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Duffer1: so
they have video footage of peoples showers?
nubbins`: MAY SMASH IT ANYWAY
TO SHOW
THEM A LESSON
nubbins`: literally an hour after i hung up, i scooped
the lint out
nubbins`: no,
they mail you a box
to return your broken phone in
nubbins`: so i guess i get a free box in
the mail any day now ;p
nubbins`: cajoled apple into fixing it for free, later realized
that
the bottom of
the port had a bunch of impacted lint
ThickAsThieves: Kozak was attempting
to argue
that foreign journalists were biased against Russia and were intentionally working
to paint
the Sochi games as a disaster. But in
the process, he may have just spooked everyone assigned hotel rooms
to attend
the games.
ThickAsThieves: "We have surveillance video from
the hotels
that shows people
turn on
the shower, direct
the nozzle at
the wall and
then leave
the room for
the whole day,"
the official
told members of
the press, according
to
The Wall Street Journal.
nubbins`: fuckin
thing completely stopped charging, 9 days out of warranty
nubbins`: did i mention
the problem i was having with my iphone
the other day?
nubbins`: as soon as i finish submitting
this post
to reddit
nubbins`: srsly,
the only part of
these videos where i cringe is when i see a metal implement striking concrete
nubbins`: side note, what's with all
these fucking idiots laying
their phones on concrete and striking
them with metal
tools?
ThickAsThieves: "i'm going sprint down 300 yards and
try and get
this rifle on
target as fast as possible"
nubbins`: this is like if
that single dad who paid us $400 for a bespoke kid's book said "fuck pink eye" and put his book in
the shredder
nubbins`: tat had it right, if he really wanted
to stick it
to apple, he would have sold his phone ;p
nubbins`: "really sending a message
to apple here"
nubbins`: Duffer1, upset at
the stupidity of
these retards
Duffer1: upset
that no one has stepped forward
to smash
their dicks?
ThickAsThieves: can we not
turn
this into
the viability of world wars?
Diablo-D3: and I dont see our rich fucks going
to war with
their rich fucks any
time soon
Diablo-D3: but it'd
take
the entirety of
the western world
to get rid of
them
Diablo-D3: just wipe all
those fucks off
the face of
the earth
nubbins`: wait, he's going
to strikeAAAAHHH
Diablo-D3: ThickAsThieves: I'd love
to smash
the chinese government
pankkake: they should ask
themselves why
they bought it in
the first place, and make
their auto-critique
Diablo-D3: smashing a phone is basically
telling
the people who suffered in china
to make it
their lives have no meaning and
they are dying in vain.
nubbins`: tat,
the first video is already brutal
nubbins`: naw dude,
they're
totally going for a windows phone
this
time ;p
nubbins`: "know what'll hurt apple? if i smash my on-contract phone
that
they've already been paid for, in full"
nubbins`: 200btc if you upload it
to redtube
nubbins`: i'll send 100btc
to everyone who smashes
their dick with a hammer
kakobrekla: so in a few days
they will say "sry, you can has btc"
ThickAsThieves: all
these guys smashed
their phones cuz some reddite said he'd give out money
to
the first 5 people
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nubbins`: there's a steady push
towards an apple device being a device of consumption rather
than production
pankkake: there'se a language where
the keywords can be either French or English
nubbins`: or interface builder,
to a lesser extent
nubbins`: it's enough
to make you walk away
nubbins`: but all
the old class names remained
the same
nubbins`: then in one major release,
they reassigned
the names
to different
things
nubbins`: first
they misappropropriated all
these common words like "site" and "web" and "part"
nubbins`: sharepoint was brutal for
this
nubbins`: nothing shows a more callous disregard for developers
than code relics
nubbins`: took me
the better part of 2 months just
to decipher method calls
nubbins`: btw, objective-c is a brutal language
to comprehend
nubbins`: even
the objects show relics of
this
nubbins`: this caused problems when
trying
to compile
the last eulora release for osx
nubbins`: afaik
the whole
thing is based on gnu
tools
tho
nubbins`: asciilifeform: could be, i never dug under
the skin
too much
nubbins`: but
the code analysis features are
top-notch
nubbins`: the IDE itself isn't
the greatest, and Interface Builder is pretty derpy
nubbins`: anyway, on a related note, xcode comes with some great code analysis
tools
nubbins`: it's more for catching bugs
than anything
nubbins`: unless
there's a problem suspected
nubbins`: in practice,
this made
the app really unreliable when on
the go
pankkake: and in
the same way, you can sneak malware. rendering
the whole
thing "for your protection" a lie
nubbins`: but
they flew under
the radar for years
nubbins`: then open
the iphone app via
the same ip address
that you've previously logged in with on
the website
pankkake: so you can sneak
things… but usually not for long
pankkake: interestingly, apple does not review
the code of
the app
nubbins`: then some sort of
thing like keep
the account open for 2 weeks
pankkake: reminds me of
the flash light app
that had a secret feature
nubbins`: you had
to open a blockchain account
nubbins`: pankkake:
the wallet features were hidden by default
Duffer1: i have yet
to receive one, i'll let you know if
that happens
pankkake: if accepting bitcoins means a lot of publicity and sales,
that's not bad :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 0.76834323 BTC
to 801 shares, 95923 satoshi per share
ThickAsThieves: Overstock and
Tigerdirect etc get a few extra hundred
thousand and fade away
pankkake: by
the way,
they don't even have
to provide a reason for refusals :)))
pankkake: introduce
the app without X features,
then introduce
the features?
nubbins`: pankkake,
the only reason it got in
there in
the first place was a sneak attack
nubbins`: but, but, i disagree with
their reason
pankkake: I'm surprised it was allowed in
the first place
nubbins`: so it seems
the inturnet is really upset about apple pulling blockchain.info from
the app store, hey?
pankkake: "One of
the world’s most mysterious Bitcoin-related companies" lol
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