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asciilifeform: ww1 features 100s'k of folx happily moving ~on foot~
asciilifeform: funnily enough it does NOT complain 'batt low' when REMOVED
asciilifeform: i can't think of any explanation that doesn't involve substances.
asciilifeform: i pawed through the manual , looking for a 'do not install backup mem batt, we put that hole in while drunk' but found nope.
asciilifeform: in pcb , no less
asciilifeform: with schoolboy-level bug
asciilifeform: this was actual mass-market product
asciilifeform: it was a serious wtf moment
asciilifeform: chinese design ftw.
asciilifeform: and removal of the latter turns it, suddenly, into a usable item...
asciilifeform: took thing apart, found that the main cells DRAIN THROUGH THE BACKUP
asciilifeform: sooooo recently asciilifeform bought a 1990s-style electrodictionary for a language . and like any 1990s gadget, it also 'is a phone book, and organizer' and other misc rubbish , and this rubbish functionality required a DIFFERENT calibre of watch battery from the 2 main 3v cells. and would whine that 'memory batt low' etc, while draining main cells in MINUTES after insertion:
asciilifeform: guess which number had moar zeros in front.
asciilifeform: i knew a d00d who ended up in this typical meat grinder : he supplied 100% of the income, she -- 100% of the debt
asciilifeform: only half?!
asciilifeform: trinque: wassat ?
asciilifeform: if you're a sultan
asciilifeform: but, horrors, what if you haven't got a wife! whatthen!
asciilifeform: aha hilarious in light of above. why would it matter what type of corp.
asciilifeform: corps or no corps
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: ianal but i was under the impression that anything within nato reich with yer name on it somewhere, is Officially confiscatable
asciilifeform: https://kingofromania.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/royalewithcheese.jpg << lol
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: elaborate ?
asciilifeform: aha?
asciilifeform: how did that last part work
asciilifeform: 'Romania fucked up literally everything in World War 2. They lost Transylvania to their allies. The Romanian government hated Jews, tried to exterminate them, but then realized that their economy couldn’t survive without them. '
asciilifeform pictures this
asciilifeform: nsa dun have a 'we need urgent gasenwagen!111' phone hotline afaik
asciilifeform: nsa + fire department ?!
asciilifeform: nsa certainly does not such thing tho
asciilifeform: 'STS = roughly equivalent to a combination of the American NSA and NRO, the STS also manages the emergency number (112) dispatch centers' >> waiwat
asciilifeform: or was that another avoidable crash
asciilifeform: about this incident
asciilifeform: oh hey mircea_popescu had an article !
asciilifeform: also cluj was for a time hungarian, i had nfi
asciilifeform: in other lollamatics, https://kingofromania.com/2014/02/08/with-friends-like-these-who-needs-enemies/ >> 'With Basescu’s personal and enthusiastic blessing, the FBI operates a field office in Bucharest with dozens of agents' etc
asciilifeform: https://kingofromania.com/2015/11/22/the-odessa-tales-pt-2/ << asciilifeform found interesting.
asciilifeform: hmm
asciilifeform: i suspect mircea_popescu might have much better result if he, famous ro d00d, writes
asciilifeform: https://kingofromania.com/2017/08/09/why-do-romanians-hate-and-fear-russia/ << in other lulz from link
asciilifeform: these yes, landsknecht et al
asciilifeform: afaik nobody else tho ?
asciilifeform: hm possibly
asciilifeform: where ?
asciilifeform: standing armies in today's sense did not exist in time of venice
asciilifeform: when you ~disband own army and instead invite in million austrogot^H^H^H^H^american d00dz instead...
asciilifeform: signed up the way d00d who steps off cliff, signs up to splat
asciilifeform: they signed up for this when swallowed the usg occupation cock in '45.
asciilifeform: lol!
asciilifeform: and what does d00d have to do to get Officially banned from eu ?
asciilifeform: 'nobody in Romania uses Twitter' << srsly?!
asciilifeform: shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-19#1726851 << that thing is worth 200buxorz max ( and that's if in museum condition ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: mega-song, there's even a ru
asciilifeform: well yes
asciilifeform: apparently still marched to in modern bundeswehr...
asciilifeform: aha it
asciilifeform: but is there a ro ?
asciilifeform: i know of version in fr, sp, portuguese, italian, even english
asciilifeform: oh hey is there a ro incarnation of the ubiqutous ww2 'song of the devil' ?
asciilifeform: american occupation soldiers in jp were taught, Officially, to say 'don't touch the moustache' <-> どういたしまして (dou itashimashite) - 'you're welcome'
asciilifeform: that's almost as good as 'bread of the sieve cable' <-> 'бред сивой кобылы'
asciilifeform: lol!!
asciilifeform: and yes i pictured, unavoidably , a drum
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whLVaIisZP0 << subj x2
asciilifeform: >> https://kingofromania.com/2010/04/22/expression-of-the-day-drum-bun << subj
asciilifeform: which i ran across on a ww2 ro kick
asciilifeform: he had a page about the 'drum bun' army march
asciilifeform: yes !
asciilifeform: funnel happily eats whatever key.
asciilifeform: dun have to be an rsa key for this, neh
asciilifeform: same people as insert their bank acct # to 'check if stolen'
asciilifeform: if in sturmer, prolly still handful
asciilifeform: if in beobachter, million keys
asciilifeform: betcha a phuctor-flavoured www that invites idjit to 'insert privkey for inspection for weak' would get ~something~ in the basket at the end of the day
asciilifeform: in other reichlulz, 'Marlène Schiappa, France’s gender equality minister (yes, that’s a thing), has proposed putting forward a bill in parliament that would fine people for engaging in street harassment — including aggressive catcalls.'
asciilifeform: universe came with afaik no guarantee that enemy is dumb.
asciilifeform: build for smart enemy.
asciilifeform: they're what, a $1.
asciilifeform: idea is not 'magical camera, catches everything' but to turn the enemy's own psychosis against himself : now ~any~ ventilation hole, in any side of any iron, could theoretically be pinhole cam.
asciilifeform: it'd be part of any design where asciilifeform fills a cabinet with own hands and locks the door.
asciilifeform: if it's ~your~ cabinet, you know its geometry and where box sits, neh.
asciilifeform: no particular reason for it to look adhoc or in any way unusual.
asciilifeform: you put it in a standard 1u box, wat.
asciilifeform: like chukcha and his geologist's flashlight
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: every once in a while, they beg/buy/borrow/steal something authored by actual people
asciilifeform: maybe the extra 2 fingers, threw'em off, lol
asciilifeform pictures this !
asciilifeform: you dun even need literacy : the strands are helpfully coloured
asciilifeform: ( buy bobbin, buy plugs etc )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: most elderly folx like asciilifeform cut their own cablez aha
asciilifeform: asciilifeform met a fella who claimed to have designed the nsa-usbjack boobytrap ( i did not believe him )
asciilifeform: aha, theremin-style rf tap
asciilifeform: any object supplied by randos can theoretically be 'alive'.
asciilifeform: while we're on subj, the infamous 'ont catalogue' featured not only boobytrapped routers etc but... ethernet jacks with 'intelligence', boobied cables
asciilifeform: ugh
asciilifeform: separate iron box from router
asciilifeform: a GB/s no less
asciilifeform: i have one here, lol!
asciilifeform: no this makes sense, but seems to describe a diddled router/fw, rather than switch
asciilifeform: ohai mircea_popescu