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nubbins`: anyway, would be interesting to see how many prior invoices have gone unpaid
nubbins`: i already pay plenty by living next to the guy
mircea_popescu: i'm giving even odds the guy doesn't end up paying for it.
kakobrekla: property owner , no matter what the cost to the owner! Enough is enough! < ask for pgp signed statement, email isnt safe.
kakobrekla: Please arrange to have this removed immediately and billed directly to the
nubbins`: plastic is the new wood
nubbins`: anyway, good on the city, i guess; reattaching the deck is way cheaper than dismantling it and hauling it to the dump
nubbins`: ^ that little bit of white trim is where the door used to be
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nubbins`: bet it was a crazy buzz tho
mircea_popescu: true story : i once spent in excess of an hour inserting coffee beans one by one into girl butt. just to see what'd happen.
nubbins`: feed that woman enough beans and she'd make a great espresso machine
mircea_popescu: https://xhellgirlx.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/tears.jpeg <<< saving this for later use.
nubbins`: "fuck the sharps container, this one's going in the road"
mircea_popescu: maybe it's from all the diabethics.
nubbins`: but you do find needles from time to time
nubbins`: i gotta take a picture
nubbins`: so i got that reply late last night. today, the city comes, picks up the trash out front, gets a ladder, and REATTACHES THE DECK TO THE HOUSE
nubbins`: too true, but bg info!
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know, the mayor response would be a better paste. we don't care what YOU said :D
nubbins`: i can picture the old fart hove off on his couch w/ his ipad, smoking a cigar, "y'know what? enough IS enough"
mircea_popescu: nubbins` is this slumlord the new official slur for this circumstance ?
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nubbins`: then the MAYOR emails me back, CCing the city manager:
nubbins`: a couple councillors email back "we will notify the appropriate people" etc
mircea_popescu: keep adding 1 cartridge/second, keep taking molten stuff out.
nubbins`: ^ that's the email i wrote to the city
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, wouldn't a continuous furnace be the best approach ?
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menahem: lemme verify my id again. brb, heading to an office space. gracias for the welcome.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: modern ru shells are, mostly, steel though.
mircea_popescu: so time to get in then.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what's wrong with just burying them in a pile ?
menahem: i've met a few bitcoin-assets ppl around the globe already, not knowing until later that they were all in the wot.
menahem: ha, yea. most of it is great, some stuff takes a few re-reads.
asciilifeform: (had to be treated with care, crushed in specially designed compactor)
menahem: n00b following the rules set forth by good 'ol pete dushenski
mircea_popescu: well yeah, if you're going to make a gun-cartridge might as well make it sealed.
asciilifeform: both of the above historic examples also featured gas seal (piston pushed out bullet) and therefore silent.
mircea_popescu: because totally.
assbot: Anonymous derpage pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: us creativity is an exercise in rebranding these days. http://trilema.com/2014/anonymous-derpage/ etc
mircea_popescu: if anyoen wants to give a final look to the month's statements, please do. i'll be signing them and deeding them later today.
assbot: F.DERP October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
punkman: oh they have a fallback tracking pixel too
mircea_popescu: i have nfi how they do traffic measuring these days. i have no doubt whatsoever that it can be gamed.
bounce: reimplement in php and submit as a patch to wordpress
punkman: you have to run the quantcast javascript to count
mircea_popescu: bounce if it counted that qntra'd be well above gawker this month.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yes. it is a news venue. it talks to retards. this, we knew going in.
kakobrekla: you are basically talking to retard talk with green css
kakobrekla: eh? slashdot your target audience? top comment there: I bought one of these. It took a VERY long time to arrive, and only worked for a few weeks. I contacted them for warranty repair and they simply never responded after that. I am out around $3000.
mircea_popescu: else this'd be a ddos.
mircea_popescu: good thing mr police guy made me fucking move it.
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mircea_popescu: <bounce> how to make a plastic gun that shoots: use casing for substitute barrel <<< pressed shit works just fine, when smeared on actually functioning machines!
mircea_popescu: " Early adopters were given high, magic, above market payouts to lure suckers like me in, and it worked." << duh.
assbot: The Bullet That Could Solve 3-D Printed Guns' Reliability Problem | WIRED
bounce: http://www.wired.com/2014/11/atlas-314-3-d-printed-guns-bullets/ <- how to make a plastic gun that shoots: use casing for substitute barrel
punkman: I thought magic cloud miners would autoscale
kakobrekla: >That's what sucked me in, I saw a lot of posts about 1-2 month ROI's so I bought my Zens retail from GAW @ 17.95 next day worked out my ROI 217 days, the very next day 1 year ROI (approx), next day retail Zens @ 14.95 and ROI infinity +1. Early adopters were given high, magic, above market payouts to lure suckers like me in, and it worked.
kakobrekla: if someone has a working retard talk account, ping geegaw to come by ?
punkman: "Stop holding my coins hostage, pay out my divs so I may reinvest them. I am loosing potential profit because of your practice. " << lol
mircea_popescu: this plot is pretty thickened!
kakobrekla: while he carries another scam in the signature.
kakobrekla: Blazedout419 (he is here in the chan) > I am sure will and deadterra have done quite well on this scam...
assbot: [BitFunder] IceDrill.ASIC IPO (235 Thash Mining Operation powered by HashFast)
kakobrekla: ok this shit is funny: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=269216.msg9415640#msg9415640
kakobrekla: punkman> kakobrekla: it seems i found 'the no guy' > http://bitbet.us/stats/14wqgUXyHpuzyuwfYssfeLuL1YtZpeVkcR/ << seems to start around the time I first mentioned it < and they say pessimism isnt worth it.
bounce: hm. php on jvm? maybe retarget that facebook php compiler thing?
bounce: that's more or less what the PHP "designers" think they're doing. so... if you want that, you know where to get it.
jurov: bounce: gotta pick the best from every language !!!11
bounce: there, science tells you what language to use, the size of team to pick, and the size of commits to commit. get to it, slackers! thank science!
punkman: but yeah if there's linux on js, you can probably do .net
bounce: can we dotnet in javascript yet? with one of those nice accellerated js interpreters? It'll go lots faster that way, I'm sure.
bounce subtly points out that you can run other things besides java on jvm too. like ruby, and python, and there's a lisp....
bounce: that reads like the guy is a bit confused. then again, he certainly isn't the only one.
kakobrekla: cant think of a good reason why not
davout: jurov: gotta get these pretty swing windows in dotnet
jurov: let's port bitcoin to java on top of dotnet!
assbot: An easy way to combine the power of .Net and Java | mikegrim
assbot: Logged on 20-06-2014 21:56:59; punkman: so I just put together something to test betting strategies on past bitbets and guess what, betting 0.1 on No on all resolved bets would result in a net gain of 9.7 BTC
punkman: kakobrekla: it seems i found 'the no guy' > http://bitbet.us/stats/14wqgUXyHpuzyuwfYssfeLuL1YtZpeVkcR/ << seems to start around the time I first mentioned it
punkman: ah was it that dead
punkman: "You should save the "Gavin is trying to impress evil institutional investors" mud-slinging for when I get around to laying out the argument for increasing the block size, because that would be closer to the truth."
assbot: FAQ on the payment protocol
Vexual: my typos anent usuall so dumb
jurov: no, i don't know the term... hollowed down to the root and filled
jurov just came from dentist.. one tooth, 45 minutes and total exhaustion of both me and doctor
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Silver to fall under $15/oz before December 27th" http://bitbet.us/bet/1049/ Odds: 83(Y):17(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.5111 BTC. Current weight: 42,477.
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for Yes on "Silver to fall under $15/oz before December 27th" http://bitbet.us/bet/1049/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 66(Y):34(N) by weight. Total bet: 5.5111 BTC. Current weight: 42,527.
punkman: punkman: have these people been outside the lab? < they use nlocktime, so no
punkman: have these people been outside the lab?
punkman: "we show how our Accountable Storage protocol can be integrated with Bitcoin, to support automatic compensations proportional to the number of corrupted bits at the server. We also build and evaluate our protocols showing that they perform well in practice."
RagnarDanneskjol: its fascinating for me. i really enjoy thorough research even if conclusions/methods are somewhat flawed
punkman: sounds like torture :P
punkman: RagnarDanneskjol: do you read all those papers you link?
Duffer1: ;;isup trilema.com
Duffer1: ;;isdown trilema.com
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