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xanthyos: TO COME TO MY HOME?
xanthyos: GET THE VIOLENT THUGS WHO HAVE BEATEN ME UP IN THE PAT SO MANY TIMES
BingoBoingo: Call 9-11, they'll take you in.
xanthyos: I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
xanthyos: TRYING TO CALL MOM BUT SHE'S W/DAD BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO HOSP TO GET DIAGNOSIS RE: LUNG CANCER
Azelphur: xanthyos: you can't be upset while your sedated, sedation is the solution to lifes problems.
Azelphur: xanthyos: then I just answered your question, go to ER :)
xanthyos: REALLY NOT TROLLING I PROMISE I NEVER TRY
TomServo: what is "folded my penis to crack" ?
Azelphur: just go, explain your condition, they can work around these things
Azelphur: but just in case, most places in the UK will offer to sedate people for treatment if they have extreme anxiety/OCD
Azelphur: not sure if trolling or legit...
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: The longer you take to get medical attention the less chance your penis has of surviving
xanthyos: i can't be seen or touched by a doctor
xanthyos: that's waht this room does
TomServo: holy what the fuck.
xanthyos: i broke my penis. ocd was so bad i folded my penis to crack but now it's all deformed and i think i have to go to the ER
davout: such timeout, very down
thestringpuller: stop lying to me
thestringpuller: ;;isup trilema.com
Vexual: peek poke at a smart toilet
punkman: "Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity."
Vexual: well you still camt get one thats all writable, so dont get too excited
mircea_popescu: i guess maybe it's time to stoke that
Vexual: its wrong more often than its right
assbot: Research Blog: A picture is worth a thousand (coherent) words: building a natural description of images ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgSdS1 )
BingoBoingo: Well I guess it is time for anyone who doesn't already have a cloak to prolly get one.
BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log... ☟︎
assbot: The Angry Ram didn't want me touching his sheep nuts - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgOLH6 )
assbot: Angry Ram takes on a 6 ton digger - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1uuvf5e )
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 383.45, Best ask: 385.16, Bid-ask spread: 1.71000, Last trade: 383.43, 24 hour volume: 13935.50747318, 24 hour low: 371.0, 24 hour high: 387.84, 24 hour vwap: 378.330944475
mircea_popescu: that's the point of having legal definitions in the first place.
mircea_popescu: well obviously race as a legal concept is going to diverge from sanity.
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgL2cx )
BingoBoingo: Can't expect less than not bad
assbot: Vessenes' Bitcoin Foundation Publishes Telling Survey Results. | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgKP9f )
assbot: Foundation Survey Results: Only half of members even like what they do : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgKDad )
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mr6zw/foundation_survey_results_only_half_of_members/
punkman: punkbot: [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk << there's the bug again. How is that possible when added = new - old, removed = old - new. Also doesn't seem phillip received or lost any ratings.
Vexual: I loathe to calc the jukebox rate
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that's why there's a new Bitcoin foundation
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that wasn't intention for anyone other than Herr Hearn's handlers
dartv: it just has to be uncontroversial enough. something like sidechains? most likely won't pass, but behavior of the bitcoin ecosystem is hard to predict
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's definitely room for hard forks
Vexual: I just saw two in two hours
dartv: BingoBoingo: so far most people agree which address has how many BTC. i think I mean hard fork
assbot: practiCal fMRI: the nuts & bolts: A failed quench circuit? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBUbLP )
dartv: doesn't mean it won't be attempted. i feel bitcoin will be fractured in the near future
BingoBoingo: Ha, they're doomed.
dartv: yeah they need to add these opcodes
dartv: this means that the state of Bitcoin's UXTO / ledger is dependent on miners accepting SPV proofs from sidechains
BingoBoingo: Do they need some other forking behavior?
dartv: punkman: no totally unrelated
punkman: dartv, do they need the revised nlocktime stuff for that?
dartv: the "unlock this coin" operation uses SPV proof (SPVP)
dartv: blockstream will add a few operations that allow locking or unlocking of Bitcoins, called transferring to a sidechain (or transferring back)
BingoBoingo: Well, if you try to build a whole chain of Simplified Payment Verification... Probably going to get Sybil attacked to hell
dartv: here's the thing
punkman: dartv: I doubt they'll ever get their sidechain circus running
BingoBoingo: dartv: SPV wallets exist. Multibit and the Schildbach Android wallet for example.
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's a difference between SPV wallets and SPV blockchains
BingoBoingo: Eh, SPV wallets have a nich if they are simple, but probably a poor solution for building anything complex
BingoBoingo: Haven't looked into it too much yet
TheNewDeal: they didnt accept bitcoin for the bitcoin art?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
mircea_popescu: xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes"
dartv: oh thanks
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xanthyos: cazalla: i write down numbers and have to later check them for significance
cazalla: <xanthyos> and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it <<< is this like, numbers like 2 4 6 8 10 are ok, 5 gets a pass because it can be mulitply to 10 but 1 3 7 9 are annoying?
xanthyos: not the first, more of a symptom of the whole
cazalla: xanthyos> i don't even want it <<< but it was the first thing you complained about
nubbins`: guess that's that
mats_cd03: choose something you want to be good at it, and own it.
cazalla: nubbins`, she has facebook and her ipad, too busy with that
mats_cd03: you got that govt dole, what do you do with your free time? smoke pot and go on tinychat?
nubbins`: <+cazalla> neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again! <<< lel show her how to irc, maybe you guys can hang out in here together
mats_cd03: embrace the dysfunction
cazalla: just go out and harpoon the biggest whale you can find, no-one has to know
cazalla: xanthyos, maybe you just need to get laid, i dunno, i mean 10 years is a long time
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Oh response<< any idea what that's supposed to mean ? << Not much, I think @TheRealSolid impiled my stupidity is why qntra is under constant DoS
xanthyos: like painting the brain into a corner
cazalla: xanthyos, come and clean my house then, wife is useless
xanthyos: it's like the most maddening thing and i can't imagine having gotten into it if i didn't get into it
xanthyos: and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it
xanthyos: i count like in the shower
ben_vulpes: see this is why i stopped smoking pot
ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog
xanthyos: it's an ocd thing
ben_vulpes: so cheery tonight guise wd
rithm: what is a tinychat
xanthyos: maybe it's good that my emotional vomit is taken with such a cavalier attitude here
cazalla: neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again!
cazalla: i dunno, not having anyone in the house sounds pretty sweet to me, nice and quiet
xanthyos: to see if any friction amde them uneven
xanthyos: having to hide my hands when i'm webcam so people don't see me comparing my left index fingernail to my right
xanthyos: i try to pretend it's nto a serious medical problem
xanthyos: i got stuck there
cazalla: why the kitchen sink?