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fluffypony: And here we are; few years later, the blocks are getting full and the only solution the bitcoin core lead dev has to address it, is still the same: we must increase the block size! "
fluffypony: "You wasted two years of time to develop this useless feature, while there were so much more important issues to address in the bitcoin software.
assbot: Myth: the Payment Protocol is bad for privacy
chetty: of Settlement (the “Offer”) which the Commission has determined to accept
chetty: In anticipation of the institution of these proceedings, Respondent has submitted an Offer
nubbins`: more lose in the sense of "we paid a bunch of shitbags their wages for doing pointless work, and they blew their money on nail painting and chicken bowls"
nubbins`: well, not lose in the sense of "we can't find it"
chetty: sec can't lose money, they just get more of yours
nubbins`: maybe dr foreskin is their supervisor?
nubbins`: "the sec is pleased to announce that it suffered a net loss of only $150,000 in securing mr voorhees' conviction"
nubbins`: definitely took more money than that to get to this point
nubbins`: how did they come to $35k?
nubbins`: who the fuck knows?
benkay: how did they come to the 15k number?
jurov: bitcoinpete: that's question for havelol, not me, if they do s.mg transfers to mpex at all.
benkay: i labored over the sentence for maximum confuse
fluffypony: oh - you mean the daughter of the satoshi dice creator
nubbins`: your bits are too slow
fluffypony: stop beating me to it
benkay: and in other, slightly related news, the creator of satoshi dice's daughter died in a plane crash
fluffypony: "giving up the profits of $15,843.98 and paying a penalty of $35,000"
nubbins` gasps at the horror
nubbins`: VOORHEES AGREED TO FORK OVER 50BTC
chetty: yeah, they are tryihng to look busy I guess, got to earn those bonus
nubbins`: "Voorhees agreed to settle the charges by giving up the profits of $15,843.98 and paying a penalty of $35,000."
benkay: sec confirmed to be criminals, prosecuting people who do it all above board over the outright frauds
fluffypony: chetty: I know, I was just trying to be cool like you guys
chetty: fluffypony, I beat you to it
benkay: i got up to share no fair
nubbins`: she's on twitter
artifexd: So what are the "reasons that BTC is overwhelmingly white and male"? And why does "it matter"?
nubbins`: see, i understand "check your bitcoin privilege" to have an opposite meaning to the general "check your privilege"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.03262148 BTC to 8`452 shares, 24049 satoshi per share
bitstein: This happened to me once: https://i.imgur.com/k7lRM00.jpg
kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu <mike_c> paging kakobrekla.
bitstein: I may order one soon. That looks awesome.
artifexd: nubbins`: How many orders have you received for those shirts?
gribble: #20672 Mon Jun 2 11:57:18 2014 nubbins` SELL 1.0 OFFICIAL #bitcoin-assets t-shirt @ 0.03722 BTC (Worldwide shipping included. Optional '#bitcoin-assets / freenode' text on back. http://imgur.com/jmcSFTx)
mike_c: well how the hell are you supposed to know that? it says it's been paid out.
mike_c: i don't think you are.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under $300 before June :: 4.75 B (10%) on Yes, 41.24 B (90%) on No | closed 1 week 2 days ago
Mats_cd03: mike_c: http://bitbet.us/bet/802/bitcoin-to-drop-under-300-before-june/#b58 i dont see the funds https://blockchain.info/address/17HvePmDqPnKjZ79FrB1yicZPqyxTN4BnR
mike_c: Mats_cd03: that one has already been paid out..
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artifexd: You'd need over 25k shares to cover a 50% arb. There aren't that many shares for sell under .00009 on havelol.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under $300 before June :: 4.75 B (10%) on Yes, 41.24 B (90%) on No | closed 1 week 2 days ago
mike_c: Mats_cd03: dunno, but i think less than a day in general.
mike_c: artifexd: so where does that leave the shares. owning a share of s.mg on havelock is only worth 50% as much as a share on mpex. crazy, huh. they are way overpricing those havelock shares :)
Mats_cd03: how long does it take for BB to deposit winnings following resolution
artifexd: 1BTC minimum fee per transfer?!
mike_c: but transferring shares off havelock is prohibitively expensive, which is probably why nobody bothers.
mike_c: well, i don't need anything. just saying there is arbitrage available between havelock smg passthrough and mpex.
bitcoinpete: ;;later tell jurov wondering if you can do transfer of s.mg from havelol to coinbr…
mike_c: does nobody in here have a havelol account? i guess it's not worth picking up the bit-dime in arbitrage.
bitcoinpete: "He said that BitFury is slated to open the world’s largest data center aimed at producing bitcoin near Tbilisi. It will have electric power capacity of 20 megawatts"
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fluffypony: let me know if that's enough
fluffypony: pankkake: we haven't discussed your fee yet, and u-saga wants to know how much we're paying you
bitcoinpete: finger thieves will replace haxxors
fluffypony: so really they'd only be doing themselves a favour
fluffypony: which increases the value of Bitcoin by reducing the supply
fluffypony: well the other nice thing is the harder it is for people to retrieve their privkeys, the more likely they are to be lost forever
bitcoinpete: and make it so that iphones can carry the full blockchain
fluffypony: Mats_cd03: just letting it run through the recommended tracks is actually pretty awesome, Sound Cloud has gotten better and better for discovering music
fluffypony: I think it's a great idea - your private key is made from your fingerprint. That way if you don't put your finger down *just* right you get a whole new privkey and can't access the old one till you figure out how you put your finger down previously
bitcoinpete: mike_c: didn't know that about altcoin… i don't know why i thought it was a costlier project
assbot: Exciting bitcoin possibilities too MT /Recode: What Apples Fingerprint ID Changes Mean for Its Big Mobile Payments http://t.co/Hx8fneUHbA
bitcoinpete: i don't think silbert could be any dumber: https://twitter.com/barrysilbert/status/473822123085950976
fluffypony: and it could be recursive - the test of the code is that it must IPO itself
fluffypony: so I think we should do IPOgen - it can create a website, a logo, an IPO forum post, and list you on CryptoStocks
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: heard of things like that. $50 for a coin or w/e
fluffypony: you guys have seen this, right - http://coingen.io
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: I think I'm the world's worst scammer
assbot: FKJ - Lying Together by FKJ on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
bitcoinpete: don't you want redditards to make money?
fluffypony: I have to commit scampukku
bitcoinpete: ya why is openrigs still a private thing?
bitcoinpete: other than when we "forget to backup"
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: the ipo is only the most important part
assbot: 2009 Sidekick data loss - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: Silk Road as a Self-Regulating Black Market | The mlaut
Mats_cd03: ^ baller, that is
princessnell: bitcoinpete i almost did the same and went into law. dodged a bullet there!
fluffypony: code has failed in production we'll shut the startup down, start a new one, buy the old one out, and then repeat. We call this Multi Startup Synergistic Prefailure, and it's inspired by the work of Tsukino Usagi.
fluffypony: ok so let me tell you about my new startup: it's going to be a one-click backup service called iWalletBackup. It will let you use Siri via raise-to-talk to back all your wallets up to iCloud. It's being written in Swift and will use mongoDB as a backend. It can scale nearly instantly because it will just fire up new AWS instances on-demand. Our development methodology is fail-fast-fail-often, where we'll write an iteration, and then once that
assbot: Felix Jaehn - Shine (feat. Freddy Verano & Linying) by Felix Jaehn on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
bitcoinpete: princessnell: from your rt: my wife works in the same field as her dad and my mother works in a related field to hers.
Apocalyptic: asciilifeform, you may not be too far
princessnell: such a fuzzy buzzy term
chetty: lean does not have to = stupid. Sadly most of them are.
mike_c: well, i'm not looking to reignite that silly argument. "bootstrap lean fail-fast pivot" is a joke.
xmj: mike_c: if he shits on me for stating how other people do (and fail at) it, then yes, that does deserve negative ratings.
mike_c: xmj:;;rate mircea_popescu -2 has no idea about lean startup strategy << wait, shouldn't that merit a positive rating?
mike_c: hm.. all the #b-a blogs should charge the same credits, spend them to read the other blogs, get them when people read your blog. talk about a circle jerk.
assbot: F.MPIF Live Tracker - Btc Alpha
mike_c: mircea_popescu:im officially addicted to http://www.btcalpha.com/mpif-tracker/ nao << perhaps I should add a credits system :)
fluffypony: they're deploying the transformers, bitcoinpete
fluffypony: I was saving that for later
fluffypony: I haven't even told you that I'm a Nigerian prince yet