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diametric: asciilifeform: it's also
the brain child of Ken
Thompson and Rob Pike
diametric: asciilifeform: I've been meaning
to ask you on your opinion of Go
Naphex: and using fopen('/dev/sttys*')
to read serials and sh unix scripts with stty
to setup serial ports
Naphex: and had some php scripts running as daemons over sockets
to emulate IPC and
threads
Naphex: if you're wondering how is
that possbile, it ran a browser in full screen on
the front-end
Mats_cd03: must be nice
to have
that contract
Naphex: but just for lulz, i once saw a embeddec computer for public
transportation, written in php :)
Naphex: anyway all languages are just
tools, use what fits best with you/your
team, your hardware etc
mike_c: back
to 3.4
th/s. must be pool-hoppers on atc.
mike_c: i will certainly give it a
try.
Apocalyptic: since we're discussing functionnal languages what are you
thoughts on Caml asciilifeform ?
assbot: SLIME:
The Superior Lisp Interaction Mode for Emacs
mike_c: i have heard you say
that (and filed it away for my future research)
Naphex: for lets say 3 years, enough
that every programmer
there is bored shitless
Naphex: but picturing a 8-man dev
team working on a project in lisp
Naphex: i don't doubt
they exist
mike_c: i used
to agree about
the readability, but i have recently seen some elegant looking lisp programs. and i used
to
think python was unreadable. so who knows.
jurov: and
the body is (if (leap year) give bonus)
benkay: i wrote a function last night
that runs a job, every now and again
mike_c: i'm starting
to
think it might be
that cool. it's on my list
to learn when i have a spare minute.. so who knows when.
kakobrekla: Naphex> c'mon now lisp aint
that cool < php dev said
to python dev!?
Naphex: c'mon now lisp aint
that cool
mike_c: Naphex: mtgox would have managed
to suck in any language. i just feel bad for good programmers who somehow have ended up using php. probably
the same as asciilifeform feels for all of us
that don't use lisp.
kakobrekla: but right now im
trying
to implement some panacea models in newlisp
Naphex: but
that custom php wallet software, jesus :]
Naphex: mike_c: i doubt ZF had anything
to do with mtgox vulns
kakobrekla: anyway
the fw
that i made was first
tested on smpake.com service and was made with btc in mind
Naphex: ZF for php was more
then decent
pankkake: many frameworks are more of a hassle
to use
than nothing, for sure
pankkake: I haven't
tried haskell at all but it's definitively on my list of
things
to
try out - perhaps
the only one actually
pankkake: many companies say
that, when
the reality is
that
their code is YOLO style
benkay: jvm issues are unless i miss my read (which is possible and do correct me plz) along
the lines of 'don't let people have access
to your box and don't run java as a consumer'
benkay: big old .45
that always wants
to point at your foot
pankkake: it doesn't seem especially related
to clojure
benkay: which i guess some people don't
think about?
benkay: other major points are "don't allow users
to see each others data!"
pankkake: or as a way
to reduce
the hipster population
pankkake: exploding macbooks, now
that's something I'd like
jurov: and power density of
TNT
fluffypony: yay WWDC
time, I'm hoping for a Macbook Pro Retina
that is
the size of a Macbook Air and has 20 hour battery life
jurov is waiting for
the eventual <fluffypony> HAR HAR
nubbins`: "certainly, daniel! shall i use
the bitstamp BTC/GHS rate?"
fluffypony: nubbins`: ah yes, "siri, pay
the cab driver 0.005 BTC"
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nubbins`: he's using his phone's voice recognition capabilities
to make
the
transaction
assbot: imgur:
the simple image sharer
fluffypony: plus everyone is so familiar with mobile apps
that it just makes sense
fluffypony: yes, and
the other 10% own an Android device
nubbins`: they say
that something like 90% of africans own an iphone
fluffypony: also if I see another post
that is by an American about how Africa is ready for Bitcoin I'm going
to stab
them in
the face
kakobrekla: possibly, i uninstalled half of
the server by mistake.
nubbins`: "hey guise i'm
the first hand-blown glass satanist dildo shop in
the WORLD
to accept bitcoin!"
fluffypony: but atm I'm not convinced either party particularly cares about all
the ranting on /r/bitcoin
fluffypony: I'm sure
that at some point in
the future
they'll let you fund your iTunes account with Bitcoin
nubbins`: well,
they sorta fixed
that around
the
time
the smurfs game came out
fluffypony: can you imagine - someone will be like "someone broke into my phone with my pin code and stole my bitcoin, I'm going
to sue apple"
fluffypony: nubbins`: yeah, I
think
they may also want
to avoid
the issue
they've had with kids spending
thousands on in-app purchases
nubbins`: they'll allow bitcoin apps if/when
the point is reached where idiots can use it without saying "???"
nubbins`: consider
that as far as feature implementation goes, apple is relatively conservative
nubbins`: "Today Apple makes an OS announcement --- I say we flood social media & news with questions about why
they are anti-tech & anti Bitcoin"
nubbins`: vet says "je préfère parler en français au
téléphone"
nubbins`: then later
telephoned
the vet
to discuss
the particulars
nubbins`: had a consultation with
the vet, chose a nice model
nubbins`: so pascale had
this dream last night where she decided
that she'd like
to get a large dick sewn onto our female cat
jurov: no issue with
that :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.19831909 BTC
to 9`141 shares, 24049 satoshi per share
gribble: #20672 Mon Jun 2 11:57:18 2014 nubbins` SELL 1.0 OFFICIAL #bitcoin-assets
t-shirt @ 0.03981 BTC (Worldwide shipping included. Optional '#bitcoin-assets / freenode'
text on back.
http://imgur.com/jmcSFTx) assbot: imgur:
the simple 404 page
nubbins`: ;;sell 1.0 "OFFICIAL #bitcoin-assets
t-shirt" @ 25/{bitstampask} BTC "Worldwide shipping included. Optional '#bitcoin-assets / freenode'
text on back.
http://imgur.com/jmcSFTx"
☟︎ assbot: imgur:
the simple 404 page
nubbins`: ;;sell 1.0 OFFICIAL #bitcoin-assets
t-shirt @ 25/{bitstampask} BTC "Worldwide shipping included. Optional '#bitcoin-assets / freenode'
text on back.
http://imgur.com/jmcSFTx"
gribble: Error: No orders found
to remove.
Try
the 'view' command
to view your open orders.
danielpbarron: if payment is expected in BTC, it might make more sense
to put
the "otherthing" quantity in as "25/{bitstampask}"