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asciilifeform: the fellow who grows up there. until escapes.
mircea_popescu: what, cause the teenagers there are really really frustrated ?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> under it some metal blades turn in step with the engine closing contacts to fire the spark plugs. << Distributor cap
mircea_popescu: who the fuck picks up chicks in weirdo usxtian church
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform to what ?!
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punkman1: I liked this soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJXfkOlCLw so then I binge-watched the series, not bad
asciilifeform: chetty: this, afaik, is the 'official' position of the various u.s. protestant churches.
chetty: drowning dinos? never heard that one
asciilifeform: m grew up in a 'fundie' church, and stayed in for some years after he no longer believed - to pick up chicks.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: moscny lived in usa. 'flood' is to be understood here to be the 'fundamentalist' one, complete with mandatory drowning dinosaurs.
mircea_popescu: "Of course I hesitate to argue as I am doing here for fear of encouraging xtians to have even more children and raising them to believe in Noah's Flood." << ironically, that's in all likelihood an actual event.
punkman1: guess it wasn't as great as they imagined
punkman1: didn't the blues start after the slaves became without a master?
mircea_popescu: under it some metal blades turn in step with the engine closing contacts to fire the spark plugs.
mircea_popescu: http://www.gsparkplug.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/d/e/delco---cd1001-db301-824735-d43.jpg << this thing.
mircea_popescu: punkman1 look at that, " You'll feel the wetness during penetration and orgasm, thanks to a lube reservoir that knows when and how much to release." they made bubblejet printing do something useful ?
mircea_popescu: in fact, sitting there whining about the delco cap is so unlike the blues they made a new word for it. it's emo.
mircea_popescu: one gets the blues because he worked ten years to make enough money to marry this girl that he really really loves, and she loves him, and now they're married and YET.
mircea_popescu: one doesn't get the blues because he can't figure out how to remove the delco cap.
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mircea_popescu: the blues is the common man's understanding of the doomed human condition, has nothing to do with fucking failure.
mircea_popescu: A whole musical genre---the blues---showcases life failure. "Singing the blues" is figuratively what sexually worthless nerds do on Usenet, except it doesn't fly with women as unembellished prose. << o that's fucking bullshit.
mircea_popescu: now tell me there's anyone in existence who's not rendered at the very least slightly curious.
asciilifeform: rich man gets a tank; ordinary man - kalash; poor man - sharp stick. this is normal.
mircea_popescu: "DESTROYA Upon entry, three small rings of bumps will grasp you tightly, followed by the ultra piercing pleasure dome that will give you 360 degrees of unmatched bliss. The next chamber starts with a small row of teeth and fangs that delightfully rub and pull at you. Finally, one row of large bumps leads into a super ribbed texture that narrows the farther you get inside."
mircea_popescu: allow me to belabour the point. here's "stoya". http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/stoya/
mircea_popescu: you know ? fiddy bux. less than any conceivable bar tag.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this thing costs fiddy bux.
asciilifeform: (or was it the chicoms?)
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asciilifeform: mthreat: the japs got there first.
mthreat: <mircea_popescu> holy shit now they've done it. fuckable lcd screen, seriously ? << gotta love the internet
asciilifeform: i used to real quite a bit of (mostly vintage) sf. 'anathem' mostly killed my brain receptors for this. because now nothing stands up, ends up giving me exactly the kind of indigestion mircea_popescu describes above.
mircea_popescu: here you are going nicely along, making this fluffy uniform complex sauce, when suddenly... boom. for "no fucking reason". it's bits. can't be saved.)
asciilifeform: stephenson's piece is about a parallel universe where philosophy actually took off (in the sense of massive 'sharashkas' being built sometime during what corresponds to our 'roman' period)
mircea_popescu: (the mayonnaise cutting, for the readers that never made mayo, is this absolutely catastrophic event from hell.
mircea_popescu: my problem with sf is more personal i guess. i think i have a very finnicky suspension of disbelief, makes the mayo cut extremely easy for me.
asciilifeform: one of those things that screams from every page 'this was written by an encyclopaedist who gnawed through the leather straps'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that 1 book (mentioned above) is probably the only truly interesting piece of sf produced in usa in... 30? yrs
mircea_popescu: but that's probably just me being a pompous ass.
mircea_popescu roughly speaking despises all us style fiction, to the point of not actually liking most sf.
mike_c: i can't think of anyone else. you're right, 1% is good.
mircea_popescu: and if you do read the book, its prolly going to be something like knuth or whatever other exceptionally well systhematising works, which are again well in the past.
asciilifeform: (for those who haven't read neal stephenson's tale 'anathem' - in it, there lived folks in specially designated reservations who were permitted only to think and study, and were let out to wander around for a few weeks once in a decade, century, or millenium - depending on what order they belonged to)
jurov: certain bestseller endorsed by Governor of Canada comes to mind
mike_c: percentage should perhaps be a smidge higher for an engineer, but i like it as a rule of thumb.
mircea_popescu: i suspect this is a good rule of thumb. and equally good in 1700 for that matter.
asciilifeform: if ThickAsThieves is here: 'material that would make it past the mathic wall'
mircea_popescu: i think less than 1% of the books i ever read were published after my birth.
asciilifeform: mike_c: when someone makes an observation like this, usually they mean books that would still exist if they had to be hand-copied
mike_c: empirical evidence only. what people tell me they are reading.
mircea_popescu: mike_c going by what, the nytimes lists ?
asciilifeform: mocsny wasn't a god. just an apex predator in his niche. naggum, al schwartz, mocsny, 7 or 8 other people - they each had a kingdom.
mike_c: 99.9% of the books that get read provide no more intellectual stimulation than an episode of family guy.
mircea_popescu: and walk around talking to other bearded men in sarafans
mircea_popescu: if people REALLY wanted intellectual stimulation, they wouldn't read books, they'd listen to music.
mircea_popescu: Face it, movies are eye candy trash. If people want intellectual stimulation they read books. There's nothing funnier than a pseudo-intellectual trying to get pompous about "film." << fucking hater o noes.
asciilifeform: ^ i linked him here a few times, long ago
mircea_popescu: tually verified in practice. indian women are more than a little reluctant to get married.
asciilifeform: accidentally inspired (long after his disappearance) the 'manosphere' people
mircea_popescu: "If marriage constituted more than a hypothetical risk of getting raped, I would expect women to learn to avoid it as women have learned to avoid walking around alone at night, or at least show some reluctance to get married, as women often show reluctance to put themselves into positions of vulnerability with men they just met or men they have gotten to know and decided they don't want to have sex with." << this is ac
asciilifeform: vanished mostly without a trace some time in the mid '00s
asciilifeform: retired chemist (afaik), was a kind of mircea_popescu in the sense of playing designated torturer to a long-dead derp reservation on usenet
mircea_popescu: who is this guy again ?
mircea_popescu: Today, the Internet brings every imaginable form of pornography to every home. The Internet is too valuable for too many things to just ban, and we can't even regulate spam that nobody wants, much less a product such as porn for which enormous demand exists."
mircea_popescu: "Look at how the Internet has overwhelmed opponents of pornography. Back in the 1970's, the conservatives who ruled some towns were able to wipe out pornographic bookstores and theaters. Depending on what town you lived in, pornography might have been hard to come by.
mircea_popescu: (in the purely math sense : i'm probably going to be able to write a simple transform)
mircea_popescu: how would they be different issues ? they're both functions of knowledge and power. f(k,p) and h(k,p) aren't gonna be all that different.
chetty: sure they can, not for most tho I guess
mircea_popescu: you think ?
chetty: I thought we were talking about sex, money is a different issue :P
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mircea_popescu: years of service they had forgotten how to work. They were soon doubled up with back-ache, and they missed their dominoes."
mircea_popescu: "The real trouble was that the planners and accountants had failed to make provision for this work. The free women workers employed in the kitchen refused to do it: they were paid only to cook. The administration tried to foist it on to the guards in their off-duty hours when they would otherwise have been playing dominoes in the guardroom. The guards were all healthy young men, chosen for their toughness. But in their
chetty: well I can't see why a woman would want a derp that is happy with a tube, let him go have his 'fun'.
mircea_popescu: i am generally forced to admit that yes, "especially for you, it would be."
mircea_popescu: and so he privately wonders why the fuck would i bother with a stable of slaves. "isn't it hard work ?!"
mircea_popescu: the average kid today doesn't understand why i'd have bothered with a fixed cabled phone at any point
asciilifeform: moscny was, admittedly, thinking of androids, rather than tubes.
mircea_popescu: "Most present-day women would not be able to compete with future sexbots any more than most present-day women could compete with Halle Berry, if Halle Berry were throwing herself at you."
mircea_popescu: all that "lol at sexist women ads from the 50s" obliquely misses the point that "honey, that was then. i wouldn 't settle for a carbureter today, and i wouldn't settle for a 50s housewife only. do more. MUCH more."
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mircea_popescu: confronted to this fact, women balk at exactly how fucking expensive it'd be to try and compete. "what, be fucking pleasant ?"
mircea_popescu: it's the sad fact of the matter than if you do the nude math, a tube is actually a better girlfriend than whatever random town dweller may run into. that's roughly a third (of western women) of a fifth (western world).
asciilifeform: replacement tech for bio 'product' has an almost inescapable attribute - very little resemblance to the original, in the end. 'airplanes are also birds, they merely don't flap their wings...' (russian, forget who)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this tech is called "derp not giving a shit". this tech is here yet.
asciilifeform: herr mocsny spent most of a decade discussing this very subject on usenet.
mircea_popescu: feminists better yell loudly right now, because i can almost feel the volume button turning.
asciilifeform: not that it is impossible in principle - the tech simply isn't there yet.
mircea_popescu: add polyurethane foam in that mix, it's the end.
mircea_popescu: lcd displays + internet connection HAVE been steadily replacing dating all over the parts of the world that have cheap broadband.
mircea_popescu: i beg to differ.
mircea_popescu: Namworld because as it turns out, nobody actually wants the woman.
Namworld: Guess we just haven't got good enough 3d printing technology and realistic human behavior/movement for robots. Yet.
Namworld: At that point, why not just go for full sized, fully 3-dimensional sexbots you can print designs on with a 3d printer?
mircea_popescu: http://static.fleshlight.com/interface/3.0/category-tiles/1841.jpg holy shit now they've done it. fuckable lcd screen, seriously ?
mircea_popescu: mthreat better yet, you know of a place in ba that sells that cheap inflatable furniture ?
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