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moiety: you survived
the storm BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves:
There was an earlier discussion about existing BTC ASIC maker's mistake.
fluffypony: pankkake: best one I've seen in a long
time, and I love SMBC
pankkake: fluffypony: I was going
to link
the SMBC here :p
ThickAsThieves: "Weak Bitcoin-related demand is said
to be
taking a
toll, and AMD and Nvidia (NVDA) have reportedly been pressured
to cut GPU prices
to boost demand. But both firms are instead opting
to focus on cutting GPU shipments."
nubbins`: what's next, wolves giving sheep "get out of shearing free" coupons for grazing further from
the shepherd?
nubbins`: this is just a ploy
to
train kids not
to run when a cop shouts HEY, YOU! STOP!
assbot: Texas Police Now
Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"
assbot: Barrys new
tell-enough memoir
tries
to recast Mayor for Lifes legacy, deny
troubles -
The Washington Post
BingoBoingo: Eh,
there is another problem. All of other pools probably suck more.
nubbins`: i don't have any
tinfoil bitches
nubbins`: if you look up
the docs for codename GIGA it's all spelled out
nubbins`: it's known
that ghash.io is USG
benkay: it's
the Government pool
BingoBoingo: Maybe we should start
the rumor
that Ghash.io is Government has, and refer
to it as G-Hash and its operators as
the G-men
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Nah, ATC has better
than a foundation, it has perfectly benevolent neglect.
benkay: now
trinque /msg assbot !up
to give yourself voice
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user
trinque has been recorded.
benkay: ;;rate
trinque 1 dat guy
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Well, Perhaps in
the quad
there will be a block of slate for
the caned
to bend over. Because slate is
the correct writing surface in a classroom...
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I'd prefer you just have
the good sense
to realize
the inherent superiority of Chalk on Slate.
BingoBoingo: Also at Bingo University, anyone who commits
the crime of introducing a whiteboard
to
the campus will be caned in
the Quad.
BingoBoingo: The Pre-Freshman year reading will be Spinoza's ethics.
There will be a matriculation exam.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: At least
the students will be comforted
that
the summer reading before freshman year will never deviate.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: By
the
time it happens I imagine I'll still be boozing, but
the kids will be on
their medical PCP or whatever.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: When I start a university
the prospective students are going
to have
to interview under
the influence.
assbot: Log In -
The New York
Times
BingoBoingo: trinque: Did you know
that
there is a device for accessing any secrets stored in a living human's memory.
BingoBoingo: trinque: SO you're a 'Murican afraid of
the gasenwagen as well
trinque: I am everywhere and all
things.
trinque: I have
transcended age, gender and location.
benkay: hey guys
trinque is a friend of mine
BingoBoingo: In a few centuries assbot error messages will be studied in
the Classics department.
benkay: now i need a pile of deals
that
this insurance will qualify me for
to justify
the expense
kakobrekla: <mike_c> benkay: 624448208441344 << retarded? << I was reading up and i
thought
that was one of assbot's wisecracks when it doesn't understand your command :) <
those are way smarter
than
that
mike_c: benkay: 624448208441344 << retarded? << I was reading up and i
thought
that was one of assbot's wisecracks when it doesn't understand your command :)
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF
Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021667 BTC (Total: 433.36 BTC). Last
trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021703 BTC [-]
assbot: Mob Boss Agrees
to Shoot Man in Kneecaps Before Weekend | Medical Satire - GomerBlog
assbot: Those who don't ignore history are just as doomed
to repeat it as
those who ignore history. Because both will have
the same history.
BingoBoingo: "But here's where it gets insane. No one can accurately "estimate" how much is left in
the bottle
to any degree of accuracy, so we end up mostly only zapping full bottles."
BingoBoingo: is is done multiple
times until
the
tech either dies of boredom or it gets busy again. Usually
this means about 50 zaps.
THEN
the computer compares what was scanned
to
the inventory on hand, and if it is off by a certain percentage, it updates
the inventory on hand..."
BingoBoingo: "A special DOS program (we only utilize
the latest in computer programming
technology at our pharmacy) is executed which prints a listing of barcodes representing 10%, 20%, 30%, etc. all
the way
to 100%.
Then
the
tech or pharmacist scans a bottle of inventory,
THEN shakes, quakes, and does a little magic dance
to estimate how much is left in
the bottle, be it 10%, 20%, etc., and
then scans
that barcode, hence
the QUAKE-n-ZAP!
Th
jurov: <asciilifeform> heat math << unterseeminer. << going into
the
trouble with pressure watertight sealing for hardware with lifespan measured in months? dunno
bitcoinpete: sitting in a lovely old bank building at
the bar
kakobrekla: economically its better for
them
to simulate
the subparness
than
to ship
BingoBoingo: It would kick ass if a
tornado hit BFL's
trailer.
kakobrekla: the subpar miners
they have now ,
they gets
to keeps and run
themselfs.
thestringpuller: we might get
to see some pool on pool DDoS violence. << cyberwarfare is an even for popcorn
kakobrekla: prolly even
the bfl failwagon will offset
that
BingoBoingo: Not sure, but since
they are way behind on refunds, probably all of
theirs.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: CoinTerra,
the People Garr pinned his "totes legit" badge on have a datacenter in
the middle of
the utah desert.
kakobrekla: those who dont
the
the heat math dont have big farms in
the first place
jborkl: is hurts more
than DDOS
BingoBoingo: I
think in addition
to miners housed in
the desert southwest dying, we might get
to see some pool on pool DDoS violence.
kakobrekla: just wait
that fury (un)plugs some hash.
BingoBoingo: I still don't
think 14 Billion by Bastille day is happening.
mircea_popescu: "Purchased credits
to read
http://trilema.com Prompt delivery. Great writer, good use of footnotes. Not retarded. Privilege unchecked." << customer reviews.
bitcoinpete: most unintentionally lulzy url
too: vag-azaette
assbot: Size of income
tax drop surprises U.S. states: study - vagazette.com
bitcoinpete: "Personal income
tax revenues in April were 15.8 percent, or $7.9 billion, below
the same month in 2013"
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete maybe send him a "Nomination for posts
that might not suck : shut up, read assets logs for
the next year"
BingoBoingo: The Iraq situation would have been less of a mess if HW Bush and
the Saudis would have been cool with Bin Laden's plan for liberating Kuwait.
assbot: Nominations for Crypto Projects
that Might Not Suck
BingoBoingo: I doubt all of Iraq is going Alqueda state. Seems like it will partion.
Turks might even bless Kurdistan.
mircea_popescu: i dunno who
the fuck is in charge across
the pond, but he couldn't be less able if he
tried. a regular bismarck in reverse,
that guy
mircea_popescu: fda
thinks it's a good idea
to annoy
the european elite in
the gullet, which is prolly
the one
thing
they care about
mircea_popescu: exact fucking
time
to mess with
this, when russia is pushing as hard as it can and iraq all but became an official al-quaeda state
mircea_popescu: which reminds me of
the recent cheese wars lol. i dunno who missed
the "oh yurp, you don't want our gmo crops ?! we won't want your messy cheeses
then!!11"
BingoBoingo: The question of
the next few decades is how many corn plasmids are small enough
to find
their way into bacterium...
mircea_popescu: it's always
the unintended side consequences
that are
the more interesting.
mircea_popescu: come
to
think of it, it should be interesting
to see just what new plasmids become available for bacteria's game of bioshock now
that
there's all
those genetically engineered crops around
BingoBoingo: And
the American farm and Amrican locker room being bigger hotbeds for MRSA
than American Hospitals.