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danielpbarron: i was also
thinking explosion, but wanted
to point out
this isn't reall an innovative idea
assbot: CIDRAP: "We Believe
There Is Scientific Evidence Ebola Has
The Potential
To Be Airborne" | Zero Hedge
nubbins`: <joecool> kyrio: hm, i had it in wikipedia for awhile
that Seal's face was mauled by dogs as a child, stayed up for a year or so
xanthyos: heh i was
thinking
terminus as wel
nubbins`: if only i can make it
to
terminus
BingoBoingo: Also look how far people
travel in
their last days
xanthyos: ethanol prices go up because corn is used
to make coffins from biodegreadeable vegetable cellulose
mircea_popescu: what';s better
than a large pile of symbolically meaningful items.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> xanthyos:
that story never made sense - why would we get own coffins << it makes perfect sense if you consider it for
the communicatioon exercise it actually is.
BingoBoingo: I like
the people who say "come on obola isn't zombie plague" not realizing
that unlike pretend zombie plague obola leaves people real dead.
nubbins`: make em
the right shape, you can nest 'em like wading pools.
xanthyos: maybe
there's a lobbyist in washington who works for big coffin
xanthyos: maybe only
the front row is coffins
xanthyos: it's more believable as a conspiracy
theory if
they don't go
to
the extent of
telling
the people
there will be mass graves
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform> no historical example of
this, afaik, but
the
totalitarian state is a rather young
thing << Not so young, socrates
tried
to implement it
xanthyos: <+mircea_popescu> no but see... be-gone-yas <<
this cryptic breakup pun is pilkingtonian
mircea_popescu: anywya, it'll be hilarious once it comes out
that whites actually have some natural resistence
to
the disease, which blacks do not.
that sort of
thing is what makes one suspect god is in it for
the lulz.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu:
The actual demographics of AIDS vs
the history of AIDS naming
BingoBoingo: And it really is GRIDS rather
than AIDS
to shame
the system
that could not forsee
that most cases would happen
to hetrosexual african women.
BingoBoingo: But
this shit doesn't work in
two dimesions, because sweat can't spread GRIDS or
the flu
mircea_popescu: actually it's pretty close
to aids from what i gather.
BingoBoingo: The
thing about ebola is
that people
talk about it either like it's
the flu and easy
to spead or GRIDS which is hard
to spread when it is in
the middle, but leaning closer
to
the flu
ben_vulpes: irssi's okay. wacky wacky architecture
tho.
Apocalyptic: <asciilifeform> what is even
the deal with xchat. / ignore user ALL doesn't seem
to work. // you have
to provide a hostmask for <user>
BingoBoingo: Ah, around
these parts carnations are "funeral flowers" So you bring
the carnations and ask
the girl if
they remind her of anything. Inevitably she mentions an older relative.
Then...
That's about where we're at nao.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I
thought carnations were
the way.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Last
time I
tried
that I realized I dun really know how
to emax
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform on
the basis of
that description, easily extensible
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Still better
than
the x86 is nothing but shims all
the way down problem
mircea_popescu: "bingbot 0.0.0 Ben AsselstineBingbot
turns you into an IRC cyborg. When someone says "uptime"
to you, it answers
them back with your uptime. When someone says "vi?"
to you, it answers
them back with
the last file you opened in vim. When someone says "search: foo"
to you, it gets a random link
to a gif on imgur.com/r/gifs/new and shows
them
that. written in c++, requires glibmm, curlpp and sigc++."
mircea_popescu: "o look guise, i have an article which sais people make fun of idiots!
therefore your making fun of my idiocy is rendered null and void!11"
mircea_popescu: otherwise it feels just like jenifer lopez' mom winning
the lottery
BingoBoingo: Well in 2016 should be able
to afford
the south park guys
BingoBoingo: I
thought
the
tradehill crowd played
that out already
mircea_popescu: someone should make a bitcoin scammer cartman. sort of a karpeles -
tom van dyke - rpietilla mix.,
nubbins`: but i opened my books
to
that guy
mircea_popescu: reviewing records, it seems i've been on
the capitulating side of
this argument once before
BingoBoingo: The impression of incompetence offers
tha failed agent quite a bit of plausible deniability
BingoBoingo: Asks a lot of unanswerable questions about net worth. Derpy scammer is an angle usg has prolly
tried before in
tax cases.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i don't
think anyone but you really sees
the usg case officer angle.
BingoBoingo: It is a disease of a lot of
the swiftly discountable crackpots
BingoBoingo: Well I dunno
that ninjashogun has ever read anything. It might
taint his seekrit ideas with prior art.
mircea_popescu: not like ninjashogun can come and say "hei guise, i got 6months in,
that's it rite ???"
mircea_popescu: as in, does
this guy show understanding comensurate with a semester's reading
mircea_popescu: well yea, but i mean,
the only way
to verify
that part is
through what
the people say
cazalla: yeah but
then qntra went and relaxed
the guidelines, if need be anyway
assbot: Qntra Reaffirms
That
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: hell, captain kidd supposedly did it at his hanging. <<
this.
BingoBoingo: At
this point if St Louis gets an obola case, whites and blacks will prolly agree it is ebama's fault
assbot: Arrest
total upped
to 42 at Ferguson police station on 'Moral Monday,' more events elsewhere : News
mircea_popescu: i suppose
the best way is
to plug a router into itself and
then
the ups into itself making
the coils go
through each other
BingoBoingo: I still can't get over
the misguided web design of
the Snowden film website
mircea_popescu: kinda reminescent of all sorts of bureaucratic nonsense early on in
the snowden saga, when
they still
thought
they're living in old world
mircea_popescu: assbot: NSA Mind-Bender: We Won't
Tell You What Info We Already Leaked
to
the Media | WIRED <<< i was having a lulz earlier at
that
BingoBoingo: If it gets really bad drop it on
the counter
BingoBoingo: It's a language you don't need
to know
to fix... so far...