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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what was the role of that box again ?
asciilifeform: listens for udp; uses 'knocking'; is switched mostly off; take yer pick
mircea_popescu: no derp running with :80 open but "forbidden" and a random camo-favicon is going to be running that tight a portship.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: idk, something to harvest our ips << lol, all you lot probably port-scanned that thing, consider yourselves 'harvested' for what it's worth
mike_c: i believe dslreports used to be broadbandreports (bbr?)
punkman: asciilifeform: nah just the common image format parts match
mircea_popescu: it seems its all over the place,
mircea_popescu: seems like some sort of pared down btc client, from the desc ?
asciilifeform: but there's yer favicon
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, wth is that
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: https://github.com/joric/brutus/blob/master/webadmin.py << your turd appears
BingoBoingo: 5 feet tall and 300 lbs, typical rent a cop http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/18/crime-fighting-robots-go-on-patrol-in-silicon-valley-k5-knightscope-mountain-view-stacy-stephens-autonomous-security-guard/
BingoBoingo: And if the surgery doesn't work out, with the malpractice insurance money maybe he can reverse Buterin's waterfall.
cazalla: he could even use tips to pay for extension/reduction depending on the circumstances, in for surgery anyway so why not
assbot: Virus may be the culprit in a disease that’s wiping out starfish | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1tgZ7y5 )
BingoBoingo: ALso apparently starfish Obola is a thing nao asciilifeform http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/11/virus-may-be-the-culprit-in-a-disease-thats-wiping-out-starfish/
BingoBoingo: Now, that could be two stories.
davout: i think we could make a better headline : "How decentralized micro-tipping helped a man get his broken cock fixed"
BingoBoingo: Magic how powers of 10 work. And a bitty bit butt would be 210 satoshis so still better than reddit currency.
davout: i would totally click on qntra's contact link, if only it accepted to load
BingoBoingo: davout: And when you implement the optional Butts denomination pls tell Qntra first for exclusive story and great /r/Bitcoin troll
BingoBoingo: davout: Butts simplify the monetary base since there's only 100 of them
BingoBoingo: davout: Paymium should have an option to dispay BTC amounts in Butts, where a But = 210,000 BTC
danielpbarron: the address he included doesn't have any transactions, so i'm guessing he still has just the 0 bitcoin he probably started with
danielpbarron: "This one really hurts.. like I got punched in the gut and betrayed by a friend." << lol thief is now his friend, or bitcoin is his friend; guy got his feelings hurt
mats_cd03: (on another note: if mp's ego explodes, and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?)
cazalla: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mt0bu/if_you_are_the_hacker_who_was_using_my_computer/ ouch! who installs teamviewer on same pc as a wallet with 50 btc?
mats_cd03: i will pray for the safe return of his dong
davout: not to mention a story that's carved in the logs rock
danielpbarron: i don't know; no contact since he was about to go in
mike_c: that's going to be a hell of a scar.
BingoBoingo: <mike_c> did they unbreak it? << Reading up on the surgery today what the surgeon probably did was open it up to clear out the colugulated blood, sutured the broken boner fascia, and then put the whole thing back together as best they can
assbot: Until The Ribbon Breaks - Revolution Indifference - Feat. Run The Jewels - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yqoTo2 )
mike_c: hehe. too much whining led to the penis just falling off ;)
danielpbarron: i don't know the results of the operation yet
davout: mike_c: no everything went ok, they didn't have to cut it
mike_c: did they unbreak it?
davout: danielpbarron: good for him, he seemed to be in quite a bit of pain and stress earlier
danielpbarron: for those interested in an update to the "broken penis" drama; xanthyos went into surgery today
kakobrekla: cant you stone someone to death over the internet?
BingoBoingo: Well, prolly best to not connect or join chan without cloaks
danielpbarron: 05:22 <+BingoBoingo> I suspected he was going to DoS home ips << p.sure that's what happened to me this morning
davout: who configured the DNS ?
davout: deterministic behaviour, too fucking mainstream
kakobrekla: going by ip works most of the time but apparently not all the time
davout: or is this some whitelist-only mirror?
davout: kakobrekla: so you need to be whitelisted only when accessing it directly by IP?
kakobrekla: but that whitelist is separate from dns
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 02:41:42; mircea_popescu: well, if you can't see it, send me your ip and you too can be whitelisted!
kakobrekla: davout totally hipster
davout: kakobrekla: domain names, too fucking mainstream
davout: "SERVFAIL means that the domain does exist and the root name servers have information on this domain, but that the authoritative name servers are not answering queries for this domain."
rithm: i have to remind them of what the fuck DNS is every goddamn day
rithm: you know i manage like Tier A support peeople
rithm: i was gonna type that but i thought it was condescending :)
rithm: DNS is a good place to start too
davout: rithm: thanks for the tip, just had a look seems DNS related
cazalla: davout, it's down here too, all morning as well as last night before zzz
cazalla: for anyone interested in how nigga rabbit is turning out http://imgur.com/BGJPGEo,k70wuHr,rKfwm6Z,BQjmVpr
rithm: sometimes i can't get to things on the internets and usually may tracerout to that ip fails but ymmv
assbot: Everybody Pivots | The Bitcoin Foundation ... ( http://bit.ly/1qu90hq )
BingoBoingo: https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/11/everybody-pivots/ << Vessenes foundation is pivoting to address the mod6 - ben_vulpes foundation
BingoBoingo: The 90's are far enough in the past for some people to have nostalgia
kakobrekla: ;;isup the 90s
mircea_popescu: what is this, the 90s ?
BingoBoingo: I suspected he was going to DoS home ips
mircea_popescu: punkbot, yeah, but supposedly nothing was ever hosted there.
cazalla: i thought it would amount to nothing more than ddos of pizza deliveries though
cazalla: well, fivezerotwo did tell me he would have a surprise for #b-a in a few days
mircea_popescu: chetty, i imagine some sort of dns mitm or whatever noob "techz" the nsa script kiddies worship\
mircea_popescu: anyway, that favico was briefly reditrcting to 127.0.0.1 earlier, which is why i went to all the trouble of pasting it etc.
chetty: trying to install a sniffer?
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 09:07:55; BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
mircea_popescu: nah, im preliminary convinced this is the nsa something-or-the-other
kakobrekla: idk, something to harvest our ips
mircea_popescu: now wtf is that.
mircea_popescu: holy shit all these image pastebins want you to "malke an account wtf"
mircea_popescu: the only problem being that the server is supposedly inactive, HOWEVER
mircea_popescu: one sec here lemme get this stuff.
mircea_popescu: no idea exactly how this worked, will know more once the cutup shop is done cutting it up. in any case, it had an over-the-net update somehow.
cazalla: danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops <<< is she trying to get him killed or what
cazalla: xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone <<< are you sure you're not a woman?
cazalla: nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood <<< identifying wood.. it's wood type article? heh, i wouldn't buy that but i'll leave the man alone to enjoy his wood collection
cazalla: xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot <<< that's a good example of "passive bullying"
BingoBoingo: And maybe he'll get revenge with pictures of the gross sutures
BingoBoingo: cazalla: People need to understand the urgency of their situations
cazalla: BingoBoingo: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_madif9XXsg1qfdras.gif <<< that's mean! to tempt his penis while broken
assbot: Democratic Caucus Angry Tammy Duckworth Denied Proxy Vote ... ( http://bit.ly/1F4Pf37 )
BingoBoingo: Oh, the recipient is simply the moon.
kakobrekla: if you have phone camera or a kepler on the other end
kakobrekla: well yeah if you can burn a hole in the universe you can prolly flash to moon
asciilifeform: outdoor laser in usa without approval of the crown -> gasenwagen.
kakobrekla: prolly just like the one ascii has or something
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Prolly can encode BTC transactions in Baudot and send to the moon with lasers
kakobrekla: (the lasers are for the kitties)
kakobrekla: if its going to the moon you need lazers or dunno space elevator
BingoBoingo: So we need BTC to hit the moon already so we can roll our own transoceanic fiber.
kakobrekla: my up/down monitor sez its down also not working for me this time
mike_c: hm. that seems legit. I guess they just have better routes or something.
mike_c: who knows. it does seem too optimistic.