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fluffypony: that's the new one that "shut down" two days ago
mircea_popescu: "presumably due to our high profile"
fluffypony: then they shut down and disappear and so sad been hacked
mircea_popescu: how's that work ?
fluffypony: and they have an escrow
fluffypony: you heard about the NFD thing, right?
mircea_popescu: but wait, there's more! with every purchase you're entitled to one, slightly used, sliughtly worn, slightly slutty
mircea_popescu: only with farq, the first largest cryptoboink
fluffypony: well that complicates my life
mircea_popescu: ok that thread was hysterical.
davout: fluffypony: i'm excited about the bitcoin-central ticker IPO on bourse too
mircea_popescu: it has to be made by hand in darkness and hidrated with virgin tears!
davout: pankkake and Apocalyptic would know these
davout: mircea_popescu: i'll bring you a box of "mon chéri" next time
mircea_popescu: i'm on my 198th chocolate truffle with a rum center.
davout: BingoBoingo seemed to have some skill to speak the dotcoin language
mircea_popescu: it's the retarded child of a 90s cali valley girl with a
fluffypony: I have to break my brain to conform to that, it's worse than trying to talk like Yoda
mircea_popescu: we laugh, but i've had the occasion to see first hand people who, on account of all the time they spend devoid of human contact, actually speak like that.
mircea_popescu: except with the b rotated see
Apocalyptic: not that it's a good name
Apocalyptic: derpcoin comes naturally from that
fluffypony: or a round logo that looks like a coin
fluffypony: it doesn't have the word "coin" in the name
mircea_popescu: well, "world". in the quantiverse.
mircea_popescu: i'm kinda rooting for Derp, the most fast and largest biggest secure herpurrency in the world.
mircea_popescu: no, but soon it will be the first cryptoaltcurrency to offer pencils and yard raking.
mircea_popescu: "Quark is a decentralized crypto-currency that allows for the most fast and secure transactions in the world."
mircea_popescu: no sorry i mean the biggest cryptocurrency
mircea_popescu: o look! the first altcoin
assbot: Quark - Money reinvented by the people ( QuarkCoin QRK )
bitcoinpete: ya the links seem buggered
mircea_popescu: someone broke twitter.
fluffypony: Apocalyptic: that's what HE said
mircea_popescu: it's quite narrowly populated this thing
mircea_popescu: it doesn't REALLY make all that much sense.
mircea_popescu: jurov tbh the locking acct feature is a leftover that i'd rather take out than expand
FabianB: davout: is the lowest x.eur ask yours?
mircea_popescu: jurov afaik no, but i'll have this dblckeched
bitcoinpete: and it's hard to imagine the lines in detroit are that long
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bni-JsgIQAE0zQO.png check that shit out
jurov: mircea_popescu: lock also locks pushes from the account?
davout: i'm not sure, when the account is locked can i cancel orders ? i seem to recall that the answer is no, amirite?
davout: so i'll just post orders up to (BTC balance - 1 satoshi) for bids
mircea_popescu: davout yes, but consider has this wide timespan in my understanding.
davout: (versus cancel, and *then* replace orders, which would leave some times with no bid/ask)
davout: jurov: so far the bot actually checks asset balances and changes the order of canceling and placing orders if there are not enough assets to continuously keep orders on the book
davout: but i was under the impression you'd consider removing this feature if nobody was using it
davout: yea, that's perfectly possible
mircea_popescu: so then held.eur/my.price
jurov: is it such a big problem to subtract 1 satoshi from these resources?
davout: the answer to this question is "i want to use whatever resources are available to populate the X.EUR order book"
mircea_popescu: "is it really desirable that i don't actually calculate what i want to buy before i place an order ?"
mircea_popescu: seems the question you're trying to ask is more like,
davout: let me phrase the question a different way, "is it really desirable that it's not possible to put all your BTC in bids without locking your account down?"
mircea_popescu: well even the x is arbitrary.
davout: because the behaviour expected would be to execute the order up to the available resources, which incidentally happens for all other assets, *except* CxBTC, which is purely arbitrary too :-)
davout: mircea_popescu: sure, i could add a check, but imo a RAND() quantity would count as unspecified, not a X where X may or may not be larger than my available cash
jurov: but yes, not a bad precaution to always keep one satoshi there
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: one of many things I don't need to worry about and jurov does :)
mircea_popescu: this is not a problem in most cases, but in high security applications it's good practice to never do it.
jurov: i'm just in trollish mood
mircea_popescu: davout in general, it's a bad idea to execute unspecified actions.
fluffypony looks at his broker to make sure he has a minimum balance
mircea_popescu: jurov i think that's more a matter of, whether you buy or sell, you buy or sel la number of shares, not a qty of cash.
davout: jurov: why is a bot that uses all available resources be considered as derpy ?
jurov: fluffypony: if you want to keep trading yes
fluffypony: so then are you supposed to keep a bare minimum balance in the account?
jurov: or maybe mpex uses it to prevent numeric overflow.. would explain why overflow happened so far on asset balances only
jurov: davout its biggest use case is to catch derpy bots
jborkl_: got all my loading placeholders replaced with variables- no visible loading to end user :)
davout: to summarize, if for any reason your BTC balance gets to zero your account gets locked
mike_c: jurov: well, yes :) sell below the cap.
jurov: <mike_c> so nobody in their right mind would sell it. << you mean buy, there were sells above max :)
davout: so i'm asking, is anyone with a mpex account relying on this functionality for anything?
davout: last time this happened the idea was "let's ask people if it's of use to anyone"
davout: looks like the X.EUR bot locked itself out my mpex account again
davout: mircea_popescu: can we discuss the "lock your account down by zeroing it" ?
bitcoinpete: for the first time in their lives, they just need to use "in the us" after everything
mircea_popescu: maybe later this year someone also does the first sale of a bitcoin corp stock, and then it'll be even.
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete these people with their largest corp/largest event/largest urmom ass are funny.
mircea_popescu: actually i take that back. she's cute.
mircea_popescu: and obv i mean the noob thaty highlighted me, not the cultural referewnce
fluffypony: but definitely interesting tech when they come
bitcoinpete: when the nearest dealer/service centre is 1000km away
bitcoinpete: our little city has jumped on the bandwagon
bitcoinpete: though there are a ton of them out this summer
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol i had that phase too. it passes
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: aaaand now I want to buy a Tesla. thanks.
fluffypony: and when the Bank of England falls! England Falls!
fluffypony: when the Bank of England stands! England stands!
davout: after watching it with my daughter it was the first time ever she wanted to spontaneously go clean up her room
fluffypony: davout: in English or French tho?
fluffypony: davout: me too
davout: mircea_popescu: she has this botomless bag
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: all the bots are gone
danielpbarron: fluffypony, that's what I assumed; I guess it'll always be like that for me (I haven't looked at that site in weeks i think)
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fluffypony: if it was a friend I would be all for banning them :-P
danielpbarron: fluffypony, not shared with anyone else who would use that site