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mircea_popescu: ‘Holy shit, they broke RSA!’ or ‘This is false advertising, they didn’t really do anything!’ imbeciles, << no but it's THE CONTROVERSY
asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1504 << updated
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/Bp6Wh << cached
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/18/big_rsa_keys_are_vulnerable_says_researcher << more lulz
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9562170 << mildly interesting
asciilifeform: 256 clients all with just a number as name... << SOP. one (at least formerly common) botkit which did this was 'athena.' many others likewise.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135840 << learned to maff in kindergarten, check (c3 folks know what this is about lolk) ; reverse-hacked leet online haxxors, exposed irc chatroom, check. alfie baby... ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-05-2015 00:58:08; mats: http://www.metacritic.com/movie/mad-max-fury-road << surprised metacritic treats it so well
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135802 << is that FURRY road ? ☝︎
danielpbarron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoXtddNPAM <- ticky tacky
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135769 << what, pray tell, is a ticky tacky. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135741 << check it out, jdif > 9000! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135696 << maybe they could make them also fly, i'd donate. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135686 << first=best only if(only) ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135682 << because the last mile MUST be decentralized ☝︎
mircea_popescu: <justJanne> BingoBoingo: Yes — remember, I use no Google services, and modified half of the apps on my phone myself. << o.O what are you, like a hacker ???
assbot: Key 39BAE3AB / "boxsk <boxsk@tutanota.com>" successfully imported.
danielpbarron: btcg, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1136035 << you need to decrypt this with your first key, and send the result back as !v [decrypted string] ☝︎
gribble: samouraiwallet was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 2 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <SamouraiWallet> cool system. tying in wot with irc +v
danielpbarron: >> My aim is to fight mass surveillance. I write code to fight for our human right to privacy. I want to create a cloud service which is so easy to use and so secure that it locks out all the spies. We really deserve it. << lol
assbot: Key 02AC1559 / "boxsk <boxsk@tutanota.io>" successfully imported.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135631 << lol win. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135624 << that never happens, but sure. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135619 << it's unclear to me how you figure gmail makes money. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135608 << everywhere someone hopes to get something for nothing and figures govt's the answer to that quandry there's an enemy of b-a. amusingly, this boils down to really very few people and traceably so. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135604 << confirmed romanian. "te-neci ca tiganu' la mal." implying normal people drown in blue water, but gypsies can't even do this right, they drown after almost getting to shore. ☝︎
decimation: https://mvideos.stanford.edu/graduate#/SeminarDetail/Spring/2015/EE/380/9469 < this Nadia Heniger chick claims that rsa keys can be poorly generated by bad rngs (around 50:00 or so)
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135600 << heh the blessed 90%. "nothing may ever get done!!1" ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/full-disclosure-4096-rsa-key-in-the-strongset-factored/#comment-114229 << lol check it out, ~they~ are going to ~lend me~ credence. i've been visited by backwards world wtf is with today.
mats: http://www.metacritic.com/movie/mad-max-fury-road << surprised metacritic treats it so well ☟︎
mats: http://terminallance.com/2015/04/10/terminal-lance-374-no-party-like-a-working-party << basically this.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135780 <<< did this one countless times, not as punishment though, old man forced me to do it along the fenceline so he didn't have to whippersnip it ☝︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-05-2015#1135775 <<< heh we had this even here but i'd walk off with the group which cleaned dishes the night before, never washed as much as a plate ☝︎
pete_dushenski: http://campmiriam.org << this one.
pete_dushenski: "We have been in business for nearly 26 years and hold a full pawnbroking license to buy, sell and loan." << no mention of shipping eh...
pete_dushenski: http://www.barclays-exchange.com << these guys.
decimation: asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561764 < lol you butthurt the mr. spam mod
decimation: https://blog.hboeck.de/archives/872-About-the-supposed-factoring-of-a-4096-bit-RSA-key.html#comments < heh the hboeck guy admits he doesn't really know of which he speaks
mircea_popescu: bitrated.com/zmanian/ << there's even a chump wot and everything
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561547 << check it out, people were doing lectures at stanford about phuctor, omitting to mention phuctor.
mircea_popescu: http://blog.fefe.de/ < i think this guy was here earlier ?
trinque: https://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=549754 << specific incantation that breaks the glibc headers
ben_vulpes: http://www.ap-linux.com/ << why does this need to be its own distro?
ben_vulpes: <gabriel_laddel> I like walking and that is about it as far as exercise goes. << i'm on this minimal time workout kick lately
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134618 << seeing how the factors so far have been 3, 7 and 11... i imagine all the truely bad keys will be in one of those (possibly most/all of those) groups ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134581 << amusingly enough, that 0.02 is obviously the house. nobody took the opposing side. ☝︎
gribble: Interacting with fiat institutions, a guide on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/interacting-with-fiat-institutions-a-guide/>; The SEC asked this Romanian Bitcoin CEO for private data to probe ...: <https://ihb.io/2014-03-20/news/sec-asked-romanian-bitcoin-ceo-private-data-response-4087>; MPEx owner in danger of being extradited to US to face charges ...: (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1135377 < if this were the case i should also be able to replace your key with mine. doesn't seem that works tho ☝︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134624 <<< i'll defer to BingoBoingo for this story, i sorta grasp the situation but not really enough to do a story justice ☝︎
ben_vulpes: "Someone handed you an ebuild, and you don't know what to do with it? Fear not, for here be instructions!" << docs with a dash of humor
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2015/i-think-you-drastically-overestimate-the-military-importance-of-nuclear-weapons/#comment-114220 << republished it jic
ben_vulpes: "Not known to me -> No." << omg
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/tard.png << glorious fan mail
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu et al: http://dpaste.com/00YX117 << plain txt
trinque: asciilifeform: http://dpaste.com/1XXN25S.txt << nothing too crazy
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> most she-haters i know are womenz. << girl last night pointed out that all of her worst clients (she's a physical therapist, deals with highly athletic folks coming to terms with their now-reduced performance envelopes) are women
mircea_popescu: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561212 << THAT comment needs to go. lol.
ben_vulpes: https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=throwaway2391 << bobby boy do i have to smack you again?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'caltrop' << how does the tossing of control bits affect output?
ben_vulpes: * BingoBoingo though doing an honest assessment finds a person who can reasonably keep up in a lot of #b-a convos but who can't program for shit. And honestly... training to trade punches seems much easier than learning to program on any level approaching asciilifeform, ben_vulpes, and mod6. << you could catch up to me in rather short order
asciilifeform: '04-06-2014 00:08:26 <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: the buggers' traditional defense is to pretend that the event was a non-event - or, if this is impractical, to continue living in an imaginary world where they 'scooped' the story first, and all of the 'unsanctioned' discussion never happened.'
asciilifeform: https://eprint.iacr.org/2015/262 <<< aaad we got a plagiarist
asciilifeform: http://dpaste.com/3R5JRKD.txt << i get this
mircea_popescu: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561049 << also this.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561045 << please be warned about my kthx
williamdunne: mike_c: could work just as well as an <img src="something.php"/>
mircea_popescu: mike_c https://8ch.net/btc << see what it imports from trilema.com
mircea_popescu: Server Load0.45 << kinda funny to watch trilema iron.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/full-disclosure-4096-rsa-key-in-the-strongset-factored/#comment-114212 << apparently the ddos guy is still lurking.
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134868 <<< did that for a deed, got trinque all worked up, 'whoa, you really do GPG on an atari box??' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9560993 << independently confirmed
jurov: http://thetrendythings.com/read/27592 << snatched verbatim
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/full-disclosure-4096-rsa-key-in-the-strongset-factored/#comment-114210 << the problems of people.
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> just owner(s) announced. // once you have the owners name you can get their keys, and at that point it's trivial to compute the common prime factor
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> yes. once keys are factored we have the privkey. << holy shit o.0
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://nosuchlabs.com/stats << notice anything ?
davout: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/g5ci4oK.png <<< the paymium banner ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 17-05-2015 02:37:42; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134108 << they don't need to turn sharp corners, in our hypothetical machine
BingoBoingo: <gabriel_laddel> If your goal is to become scary, well, there are way to get there that are going to make you much more scary than the worlds best MMA fighter. << Scary for the sake of scary is one of the last things I aspire to. That's how people get shot and sliced.
BingoBoingo: <gabriel_laddel> BingoBoingo: The bent I'm attempting to communicate here is something like this: You've made it to #b-a, which unlike any community I've ever encountered provides a foundation for building a sane civilization and you want to... become a boxer? It doesn't follow. Boxing is a last resort sort of thing, even if you were to become the worlds best boxer you're still basicly some poor fuck who couldn't make << Where are
gribble: mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 13 hours, 37 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <mike_c> i'll add something
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66ag6-nWZ1E << dude, i had no idea that cartman-vlog south park episode was actually ripped from an irl thing
mircea_popescu: " You've made it to #b-a, which unlike any community I've ever encountered provides a foundation for building a sane civilization and you want to... become a boxer? It doesn't follow." << ahaha lulzy way to put it, but i dbout the guy actually aspires to this as his life. sounded more like a hobby to me
mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel I like walking and that is about it as far as exercise goes. << im pretty much the same.
mircea_popescu: can be bundled into a usb stick or CD/DVD installer with a single procedure call <<< exactly this.
mircea_popescu: <decimation> they got usg's nukes on call if they need them << nope, not anymore. new king is trashing the alliance.
gabriel_laddel: Getting punched will happen regardless through other habits I entertain. << can't save people from themselves...
gabriel_laddel: <BingoBoingo> My take is there is a tradition. << this means nothing to me
gabriel_laddel: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134249 << !s chetty ☝︎
trinque: http://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-considers-nuclear-weapons-to-offset-iran-1430999409 << usg might be shifting the balance of power in the region towards their competitor
trinque: decimation | it occurs to me that one use of deedbot would be timestamping potential evidence, like camera/video captures << seems a fine use.
decimation: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/us/projectile-problem-goes-beyond-amtrak-train-and-philadelphia.html?_r=0 < lol apparently the new explanation for the amtrak crash in philadelphia is that the 'local citizens' were throwing bricks at the trains
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134258 <<< total butterface, great tits though ☝︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134218 <<< matches indiancandy1's 7" nose ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://www.best-microcontroller-projects.com/image-files/how-rs232-works-tx-logic-rs232-diag.png << example
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134108 << they don't need to turn sharp corners, in our hypothetical machine ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-05-2015#1134106 << they did exist, 'field emission display' (essentially a crt with one electron gun - of cold cathode type - per subpixel!) ☝︎
ben_vulpes: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2015/05/16_electronics-hack-night-featuring-the-twiddler-and-asciilifeforms-trng.html << scoop
mircea_popescu: "man, i hadnt seen an ad on the interne in years. thought it was a banner for awhile" << bwahahaha.
mircea_popescu: http://8archive.moe/v/thread/3744246 << archive found.