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Mats_cd03: it was mostly
the website and not
the link, but i do love me some pralines
benkay: i will be if i cook myself goddamn pralines all
the
time
benkay: Mats_cd03:
that has sugar in it
tg2: Gotta start going
this lol
moiety: oh i was gonna say you need
to get a microwave
too
benkay: no its just for
the weekend
moiety: wait, you mean properly left? not just away for
the weekend?
benkay: I'M MANSPLAINING
THE KITCHEN
TO MYSELF
mircea_popescu: so wait! benkay was shooting for
two girls but in
the end his one had enough and now he's... mancooking ?
benkay: yeah normally i'm into snuff
too but
today it's meeeee
moiety: prexactly - convenience. i
think
toasters are good because
they have a
timer, you cant burn
the house down. please buy one
benkay: this isn't funny mircea_popescu i'm going
to die
mircea_popescu: benkay "halp halp i need
to cook" moiety, always motherly, starts small. "toaster ?"
benkay: also i live in murka and have
to compromise on counterspace
benkay: no
toasters are convenience
tools of
the devil
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah but
that's ability
to perform
the job, you know ?
benkay: i don't know
the difference between brotein and carboderprates
benkay: mo i'm going
to poison myself
benkay: i guess
the assettes don't deliver?
benkay: sad
truth is i'm fishing for a second housekeeper cum cock sucker
mircea_popescu: benkay gf comes home from her
trip, finds dead pigglet, hauls him
to pickup
truck
benkay: i did fuck
the yolks up.
benkay: ya well,
the plate was in
the oven keeping
the bacon warm
mike_c: benkay: eggs are overcooked.
that yolk's gotta run.
mircea_popescu: i always
thought nubbins are
the little bumps around
the nipple on an aroused areola.
nubbins`: Mats_cd03 yes,
the meatballs were homemade
mircea_popescu: tis a matter of i can
tell if
the carpenter is a noob by whether his "chair" is fucking level.
benkay: arrangement of nutritive items
that
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 either
that or
there was a pig geyser sprout on
the river bed.
Mats_cd03: so he put
them on
the back of a pickup and
then dropped
them off somewhere upstream
Mats_cd03: and whos going
to dig a proper hole for all of
those bodies?
thats fucking laborious
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu isnt it easier
to just limit nubbins` ?
mircea_popescu: i have a lot more experience with noob cook chicks
than you imagine my friend.
Mats_cd03: anyway like i was saying, i
think some farmer had bought bad feed for his pigs and accidentally poisoned
them
benkay: i hand fried
those potatoes
mircea_popescu: benkay you don't and i can
tell just by looking at
that poor excuse of a plate.
benkay: mircea_popescu: i know how
to cook!
nubbins`: yes,
the company was amazing
too
Mats_cd03: i saw a few dozen dead pigs floating down a river as i was driving out of
the province
benkay: mostly because i've forgotten how
to cook since
this one started doing it for me
ozbot: imgur:
the simple image sharer
benkay: girl is out of
town for
the weekend.
this means.....
dexX7: foxconn has about 1000x more worker
than jpmorgan
mike_c: foxconn has more suicides
than jpmorgan.
mircea_popescu: and i'm not even fucking old! i'm sitting here and im
thinking... holy shit now
THAT must suck. what a curse
to be born with.
mircea_popescu: if someone
told me
twenty years ago i will live
to honestly pity
the fate of
the poor us citizens i'd have laughed for
the rest of
the day.
mircea_popescu: you can't imagine, on a more personal note, how fucking outlandish
this is
to me.
mircea_popescu: (course iirc, you're not allowed
to do so unless you prove it's specifically NOT because you dislike
the
taxation system. quite
the racked your owner got going
there.)
mike_c: even
then you can't escape. you have
to give up citizenship.
mircea_popescu: the irs can
tax anything
the fuck it pleases.
the reaction
to
taxation you dislike is leaving
the jurisdiction, not arguing
the point.
ThickAsThieves: do you have an argument against
the IRS rulings or you
think
they are sensible?
mircea_popescu: it's roughly
the coating in
the pill, various people sprout it because you know,
the slavegirl
that aesthetically loves her collar isn't really as much of a slavegirl or something.
mircea_popescu: that bullcrap is entirely irrelevant
to
the discussion.
ThickAsThieves: like isnt
there an underlying premise for
taxes being
that, for example you cant profit from a shipping company without roads, and
taxes pay for roads,
therefor you must pay
them
ThickAsThieves: is
there some argument
to what is allowed
to be
taxed at all, and bitcoin not fitting
that spectrum?
ThickAsThieves: so you must break
the rule
to even attempt
to learn it's definition?
mircea_popescu: we're
talking a decade and a hundred million in either case.
mircea_popescu: a rule you can have overturned by arguing more
things before
the supreme court
than if it were a law.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves
that i get
to laugh at you poor sods moar ?
ThickAsThieves: what is
the exact difference between an IRS rule and a law?
ThickAsThieves: "Edmund Moy,
the former director of
the U.S. Mint who’s become an outspoken proponent of digital currencies, saw a mix of good and bad as well, but ultimately he made
two cogent points: first,
that
this is is a rule, not a law, and
there’s a difference, and,
two,
that it can be changed as circumstances warrant."
mircea_popescu: i imagine
these people followed hercules around augeas' stables complaining about all
the mess he's making.
mircea_popescu: bitcoin invented fair gambling, bitbet is a parimutuel implementation, anon forum derp comes
to harp about how deceitful "sites" are.
mircea_popescu: there's nothing better
than a good conspiraci
theorist.
mircea_popescu: The most expensive code packages for gambling sites have
the most deceit and advanced algorithms
to rip-off
the gambling fool and protect
the investment of
the operator.
The very best ones you'll never find for sale, however.
These algorithms always sit on
top of whatever "edge"
the operator decides
to
take (the "edge" is
the part of
the
tilted
table some sites even openly advertise nowadays).