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justusranvier: mircea_popescu: As you said, the business model on it's face is retarded. There's no way it could legitimately generate a profit.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform isn't that where you live ?
punkman: that too
mircea_popescu: it was too exciting
asciilifeform: next phase is to convince folks to voluntarily move into labour camp, etc. to get Free! internet/food/whatever
punkman: I could indeed make money while I was sleeping then
mircea_popescu: punkman right ? remember the days back when 1% CTR was LOW ?
mircea_popescu: justusranvier but that's your theory. i am a businessman, i read what's written.
justusranvier: As long as he keeps getting more people to voluntarily give him their data, he keeps getting paid
punkman: it would be a perfectly fine business model if they'd make some money from their crappy ads
asciilifeform: 'the '90s called, they want their aol retardation back'
justusranvier: The spooks want Total Information Awareness. Zuckerberg is paid to get as many people as possible to opt in to surveillance.
mircea_popescu: apparently there's lots we agree on :D
mircea_popescu: so what, the reason i don't; buy an android tho i could afford to buy the engineer designing it is that... wait for it... it never occured to me to get... internet weather ?
mircea_popescu: this has got to be the most fucktarded business model i ever read.
mircea_popescu: drug of sorts – users who may be able to afford data services and phones these days just don’t see the point of why they would pay for those data services. This would give them some context for why they are important, and that will lead them to paying for more services like this – or so the hope goes."
mircea_popescu: According to a TechCrunch article, Zuckerberg's vision for Internet.org was as follows: "The idea, he said, is to develop a group of basic internet services that would be free of charge to use – 'a 911 for the internet.' These could be a social networking service like Facebook, a messaging service, maybe search and other things like weather. Providing a bundle of these free of charge to users will work like a gateway
mircea_popescu: now you go ahead and write that down.
mircea_popescu: this was in the contract.
mircea_popescu: also they shared the bidet.
mircea_popescu: yesterday i had a girl over, and the local girl and the new girl managed the use of the kitchen together.
justusranvier: Before the State took over and made things rediculous
justusranvier: If either side fails to perform the contract no longer exists.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not even going there, we supplement "meaningful" to serve his position.
asciilifeform: justusranvier: let's try degenerate case. 'mr x owes mr y the following amount, in satoshis...' [followed by a 100MB turd from rng]
mircea_popescu: so by this measure marriage contracts are the most complex contracts that can exist.
justusranvier: If a contract is fully specified in some tangible form, then the amount of entropy in the explaination is inversely proportional to the simpleness.
mircea_popescu: and they are still verbal today.
mircea_popescu: how do you score simpleness then ?
justusranvier: mircea_popescu: I consider marriage contracts to be relatively simple, especially the verbal ones before the state started getting involved.
mircea_popescu: in the news : whatsapp revenue climbs to record 3.8 bn for quarter 2 (about $8500 per user), making the ~250mn profit trickling down to facebook slightly better than what it'd have got if it simply bought gilts for 20bn.
asciilifeform: ;;rate ninjashogun -1 nice try, usg - http://www.loper-os.org/pub/ninjashogun.txt
mircea_popescu: one of the best things about a lot of floor space and stuff like parquet is that you can go for long chair rides
mircea_popescu: justusranvier "We’ll see why nobody uses arbitrarily-complex verbal contracts in practise by looking at what happens when something goes wrong." << this is nonsense. marriage is always and in all places the most complex contract, and almost always verbal.
bitstein: Not yet. I think it opens on July 4th for that party. I'll probably go.
mthreat: bitstein: Have you been to this? http://satoshiatx.com/
mircea_popescu: and there we go!
[]bot: Bet created: "Microsoft stock to close at over $45 in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/970/
mircea_popescu: time once and for all to put la vie sexuelle de tintin once and for all to rest.
pankkake: I've read "La vie sexuelle de Tintin", that was quite a WTF
assbot: Pastiches ... consommer sans modration - Temps
mircea_popescu: but to move on, http://temps.tt.over-blog.com/2014/05/pastiches-a-consommer-sans-moderation.html
mircea_popescu: sort of like, a la carte trainspotting.
pankkake: I watched it because of the music
thestringpuller: yea. I have no idea why the fuck I watched it.
thestringpuller: ^- there we go
thestringpuller: with the rapist kids with aids?
thestringpuller: didn't he make that movie kids?
pankkake: I was going to say "this pic looks like gummo". but it's gummo :(
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller but u dun have to.
cazalla: does anyone know a Shane Stevenson, Matthew K (don't know last name) behind the recent cointree.com.au exchange?
thestringpuller: i hate clicking on images in this channel during work
[]bot: Bet created: "Julian Assange to leave Ecuadorian Embassy" http://bitbet.us/bet/969/
mircea_popescu: how's that supposed to work
assbot: Anti-Amnesty Group Asks Americans To Mail ‘Gently Used Underwear’ To Obama, Boehner « CBS DC
moiety: someone clever hid all his bath towels, good work.
moiety: i didn't even notice the floss... not gonna lie
hanbot: i'm having a hard time getting past the juxtaposition of butt and flossing o.O
moiety: ihave these ones http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mDx0wlUQZZ0W1p4BvqSl7Gg.jpg i wonder if i could do a swap?
mircea_popescu: he does have the cutest butt doesn't he.
moiety: he may well be! but mine don't look like that
mircea_popescu: http://u1.ipernity.com/23/17/26/12981726.9330f335.640.jpg?r2 << is that a pole ?
moiety: i could stick a red light in the window see what happens i guess XD
moiety: yeah lol curtain poles... there were just blinds up before when i moved in
benkay: there's a pun in there
mircea_popescu: they're starting to miss numbers in the paint-by-the-numbers set.
mircea_popescu: hanbot you know that's a point
hanbot: now there's a catchy pasta name
hanbot: and no, it's not for "helping" with anything other than ostrich impressionism
hanbot: was watching logs, wondering if they eventually went out and asked the homeless people what they thought of that chart, mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: well this time ain't that time. ain't even close. now you got bladder cancer."
mircea_popescu: "hey us economy, remember that time in 1929 when you had lupus ?
mircea_popescu: "Frankly, it’s time to put the “scary parallels” between now and 1929 to rest. This isn’t 1929. Not even close. Anyone who tells you differently is talking nonsense."
mircea_popescu: we were starting to think you got like a regular job orsomething
mircea_popescu: pankkake: author of the article kills himself, 6 bullets in the head << 6 mysterious bullets to the head that'll make you believe there's a god ?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves that was the one most lulzy piece of lulz i have seen in my entire life. ty vm.
mircea_popescu: dude, exploitative greed. teenager. videogames. it's got it all.
mircea_popescu: "It’s like putting a disturbed, isolated teenager in front of violent first-person shooter video games all day. If we know that most Americans are scared to invest in their own future, what’s the reason to fuel that fear even further? Sadism? Or just plain exploitative greed?”"
mircea_popescu: pls to gasenwagen for him asap.
mircea_popescu: clearly. i blame asciilifeform. he wrecked the us economy.
mircea_popescu: “The reason why this bothers me is twofold – first, it frightens investors into making poor decisions – big decisions that will have a major impact on their mental health and financial condition well into the future. Second, the more we see this kind of pornography, the more likely it is to have an impact on crowd psychology and become a self-fulfilling prophecy. "
mircea_popescu: " Daniel Wiener, chief executive at Adviser Investments in Newton, Mass., blamed the Internet"
mircea_popescu: "Here’s a look at the chart comparing point moves and percentage moves. On a percentage basis, this spooky comparison doesn’t look quite so frightful."
mircea_popescu: that was some numerous email slamming back then.
mircea_popescu: yeah dude totally, recall the email slamming of 1959 ?
mircea_popescu: "“I have been in this business for over 43 years, yet I do not ever recall getting as slammed with the same email as many times as I have about"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i like how the original title included "scary" but then editors took it out
kakobrekla: hey at least some words came out of this one
ninjashogun: I just registered on WoT today, because I've started discussing trades elsewhere. I haven't traded on anyone from here before, though I've connected with real-world people (real identities).
ninjashogun: thanks kakobrekla. I don't remember exactly who I spoke to in here before, if we've spoken and you trust me enough for voice you can give me whatever WoT rating with assbot is necessary and justified based on our interaction for me to type Up.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves nice lol. "it is time, once and for all" too.
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pankkake: author of the article kills himself, 6 bullets in the head
assbot: 6 Mysterious Deaths That'll Make You Believe in Conspiracies | Cracked.com
thestringpuller: well that's ideal
nubbins`: you thinking full-color prints?
nubbins`: tough to ship, i always thought they got those things made locally
thestringpuller: doesn't have to be full sized