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thickasthieves: "Her charming babe-in-the-woods persona also contributed to her post-Idol success" lol
gernika: Is there a seminal discussion on deeds/deedbot I can read up on?
asciilifeform: now it's fucking around aimlessly while trying to pull blocks
adlai: this is not the attitude that put a robot on mars
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anyway, as you well know, easy to make small holes while writing c++. in fact, the best use of c++ might be irrigation systesm.
asciilifeform was recently issued just such a machine by the fellow he works for. had an interesting 'face' when saw the holes.
mircea_popescu: punkman: I've always thought the drainholes under keyboard in Lenovo machines were a great idea, haven't had a chance to test it though <<< this is the train of thought that ends up with keyboard rats.
asciilifeform: there is also the possibility that this shit is too much like work, and that is the explanation.
adlai: well odin probably does, and a handful of grunts handling the sweaty work
assbot: Logged on 24-10-2014 20:23:36; mircea_popescu: nobody that knows how to use valgrind.
asciilifeform: i'm supposed to believe this?
asciilifeform: so, no one ever put the cursed thing through 'valgrind' or the like?
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mircea_popescu: ;;google hungary is a country turkey
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves: So if the SEC is enabling some traders to get early info, will the SEC fine the SEC? << funny how that works eh.
adlai: swiss guy's license is all in Deutsch, natürlich, so our brilliant state trooper scribbles in huge block letters in the accident report: "DUTCH LICENSE NUMBER 123456"
adlai: google translate of : until /
asciilifeform: 'google translate' died for mircea_popescu's sins
mircea_popescu: russians : "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow" ; nato : "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow".
mircea_popescu: also this is why english is the international language whereas russian is not : english allows two parties to reach a "mutual conclusion" which they can both live with.
mircea_popescu: "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow" << lolmkay.
mircea_popescu: adlai: "The system, akin to an X-ray machine for the stock market" Here we see the useless metaphor in its natural habitat, a NYtimes article << lol, quite. at least salon and the rest of the sew crowd make their metaphores pointedly wrong, rather than useless.
mircea_popescu: anyway, anyone willing to work with an incredibly intricately documented ad-hoc algol is more than welcome to be a lawyer. all it takes really.
asciilifeform: left turd syncing overnight, at bh ~= 252450, exhausted ram (8g)
asciilifeform: attention turdatronic engineers:
mircea_popescu: course "loophole" doesn't have the same sound to it as "bug" does.
mircea_popescu: but i like how bounce's legal mind works. seriously, contrary to all the pretense of the entrenched "profession" to the contrary, being a lawyer is EXACTLY being a coder, nothing different at all, let alone substantially different is taught in law school. the ONLY difference is that the hardware is very limited and the api incredibly old and terribly buggy.
thickasthieves: the internet makes crime easier, and US just wants to make sure they are the ones having it easy
thickasthieves: well nothing to review, it's not a service to the people, it's a service to the gov
mircea_popescu: much like the tsa bs, it's never been reviewed.
asciilifeform: jurov: herr poettering owns a copy of 'sed' and a small sense of humour - but very little talent, turns out.
mircea_popescu: bounce: so, is there any data anywhere of the efficacy and efficiency of KYC and AML reg implementations? << nope.
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03 only if you think of them.
mats_cd03: doing two at once seems like a lot of work
adlai: "Linux's spread... reinvents the flat tire" nice
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03 no, not that one. the one where you kiss a girl while the other sucks you off.
mats_cd03: not that i don't enjoy the taste of my own dong, just... i don't
mats_cd03: i try to discretely offer a glass of water
jurov: soon the replicas will be able to transmit feelings
mircea_popescu: mats_cd03 whatever you do, don't do the bj kiss. it'll ruin "traditional" life for you.
mircea_popescu: keep the natural away, use the replica.
mircea_popescu: somewhat related : http://33.media.tumblr.com/31a8b25182400990210c3693b5dad84f/tumblr_n9qte4DDut1sgoh5do2_400.gif << this is exactly civilisation
adlai: i'm already pissed from the lack of hyperlinked endnotes
jurov: he'll be fuming half day from that
thickasthieves: you can have a strap-on of ur own dick to do both holes
adlai: it needs to get stitched in somewhere
bounce: we'd be back with the whole eugenics problem, only with a different face on it
adlai: well what would you do with the extra cock
thickasthieves: it's like youre really there
bounce: lots of tools out there
thickasthieves: You can haz TWO penises now!
ben_vulpes: it's all a matter of demand, the tooling is out there.
adlai: now we're talking!
bounce: somehow I think I'll prefer food the old fashioned way
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves i had a bet with a younger, entrepreneur friend, which went that if automatic "make clone of your own penis" and "test yourself for all diseases" kits appear at the same time, the former'll oversell the latter.
ben_vulpes: but i been out of the atoms biz for a while now.
ben_vulpes: p sure that's a thing already.
bounce: on-demand printing of otherwise unobtanium and expensivium parts is kinda useful though
adlai: "chemical printing" (which doesn't exist yet, afaik) is about using sufficiently advanced technology to manufacture specific chemicals
ben_vulpes: i really don't see the difference.
mircea_popescu: 'll just be for cheap toys, nightstand knobs that sorta thing.
adlai: well, semi fab is using chemicals to manufacture a physical design
mircea_popescu: adlai and what it means is, "even cheaper furniture and finishings for the us mortgage mouse"
ben_vulpes: also, your typical us "food product" fab.
bounce: squirt acid on pcbs with an inkjet and skip the whole masking thing?
adlai: bounce: so you could theoretically "chemically print" the composition of any drink, medicine, poison, drug, explosive, etc
ben_vulpes: sounds like your typical semi fab.
adlai: "chemical printing" gets tossed around as the next step in automated manufacturing
mircea_popescu: so coffee depletes the uranium in your got ?
adlai: then i began drinking coffee and my turds are now denser than depleted uranium
adlai: well i did notice at one point that squeezing my asshole while pooping could theoretically sculpt the resulting turd, kinda like a lathe
mircea_popescu: (am i the only one into toothpaste art around the age of 5 or so ?)
mircea_popescu: bounce well 3d printing is mostly toothpaste sculpture, except with plastic.
adlai: analyze jack&coke, engineer enzymes targeting its contents, put them in yeast and feast
bounce: bottled tarmac?
adlai: see now that is real fertile territory for innovation
mircea_popescu: that doesn't taste like bottled tarmac ?
bounce: local airport is closed. nice long tarmac strip though, so send over the bitcoin jet.
mircea_popescu: onus on the customer, that's the mpex way!
mircea_popescu: well no, but there's airplanes where you ppls live neh ?
bounce: you got a teleporter?
ben_vulpes: 30 btc and a testing framework for 0.5.3
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i have a metal hand press, and a pile of oranges. so im going to make myself some freshly squeezed orange juice and douse it in the local cognac.
thickasthieves: probly better than worrying about when Meals on Wheels will be by
mircea_popescu: best thing for em.
thickasthieves: so all these old fogies are watching bj vids now
thickasthieves: just launched their capital campaign
thickasthieves: yesterday their domain expired and now points to pornhub
thickasthieves: funny story, an ex client, against my advice, moved to a notoriously bad (cheap) web guy,
mircea_popescu: half the shit wasn't even there.
bounce: it's a good place to sit, business model-wise.
bounce had been playing with the idea of an aggregator. didn't get around to actually do it though.
mircea_popescu: so have camwhores ? what is this.
adlai: why not sell it to the SEC for when they want to regulate bitcoin markets
thickasthieves: they have chosen their paradigm
thickasthieves: even if traders are delusional
thickasthieves: i was merely saying that this aggregate chart idea was for traders and thats ok
mircea_popescu: bounce just a little defensive, because not erryday gets to discuss his headpenis, and in public to boot!
bounce: in this case I have no idea what you're on about