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mircea_popescu: nubbins` yeah i was thinking, who the fuck makes round wrappers
nubbins`: also impossibly difficult to open iirc
nubbins`: those "ONE" brand condoms have tons of different designs, it's their thing
nubbins`: more testicles means more iron
ozbot: Twitter / DorianSatoshi: @TheBitcoinWife Can you tell ...
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/DorianSatoshi/status/443094155921588224 this guy is pretty lulzy
ozbot: Reduce the Workweek to 30 Hours - NYTimes.com
mircea_popescu: fun fact : the cypriot government pre-collapse ? communist.
mircea_popescu: then all the testicles thus obtained could be canned into pet food, shipped to stray dog shelters
mircea_popescu: i suppose the kids that don't get any panties for five weeks running are going to be gelded
mircea_popescu: oh, now i see the wisdom of what you said.
mircea_popescu: if kids got laid once a week mandatorily maths'd prolly be a lot easier to teach
chetty_: well all that time in sex ed they dont have to bother teaching hard stuff like maths
mircea_popescu: benkay sluts obviously don't need further training.
mircea_popescu: yeah, then mock all the teens that finish too early.
mircea_popescu: "don't push that way, more like this. there you go"
benkay: but the feeeewiiiings
mircea_popescu: "now all the boys take off their clothes. put your condom on like so"
mircea_popescu: sex ed should basically consist of assisted fucking. "now all the girls take off their clothes. give your panties to the boy you'd like to fuck you"
benkay: this dodges entirely the question of how to educate the idiots who aren't reading, much less inferring.
benkay: i met an ex-teacher while drinking beers after closing a deal the other day. he mentioned teaching sex-ed in an abstinence-only situation, and when I asked him "so how do you actually teach them?!" he said something along the lines of "well the smart ones can read between the lines"
Duffer1: that's kinda their thing
mircea_popescu: is it because the blaze is trying to fish for imaginary controversy ?
mircea_popescu: why am i reading in the blaze about what some nobody said ?
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/momsmt/status/440987057775575040 << this is the twe4et in question
chetty_: makes as much sense as most things - which is to say - none
mircea_popescu: chetty_ lmao, what are they supposed to say, "o hi, this is just a baloon" ?
ozbot: The Messages on These Condom Wrappers Were Deemed Too Sexually Suggestive to Hand Out to High School
mircea_popescu: what sort of a twisted joke is having your central bank run by a guy whose name is panicos
mircea_popescu: turks claim they're coming to terms with the greeks
artifexd: Not that I know. I've looked and didn't find anything.
artifexd: About an hour ago someone dumped 20k+ shares and emptied the orderbook from .004 to .003.
mircea_popescu: most likely someone stole the nickserv reg
mircea_popescu: artifexd nubbins` bloctoc well, that artifex guy in the wot has all his ratings during may/june of 2011
mircea_popescu: but leaving that aside for a moment, bitcoin runs off prng
mircea_popescu: bitcoind/qt take 0 seconds to generate a new address.
mircea_popescu: let's consider some fun facts together : gpg takes ~5 minutes to generate a 2k key
mircea_popescu: what'd that be ?
asciilifeform: or rather, what he wishes us to do.
asciilifeform: it's not a kid, the bastard knows what he's doing.
asciilifeform: watch where he proposes a pill against the recent (theretical) break of lattice crypto.
mircea_popescu: tbh i figure it's just random kid that overheard the adults talking and ran off with whatever he misunderstood of it
asciilifeform: or the linked:
mircea_popescu: o that. well... his gross point re random/urandom has some validity
asciilifeform: i don't think i've ever read such an artful piece of disinfo
mircea_popescu: which one is this ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the 'entropy' link was epic. author deserves some kind of medal. 'Order of Golden Turd, First Class' ?
mircea_popescu: there's no such thing as scratch
asciilifeform: yeah, has to be that, or you built her from scratch.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: (unrelated) consider one day telling the tale of where you dug up MPOEPR.
mircea_popescu: o wait, actually there's an entire thread dedicated to that huh. a well.
mircea_popescu: i gotta make a collection of these for the benefit of the forum fans
mircea_popescu: @Wolverineks I am not going to argue this. That man is a dyed in the wool genius, no doubt about it. Go read his blog.
mircea_popescu: dude twitter is like an ego trip
mircea_popescu: @Wolverineks · 7h @Beautyon_ i used to think @Mircea_Popescu was full of shit. Now I know I was just dumb.
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: oh damn, I keep forgetting that
mircea_popescu: they're not real money, because they have no value backing them
mircea_popescu: Mar 04 11:22:27 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: you're going to need a moneybin soon, like uncle scrooge has
mircea_popescu: copumpkin well half the shares are treasury
nubbins`: not much you can do about it, i wouldn't get too wound up
nubbins`: yep, scammers do that
bloctoc: he tried to copy/paste the get trust results into chat.
kakobrekla: bloctoc theres like no btc usd trading happening here ever
nubbins`: everybody knows unsolicited PMs are the mark of a scammer
nubbins`: not much to be done about it in here
bloctoc: it looks like it's still going. he's trying to buy btc from me and sell to someone else in bitcoin-otc
copumpkin: bloctoc: what kind of scam? just an offer to buy or was it genuinely sketchy?
nubbins`: too true
benkay: it's a lot of money in some parts of the world, nubbins`.
nubbins`: benkay: check the -30's ratings
nubbins`: guise my neighbour tried to scam me
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Artifex: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Artifex | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Artifex | Rated since: Sat May 7 03:44:47 2011
bloctoc: Artifex is just someone who pm'd me and tried to scam. I sent a warning. that's all
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user artifexd: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=artifexd | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=artifexd | Rated since: Wed Mar 5 02:06:14 2014
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user bloctoc: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=bloctoc | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bloctoc | Rated since: Tue Oct 29 20:18:14 2013
bloctoc: to pull up a transcript?
bloctoc: can't find a transcript anywhere in textual but I'm not a textual expert. if anyone knows if that's possible?
copumpkin: bloctoc: you have a transcript?
bloctoc: Artifex just tried to scam me
nubbins`: as of today, march 10, 2014, it is illegal to ride in the bed of a pickup truck in this province
kakobrekla: dunno if this was here already
benkay: just to fuck with us, copumpkin.
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/mpoe-february-2014-statement/ says final dividend is 8100 btc, but exactly half of that made it onto the mpoe statement on mpex (http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.MPOE)
KRS-One: how cool is this
cazalla: seems that you need a reg code to watch it via the website though
Duffer1: why is that even a thing?
cazalla: kuka v timoboll today
ThickAsThieves: hehe was just watching it on twitch
Duffer1: #b-a kinda slow today, everyone busy playing titanfall?
ozbot: Intelligence Job Trends | Simply Hired
Mats_cd03: http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-intelligence seems to me intelligence agencies are simply closing ranks in the wake of e.snowden/nsa
ozbot: Biology Job Trends | Simply Hired
Mats_cd03: "I cover science and medicine, and believe this is biology's century." lol
nubbins`: he puts the herp in herper
ozbot: Matthew Herper - The Medicine Show - Forbes
ThickAsThieves: theyve now made identities to mitigate
ThickAsThieves: my guess is they fucked up and too many wives saw husbands autoposting that they just watch Meatballs 3
mike_c: "Though Netflix holds the streaming rights for "House of Cards," Sony is in charge of distribution internationally and through home video."
mike_c: ah, no. apparently it had nothign to do with netflix.