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thestringpuller: they said that about google wallet a decade ago
TomServo: Co-workers creaming themselves over using applepay at mcdonalds.
nubbins`: i should make some more kimbap tonight
nubbins`: <+danielpbarron> weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification <<< !up without trust gives notification in-chan
asciilifeform: if you can park it on a deep sea volcanic vent, you can omit the R- from the RTG.
asciilifeform: feel free to use another power source.
kakobrekla: RTG sucks for this.
kakobrekla: and they got 16kg of it but ru doesnt make it anymore as well
kakobrekla: aha usg stoped making plutonium 238 in 1988, they just ordered it from russia
asciilifeform: ;;isup trilema.com
davout: the guy seems to have a weird mix of sanity and insanity
danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops
danielpbarron: weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification
BingoBoingo: How else does one fill the mineshaft gap?
assbot: 8 Explosive Finds in Wu-Tang Clan Member Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI Files - The Daily Beast ... ( http://bit.ly/1uw3SaU )
nubbins`: "we are currently sold out of raspberry pi. you can buy one yourself from a thousand different places, but uh... we're sold out"
BingoBoingo: I dunno. Maybe one of the inevitable FBI lurkers that must be here called it in.
kakobrekla: avg yearly supercomputer speedup in top 500, between the years 1993 and 2008: 90%
kakobrekla: >Open Whisper Systems partners with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption
devthedev: Ha, it's funny that they include Bitsafe first on the list.
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
BingoBoingo: lol they used a power ranger image http://cointelegraph.com/news/112947/who-will-keep-you-safe-a-comparison-of-bitcoin-wallets-that-arent-digital
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You have to be decisive... for your dick's sake
kakobrekla: idk call wildlife control so they shoot you with a tranquilizer then docs can fix you in the while
nubbins`: uh, the hospital does not, in fact, turn people away for calling doctors faggots
xanthyos: that's the borderline personality disorder
xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone
xanthyos: they won't even see me because i called the dr a faggot
nubbins`: you could be halfway there
kakobrekla: xanthyos i was talking about the wood.
nubbins`: an hour closer than the hospital
xanthyos: i've never trolled this channel
xanthyos: and trying to avoid getting physically locked up in a jail or hospital
xanthyos: i can't even go shopping for a new one because of the ocd in choosing a new one i'm totally locked up
xanthyos: the mental problem makes the physical so much worse
xanthyos: it's about the anxitey of being seen
nubbins`: what, you can't walk two hours with a broken dick?
nubbins`: fwiw i see "turning squares" (for lathe work) of this wood selling for $80, 3x3x13"
kakobrekla: what the fuck did i just read
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user xanthyos to user assbot: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=xanthyos&dest=assbot | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=assbot | Rated since: Fri Apr 11 02:04:55 2014
punkman: xanthyos: pick one of those two and do it
xanthyos: one of the problems
xanthyos: that's the problem
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Is there anyone local who can drive you?
devthedev: I want to see the pictures so bad.
xanthyos: my doctor hung up bc i spoke out in pain on the line
devthedev: Like this, http://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/653-05393281em-Boy-stands-while-riding-bike-with-a-content-facial-expression.jpg
xanthyos: how can i do that
BingoBoingo: Bike there if you must
nubbins`: what the fuck good is being a lord
xanthyos: i was testing him to see his empathy and he failed
nubbins`: you want me to rub you behind the ears instead?
xanthyos: it must be nice to have all the money in the world and no empathy
xanthyos: that's the cavalier attitude that is passive bullying that is thrown out in this channel a lot
mike_c: I know, right? that is exactly how I felt when I was loading up a DB with the blockchain.
nubbins`: xanthyos what if you get strep throat
nubbins`: mike_c no kidding, at this rate i'll be getting a block every ten minutes before too long
mike_c: it continues to slow down
nubbins`: in 8 hours i've gone from block 190k to block 194k
nubbins`: if it takes you 40 minutes to do the dishes, maybe you should do them more often than once every two days 8)
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
lampelina: xanthyos, how about if you go to your GP tomorrrow morning
assbot: Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1teEClJ )
mike_c: srsly.. i could barely read that article on fractures.
TomServo: Being off topic is not at all uncommon here, but for the sake of log readers - just go get your shit fixed.
BingoBoingo: Eh, most thing in this channel are still... to the hospital with you
xanthyos: i act and speak with total sincerity at all times
xanthyos: i hope that's not seen as a troll
xanthyos: i know the things i talk about in this channel are off-topic from bitcoin often
BingoBoingo: Then caveman you would be out of the gene pool, and the rest of your cave tribe would learn from the example
xanthyos: oh i'd be dead by 34 in caveman times
xanthyos: what if there was no doctor
BingoBoingo: If you ignore the problem you might not hace a dick
xanthyos: and jump in teh shower ande take advil
TomServo: That'd be the wrong choice.
xanthyos: so i'm going to ignore the problem
punkman: you don't need to prove shit right now, focus on repairing cocks
xanthyos: and i can't call a taxi
TomServo: We've come this far...
xanthyos: but then it'll be out there forever to be used against me as a joke later
xanthyos: i'd show a pic to prove no troll
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need conveyance to a place that can swiftly deliver you to a surgeon.
xanthyos: if it bites me in the ass it won't be the first time
xanthyos: maybe the wrong place for it
xanthyos: not a troll, promise i'm just exposing my very fragile and sensitive self
xanthyos: i look thru the window which often i cant' even touch
xanthyos: people come over and i don't let them in
xanthyos: i never leave the house
xanthyos: i have been shaken uop and truamatized by that since march 2013
BingoBoingo: I did not see that one. You however need conveyance to an emergency room
xanthyos: i filmed it, it was so truamatic i had to run away and be homeless for 5 months
xanthyos: has dpb shared the video with you where they beat the shit out of me, throw me out he ground so my mouth bleeds, and when i shit my pants they say "Good"
xanthyos: you don't understand that cannot happen
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need an ambulance, they'll drug you sooner
xanthyos: just bitched at the receptionist for trying to timeslot me when i said i hav ean anxiety disorder, no car, and a broken penis
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Then convey yourself to the hospital in the most expedient manner available
xanthyos: but i dont' think it's appropriate to link
xanthyos: i have taken a picture
xanthyos: PEOPLE THINK I TRoll because no one on the internet is as overt as i am
BingoBoingo: Just tell the operator you broke your dick and need an ambulance