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mircea_popescu: suck up the shit make an apple.
mircea_popescu: all food is recycled, what do you think the plants do ?
mircea_popescu: well, i'm of the "if it feels like a girl it is a girl" school of heterosexuality.
mircea_popescu: micropenis & tiniballs ?
RagnarDanneskjol: you sure thats a girl
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo suppose you split the whole run into two teams or something, i dunno.
BingoBoingo: Well, horses also tend to come with more names than "yes" and "no"
mircea_popescu: it's rare for a horse to be at 13:1 for instance.
artifexd: Yep. You sold me. I'm going to put a couple btc on no.
mircea_popescu: which is why 13:1 seems wild to me, but perhaps my odds brain is too steeped in fiat.
mircea_popescu: well i mean sure, it could be over six. just as well, it could not be. on the yes side, the observation that diff keeps increasing. on the no side, the observation that no trend lasts forever.
artifexd: Looking at http://bitcoin.sipa.be/ it does look like the increase is slowing down.
artifexd: The estimate for the current period is over 6%. That leaves, as you say, another 6.5% for the next period.
BingoBoingo: Fuck me, this could resolve as no the time I don't have money on it.
artifexd: You need, what, a 12% increase in the next two adjustments? That seems almost certain. Which the odds on the bet would confirm.
mircea_popescu: there's no way to get crammed in the remaining 16 days
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller it's been flagging lately. artifexd yeah, and that's the last one.
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 29148006151.2 based on data since last change | 28524041524.0 based on data for last three days
artifexd: Working through this: 5 days from now is the 14th. If difficulty doesn't go up or down, the next readjustment would be on the 28th.
mircea_popescu: outrageous difficulty bitbets have a lengthy tradition of coming out yes.
artifexd: Seeing as mp has brought up the october bet a couple time and expressed surprise that it is so lopsided, I think he is expecting it to resolve as no.
mircea_popescu: basically if the next diff isn't up 6.5% it's a no
assbot: BitBet - BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October :: 82.76 B (93%) on Yes, 6.09 B (7%) on No | closing in 1 week 4 hours | weight: 26`860 (100`000 to 1)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: tap die holder.
mircea_popescu: oh that lancelot drama
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Indeed, just waiting for the media to present it as new
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: time for what? i thought it was automatic.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: needs more time than i can give it.
assbot: Apple Watch: Everything You Need To Know | Gizmodo Australia
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Seems to be the case, except turd prolly wasn't ordered.
BingoBoingo: Turd orderer seems to the the mailman
BingoBoingo: Lol that address isn't in the city it seems to be in the middle of the ghetto between Ferguson and Dellwood (also not that ZIP)
thestringpuller: i'm going to patent iPoop
asciilifeform: or that disposable email popped open ages ago.
asciilifeform: fpga mining board (as late as 2013) advertised by 'cardreaderfactory', a firm which appears to sell 'card skimmers' (a type of cheating device, popular in usa, where credit card magstripes are secretly read from unsuspecting victim)
assbot: Ended CardReaderFactory Lancelot Group Purchase due to Seller Business Practice
asciilifeform: what's 'lancelot' ? evidently - this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=193129.0
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: now we know why they knocked on your door.
assbot: Someone’s Threatening to Expose Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto | Enterprise | WIRED
assbot: Aren't those tins of tobacco right there behind you?
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 466.8, Best ask: 467.56, Bid-ask spread: 0.76000, Last trade: 466.81, 24 hour volume: 7181.99975766, 24 hour low: 459.18, 24 hour high: 478.39, 24 hour vwap: 468.624580322
ThickAsThieves: Cue says "we are not in the business of collecting your data."
assbot: Drunk woman tried to pick up kid at Trinity school, hit 2 cars, - WFLA News Channel 8
dub: It.s always good to know your audience [are retarded].
dub: only connects to airports or whatever those things are
ThickAsThieves: hilarious that wifi calling is a feature and only limited support
dub: less thank half of moores and light years behind competition!!!!1!
dub: all teh blogs are omg 50% faster!
ThickAsThieves: if penis is too large, please place along seam, between legs
dub: dude there is probably NLP best practise for which way to arrange your junk
ThickAsThieves: i wonder how much work goes into picking the right blue jeans to present in
dub: _up to_ 50% faster since 2007
dub: chill, your iphone purchase will go through eventually
kakobrekla: the diff is too god damn high.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gunt | Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area . Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
dub: Phil Schiller tells the world about his cameltoe
xmj: made in taiwan?
ThickAsThieves: arent they all?
BingoBoingo: I just can't wait for the media to reinvent the word "nudie" by combing "nude" and "selfie"
dub: makes sense though, you dont want normal people to point and laugh at your latest tardphone
ThickAsThieves: last thing i need is a nude selfie scandal!
ThickAsThieves: apple is nuts if it thinks i'm downloading safari just to watch their shit
ThickAsThieves: "The Mayo Clinic will be giving Apple a hand at its launch event this evening, according to the Star Tribune. "
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 464.35, Best ask: 465.75, Bid-ask spread: 1.40000, Last trade: 465.64, 24 hour volume: 9858.38067360, 24 hour low: 459.18, 24 hour high: 478.39, 24 hour vwap: 468.672764342
ThickAsThieves: well with all the feminism, who wants nuts anyway!
asciilifeform: so: sepsis is an uninspiring and tedious death
asciilifeform: and that's just snipped balls.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the chinese had little grasp of antisepsis. if i recall - death rate of eunuch production was around 1 in 3.
mircea_popescu: amusingly, the punishments for women include forced suicide and confinement to a room, but no mastectomy/hysterectomy, and the jail thing ranks above suicide in severity.
mircea_popescu: for all the derpage about re=education, the only way reeducation happens is teh dungeon.
ThickAsThieves: at least give the convicted the option i guess, death or slavery
mircea_popescu: they totally need this "buy ex cons" thing for rich people.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, yes, these.
mircea_popescu: they totally should have this. for speeding and for substance abuses. "buy your selection of pop starlets for 42 bitcents a head"
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "King Felix to Reign MLB Strikeouts" http://bitbet.us/bet/943/ Odds: 10(Y):90(N) by coin, 21(Y):79(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.815 BTC. Current weight: 26,346.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform : Sĭ (死), death. Following the Sui and Tang Dynasties there were generally two options: strangulation (jiǎo 絞/绞) or decapitation (zhǎn 斩/斬). From the Song Dynasty (970–1279 CE) onwards, slow slicing (língchí 凌迟) along with beheading (xiāoshŏu 枭首) were also used. The death penalty could be remitted on payment of 42 guàn in copper cash.
ThickAsThieves: when will male toplessness go away?
mircea_popescu: also lol@the propaganda, hitching english "feminism" to french toplessness.
mircea_popescu: Sandra Riahi, 22, in a bikini, chimed in: "I've never done it. I'd be too embarrassed." <<< let the sand niggers in, get fucking burkas and "embarassed" women.
mircea_popescu: wasn;t the punishment for public idiocy public ridicule ?
assbot: News from The Associated Press
asciilifeform: Ulbricht should go to prison? << nah. he should experience the 'five punishments.' not for dope, but for being a public idiot.
ThickAsThieves: specifically: "In this scenario, the description of packet sniffers and 'inspecting each packet' is all a distraction from what the FBI really did. Technically, saying that a packet sniffer revealed the true IP address of the server is true – what isn't mentioned is the packet sniffer was picking up responses from a request to the login page that was forcing it to spit out the IP
mircea_popescu: this has the potential to turn into one of the most embarassing moments for us da's derpidity.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves fabulous, their parallel construction is collapsing and the matter's not even at appeal yet.
mircea_popescu: jurov yeah atm im holding it all. prolly after there's decent bids.
assbot: Doubts cast over FBI 'leaky CAPTCHA' Silk Road rapture The Register
jurov: mircea_popescu when are F.DERP asks starting? or you just sold all of it to yourself? :D ☟︎
rithm: juries not so much any of that
rithm: this is highly technical and should've/coul've been meticulously documented
rithm: i'm just wondering how far technically a jury trial can go when we start talking about injection and fuzzing
mircea_popescu: in my country ? not on what i've seen so far. other countrikes can run whichever way they please.
ThickAsThieves: rithm there's an article on that in the NYTimes i think
rithm: is it legal to fuzz captchas
ThickAsThieves: do you think Ulbricht should go to prison?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 2.98996880 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 260 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: not too likely tho. in general in the us a federal circuit court will pick weird stuff up rather than pass it up the line
mircea_popescu: meaning they won't be able to convict for a coupla decades.
mircea_popescu: and this may well be it.
mircea_popescu: depends, on some subject matter the supreme court is the catchall