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Mats_cd03: it was mostly
 the website and not
 the link, but i do love me some pralines
 benkay: i will be if i cook myself goddamn pralines all
 the
 time
 benkay: Mats_cd03:
 that has sugar in it
 tg2: Gotta start going
 this lol
 moiety: oh i was gonna say you need
 to get a microwave
 too
 benkay: no its just for
 the weekend
 moiety: wait, you mean properly left? not just away for
 the weekend?
 benkay: I'M MANSPLAINING
 THE KITCHEN
 TO MYSELF
 mircea_popescu: so wait! benkay was shooting for
 two girls but in
 the end his one had enough and now he's... mancooking ?
 benkay: yeah normally i'm into snuff
 too but
 today it's meeeee
 moiety: prexactly - convenience. i
 think
 toasters are good because
 they have a
 timer, you cant burn
 the house down. please buy one
 benkay: this isn't funny mircea_popescu i'm going
 to die
 mircea_popescu: benkay "halp halp i need
 to cook" moiety, always motherly, starts small. "toaster ?"
 benkay: also i live in murka and have
 to compromise on counterspace
 benkay: no
 toasters are convenience
 tools of
 the devil
 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah but
 that's ability
 to perform
 the job, you know ?
 benkay: i don't know
 the difference between brotein and carboderprates
 benkay: mo i'm going
 to poison myself
 benkay: i guess
 the assettes don't deliver?
 benkay: sad
 truth is i'm fishing for a second housekeeper cum cock sucker
 mircea_popescu: benkay gf comes home from her
 trip, finds dead pigglet, hauls him
 to pickup
 truck
 benkay: i did fuck
 the yolks up.
 benkay: ya well,
 the plate was in
 the oven keeping
 the bacon warm
 mike_c: benkay: eggs are overcooked.
 that yolk's gotta run.
 mircea_popescu: i always
 thought nubbins are
 the little bumps around
 the nipple on an aroused areola.
 nubbins`: Mats_cd03 yes,
 the meatballs were homemade
 mircea_popescu: tis a matter of i can
 tell if
 the carpenter is a noob by whether his "chair" is fucking level.
 benkay: arrangement of nutritive items
 that
 mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 either
 that or
 there was a pig geyser sprout on
 the river bed.
 Mats_cd03: so he put
 them on
 the back of a pickup and
 then dropped
 them off somewhere upstream
 Mats_cd03: and whos going
 to dig a proper hole for all of
 those bodies?
 thats fucking laborious
 kakobrekla: mircea_popescu  isnt it easier
 to just limit nubbins` ?
 mircea_popescu: i have a lot more experience with noob cook chicks
 than you imagine my friend.
 Mats_cd03: anyway like i was saying, i
 think some farmer had bought bad feed for his pigs and accidentally poisoned
 them
 benkay: i hand fried
 those potatoes
 mircea_popescu: benkay you don't and i can
 tell just by looking at
 that poor excuse of a plate.
 benkay: mircea_popescu: i know how
 to cook!
 nubbins`: yes,
 the company was amazing
 too
 Mats_cd03: i saw a few dozen dead pigs floating down a river as i was driving out of
 the province
 benkay: mostly because i've forgotten how
 to cook since
 this one started doing it for me
 ozbot: imgur:
 the simple image sharer
 benkay: girl is out of
 town for
 the weekend.
 this means.....
 dexX7: foxconn has about 1000x more worker
 than jpmorgan
 mike_c: foxconn has more suicides
 than jpmorgan.
 mircea_popescu: and i'm not even fucking old! i'm sitting here and im
 thinking... holy shit now
 THAT must suck. what a curse
 to be born with.
 mircea_popescu: if someone
 told me
 twenty years ago i will live
 to honestly pity
 the fate of
 the poor us citizens i'd have laughed for
 the rest of
 the day.
 mircea_popescu: you can't imagine, on a more personal note, how fucking outlandish
 this is
 to me.
 mircea_popescu: (course iirc, you're not allowed
 to do so unless you prove it's specifically NOT because you dislike
 the
 taxation system. quite
 the racked your owner got going
 there.)
 mike_c: even
 then you can't escape.  you have
 to give up citizenship.
 mircea_popescu: the irs can
 tax anything
 the fuck it pleases.
 the reaction
 to
 taxation you dislike is leaving
 the jurisdiction, not arguing
 the point.
 ThickAsThieves: do you have an argument against
 the IRS rulings or you
 think
 they are sensible?
 mircea_popescu: it's roughly
 the coating in
 the pill, various people sprout it because you know,
 the slavegirl
 that aesthetically loves her collar isn't really as much of a slavegirl or something.
 mircea_popescu: that bullcrap is entirely irrelevant
 to
 the discussion.
 ThickAsThieves: like isnt
 there an underlying premise for
 taxes being
 that, for example you cant profit from a shipping company without roads, and
 taxes pay for roads,
 therefor you must pay
 them
 ThickAsThieves: is
 there some argument
 to what is allowed
 to be
 taxed at all, and bitcoin not fitting
 that spectrum?
 ThickAsThieves: so you must break
 the rule
 to even attempt
 to learn it's definition?
 mircea_popescu: we're
 talking a decade and a hundred million in either case.
 mircea_popescu: a rule you can have overturned by arguing more
 things before
 the supreme court
 than if it were a law.
 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves
 that i get
 to laugh at you poor sods moar ?
 ThickAsThieves: what is
 the exact difference between an IRS rule and a law?
 ThickAsThieves: "Edmund Moy,
 the former director of
 the U.S. Mint who’s become an outspoken proponent of digital currencies, saw a mix of good and bad as well, but ultimately he made
 two cogent points: first,
 that
 this is is a rule, not a law, and
 there’s a difference, and,
 two,
 that it can be changed as circumstances warrant."
 mircea_popescu: i imagine
 these people followed hercules around augeas' stables complaining about all
 the mess he's making.
 mircea_popescu: bitcoin invented fair gambling, bitbet is a parimutuel implementation, anon forum derp comes
 to harp about how deceitful "sites" are.
 mircea_popescu: there's nothing better
 than a good conspiraci
 theorist.
 mircea_popescu: The most expensive code packages for gambling sites have
 the most deceit and advanced algorithms
 to rip-off
 the gambling fool and protect
 the investment of
 the operator.
 The very best ones you'll never find for sale, however.
 These algorithms always sit on
 top of whatever "edge"
 the operator decides
 to
 take (the "edge" is
 the part of
 the
 tilted
 table some sites even openly advertise nowadays).