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chetty has low skin oil,
they have a hard
time getting prints when I go
thru immigration :P
bounce: or
the brasilian doctors with latex fingers. or
the aussie kids with gummi bears. or schaeuble's fingerprints in datenschleuder. or various other demonstrations.
chetty: yeah, but
that was recent repeat, I guess no one was paying attention
chetty: didnt
the whole fingerprint
thing get destroyed recently with iPhone lift?
thestringpuller: reminds me of
the episode of south park where
they frame michael jackson
bounce: now, visa and mastercard aren't banks, but
they work for banks. which
then gives
the lie
to
the premise
that banks are safe places for money (or valuables, for
that matter) and as such are worthy of
the customer's
trust
bounce: rather
transparent ploy at
that, but succeeding
bounce wonders if mastercard will stump up
the costs for fingerprint surgery in case of fingerprint-theft, or
they'll rather just burn
the customer instead
bounce: because fingerprints are
totally better
than passwords. much more seekrit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 3.73746100 BTC
to 1`149`988 shares, 325 satoshi per share
kakobrekla: pile of money
to burn
through i suspekt
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla: one can claim, but
there's a
trilema for
that :P
kakobrekla: obviously no person in
the world
today can claim
their system is unbroken.
ben_vulpes: it's been a decent
tool for hacking mud,
that's about all i know.
mats_cd03: i'm still learning how docker works,
though, so if i'm wrong here people should chime in and
tell me so
mats_cd03: people struggle with
the security practices
that result from
the way LXC works
mats_cd03: LXC has been battle
tested for a few years. containers, decades. seccomp is available in
the LXC driver, but not in libcontainer. so,
the same risks as before -- arbitrary execution of kernel code. leaking
to other containers, lack of fine-grained access
to devices (in
the works, i belieb)
ben_vulpes: just a few years ago i was building wafer hosts -
there is much i don't know about websec.
mats_cd03: and roughly as easy
to shoot self in head.
mats_cd03: there aren't fancy exploits, just more of
the same risks as before
ben_vulpes: related
to asciilifeform's "must fit in head" problem
ben_vulpes: i guess at a high level stupid solution
to stupid problems.
ben_vulpes: for instance, different versions of
the python imaging library for different services.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu, mats_cd03: ease of dependency management, resource isolation, cognitive overhead. i'm dumb and have
to deal with crazy complex legacy shit
that's most expediently put into 'containers for poor and
time constrained engineers'.
kakobrekla: i was like is ascii
telling me something in binary and i have
to guess
the first bit ??
ben_vulpes: <mats_cd03>
too bad nobody wants
to
talk about how its horridly vulnerable << well enlighten my derpy ass
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.17334305 BTC
to 16`335 shares, 7183 satoshi per share
CryptoKitten: I
thought if I grouped
this nick in nickserv gribble might link
their auth status, but
that was probably ambitious.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated
to use
the rating system.
CryptoKitten: You'd
think
the Pink prefix on
the other would elude
to my gender, but perhaps it's not girly enough
kakobrekla: lol you
two confuse
the shit out of me
CryptoKitten: kakobrekla: yea I noticed
that worked out for me well
assbot: Bitcoin
Ticker - bitstamp
kakobrekla: see, all you had
to do is /nick femalenick
Adlai: kakobrekla: ok, but
this was
the same guy spamming mats_cd03
bounce is holding out for WOM-driven encabulators for
the digital age
bounce: all
those unpythonic pythonistas. surely
the end of
the neighbourhood.
Adlai: there may be only one way
to do it, but
they must've missed
the memo
Adlai: python in general is OK,
the problem is other people's python...
Adlai drowns in python so he has relevant
things
to say in
this upcoming call
Vexual: mats_cd03:
thats illegal!
Adlai: right,
the next question was whether i want
to up pm spammers
Adlai: but i'm not a
trading bot
Adlai is getting PM requests
to !up people, can he even do
that?
mats_cd03: writing a
trading bot is easily
top five most
trite and boring
Adlai: if i'd wanted comeback i'd have asked your mother
to spit in a cup
Adlai: why not just
two minutes in sunlight
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Adlai: investing is more
than "just gambling", but some derivatives are structured in a way which makes
them more like a fancy roulette wheel
than "investing"
Adlai: wrt casinos...
the market is just one big decentralized casino
RagnarDanneskjol: er no. martingale relates
to general probabilistic
theory, is used in predictive
trading systems, not just dice games derp
Adlai: (the smaller
the minimum order relative
to your capital,
the more steps in your martingale)
Adlai: my main reason for using kraken for developement is
their minimum order size of 0.01 euro, which means i can risk a lot less capital
Vexual: nevertheless all and sundry are happy on
their own
Adlai: no. so
that's
the AUM of all scalpl instances which i have configured myself, but i highly doubt
that
there are any others.
Adlai: at no point in history has
the
total AUM of all running scalpl instances exceeded $10K
RagnarDanneskjol: again - I just deconstruct
these
things for research/amusement purposes.. no plans
to 'do anything' with code really. I have a day job
that keeps my
too busy, any fre
time is for ma doggies
Adlai: the user configures pretty much everything about how it interprets
the market, my goal is for
this
to essentially be a
trading slave which you can
teach your algorithms and
then sip martinis while it
trades away
Adlai: RagnarDanneskjol: are you interested in using scalpl once it's at
that level?
Adlai: right now,
the answer is "until
the guy who's supposed
to call me, calls me"
Vexual: ill give you money anyway, just
to be a cunt
Adlai: * | Vexual concede it'll be immediately after he
takes my money <<
the beauty of scalpl's design is
that you don't have
to give me your money
to use it, although you do have
to
trust
the exchange which you choose
to use
Adlai tends
to /ignore in his brain, not in his IRC client
Adlai: ie, you'll still need
to rtfm/s and configuration will require editing
textual config files
Vexual concede it'll be immediately after he
takes my money
Adlai: i'm hoping
to have scalpl as usable as
the average unix utility by
the end of
the month