
to care about
ThickAsThieves: i always
thought maybe people like horror and spanking and sci fi and apocalypse because of depravation from survivalistic lifestyle or something
Vexual: as in not
truck stops?
Vexual: if i ever go
to canadia im shitting in
the snow
Vexual: id be scared shitless if i read
that in lumberjack country
nubbins`: they're great if you want
to know what idiots and bigots
think on a given
topic
mircea_popescu: no, because
those exist in romanian
too and
they're just as dumpster-y.
nubbins`: recognized
the bathroom,
to
this day have not found
the writing
nubbins`: someone showed me a picture of a bathroom with "dick surgery or die" written on
the wall
Vexual: romania was catapaulted out of opression with
the internet
nubbins`: in
the english-speaking world, website comments are generally considered
to be
the lowest form of discourse
mircea_popescu: i doubt people comment once per 100 articles
they read.
mircea_popescu: romanians still comment and so on,
the english speaker is pretty blaze.
Vexual: they you have some balkan craftsmen alter
the stage
mircea_popescu: it's actually an old style cinema. built in
the 70s, like 1100 places
nubbins`: ^ disregard,
that was a useless statement
nubbins`: "i'd sure hate for
that
to happen
to me" as one gleefully watches
nubbins`: the vulnerability itself isn't a
taboo
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves you should hire Vexual
to do atc shilling i
tell you.
nubbins`: i'm sure
there were people jacking off in
the
theatre when you saw "consent" or w/e it's called
mircea_popescu: doesn't actually mean either women are goats or fucking is gutting, i dun
think
nubbins`: but
the common
taboo is vulnerability