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PeterL: Michigan State will win if they fix the holes exposed by Oregon and Ohio State (Baylor plays a similar spread offence to those teams)
BingoBoingo: They better. We need to start recruiting 300 pounders for our lines so maybe next time we can actually make plays against Alabama by means other than accident.
BingoBoingo: For some definitions of better. Good for them.
BingoBoingo: PeterL: Mizzou got a New Years day game. Happy with the lack of scam there from the SEC.
PeterL: what about football scammers? oh wait, the other SEC (I must ahve been reading too much bowl game previews)
mircea_popescu: heh so the sec is settling with all the actual scammers eh.
PeterL: I put the blog checking onto a separate thread, and now it does not get kicked off from missed pings
PeterL: It was taking time to check blogs for updates, and so would not respond to pings
PeterL: oh, thanks
asciilifeform: wholesome, inoffensive things.
asciilifeform: i mean, they both live here with me
asciilifeform: what do gentoo and emacs to do with it ?
ben_vulpes: identifies the observant
punkman: " They will suddenly see strong randomization where they did not before. There may be a few broken because the have a deeply hidden dependency on determinism. Sorry, but that is what it is going to take."
asciilifeform: the difference - at least, once was - taught in school, wherever folks were introduced to the machine
asciilifeform: for once, i dare suggest that more mundane - most programmers, historically, don't want 'random', but 'random-flavoured but ultimately reproducible' for testing of games, toys, etc
BingoBoingo: Indeed. "To satisfy portable code, srand() may be called to initialize the subsystem. In OpenBSD the seed variable is ignored, and strong random number results will be provided from arc4random(3.) In other systems, the seed variable primes a simplistic deterministic algorithm. If the standardized behavior is required srand_deterministic() can be substituted for srand(), then subsequent rand() calls will return results using the d
mircea_popescu: "The reasons for this are history not known to me, but it might even be linked to Dual_EC_DRBG." <, is, afaik.
mircea_popescu: oh the use of srandom etc. myea.
mircea_popescu: am i the only one that sees the homeric lulz involved ?
mircea_popescu: o wait, there be standards ?
gribble: TCP sequence prediction attack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCP_sequence_prediction_attack>; Multiple Vendor TCP Sequence Number Approximation Vulnerability: <http://www.securityfocus.com/bid/10183/discuss>; TCP Sequence Prediction Attack - The Tech-FAQ: <http://www.tech-faq.com/tcp-sequence-prediction-attack.html>
asciilifeform: ;;google tcp sequence number vulnerability
mircea_popescu: myeah, somethinglike that.
asciilifeform: who recalls the tcp sequence number bugs ?
mircea_popescu: ofcourse the actual random r is a general class solution, and provably stronger than prng r for general applications.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the problem only appears if r values are equal
punkman: so if you hash tx+something, that's not gonna happen
asciilifeform: ok, the 'who' is settled. but the forensic psychiatrist in me is not satisfied - why ?
mircea_popescu: little men in little cubical spaces doing little things in little excel cells.
punkman: it makes sense for this little thing
asciilifeform is breaking his brain trying to grasp who thought it was a good idea, in what application, and why
mircea_popescu: meanwhile it also makes it easier for everyone's wallets to be broken
mircea_popescu: sure, it makes it easier for idiots to use bitcoin,
mircea_popescu: im not all that convinced deterministic generation (nothing random about it) is such a brilliant idea.
punkman: so the Android wallets don't break again
punkman: the R value thing, instead of using RNG, you can just hash tx+key or something like that.
punkman: from linked paper: "The analysis is very disturbing: it appears that the bitcoin core client has NOT yet finalized the process of several security upgrades which propose a solution to this problem (deterministic random generation) event though a first solution was already submitted in January 2013" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: coupla bitcents every week. eventually it adds up to something worth stealing.
asciilifeform: who has publicly cried over a tenth ?
mircea_popescu: normally it's a tenth that or less tho.
asciilifeform: at least problem in the latter is self-correcting
asciilifeform: more ethical to give children blasting caps to play with
mircea_popescu: lemme find this log line for you.
mircea_popescu: obviously the serious ethical violation and outrageous immorality of them having any btc is why <punkman> I hope he doesn't give anything back
mircea_popescu: but he told you.
asciilifeform: the enigma of where a creature involved in this perversion would have obtained btc - remains
mircea_popescu: it's a modern solution to a modern problem. meanwhile actual people can get on with their actual work unmolested.
mircea_popescu: so it works out great for all the parts involved : corporations pay ; their employees are kept out of trouble ; third worlders eat.
mircea_popescu: and for the masturbated, "let the superior white man do things for you for a few dollars"
asciilifeform: but you don't move the 'sim
mircea_popescu: it's essentially for the masturbator "play an elaborate sort of sims while pretending to be at work"
asciilifeform: never would have conceived of the reverse.
asciilifeform: lol! i imagined that the masturbee must pay the masturbator, in such an arrangement
mircea_popescu: so, all over the world right now, tons of people wasting each other's time in pairs, like retarded marmocets trying to move a ball across the field.
mircea_popescu: the software platform this nonsense happens on is teamviewer (and before that, and to some degree supporting it today, skype)
mircea_popescu: promote a particularly insane view of hiring, where to hire someone for an hour is essentially a nonsexual camwhoring arrangement. you're to tell the op what to do, as micromanagement-y as moving their own hands.
mircea_popescu: inept "hiring"/"outsourcing" websites, modelled after get a freelancer (which has been in fact on an insane buying spree, they recently swallowed up warrior forum - the epicenter of those idiotic "infoproducts" consisting of yellow underlined text and a fetishistic "box" with reflections and whatnot)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform by now it's this very special social behaviour, lemme tell you the long story.
asciilifeform: five minute research suggests that folks began to use 'teamviewer' and similar orifices for remote control of winblows/mac machines from toy computer
assbot: blockchainwallet comments on VICTIM: 100 Bitcoins STOLEN from blockchain.info Wallet during the Security Leak 12/7/2014 ... ( http://bit.ly/1yJ6iGk )
asciilifeform: but, as i understood, backorifice was thought to be obsolete since xp ver. 3 when microshit baked it right into winblows
mircea_popescu: o it did ? thjen nm me
undata: by people who think having your network use static IPs is more secure
undata: stuff like that is installed on every "point of sale" system on earth, too
asciilifeform: from the last article mentioning it - appears to be exactly 'back orifice'
mircea_popescu: "take off your clothes. jack off. vote this on reddit."
mircea_popescu: there's going to be a special agency specialised in giving orders to random derps via teamviewer.
mircea_popescu: is to play the teamviewer bdsm mistress for free.
mircea_popescu: what the us ~~~citizen~~~ expects of its government, after the tsa-at-airport free masturbation test drive
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw, that's the future. fucking teamviewer.
undata: please thief, have a heart!
punkman: "One of these address' is mine, can you place contact me, I can provide proof with screen shots or teamview."
punkman: "Dude you took from my address, I was saving up for my family for christmas and you went and stolen it this morning.. Please have the heart to give it back, PMing you now"
punkman: this joehoe guy made a nice sum today
asciilifeform: (when first heard of this scandal, assumed it was a server-side snafu)
asciilifeform: 'what you don't know, won't hurt you. it will only decapitate you in one bite and eat the carcass for lunch.'
asciilifeform: bci << assuming story is genuine, betcha folks will still make glassy eyes 'wtf, academic' when told about rng and ecdsa nonces
undata: I think one of Ron Paul's best thoughts was to allow competition of currencies
mod6: i imagine these guys just sit there allday looking at pornhub and playing flappy bird on their new galaxy 5s IF they even show up to the session
undata: there are a small but nonzero amount of US politicians that are pro-market and anti-war
mod6: those ten probably just hit the wrong voting button. margin of error or something.
mircea_popescu: This dangerous legislation passed today, December 4, with only ten (!) votes against! Only ten legislators are concerned over the use of blatant propaganda and falsehoods to push such reckless saber-rattling toward Russia. Amash, Duncan, Grayson, Hastings, Jones, Massie, McDermott, Miller, O’Rourke, Rohrabacher.
undata: the US constitution and laws resulted in this; this is therefore what a USA *does*
undata: reminds me of various family members... "if we'd only get back to the *constitution*!"
undata: poor guy thought the US myth was a real thing
mircea_popescu: in a word, members of congress aren't really that far above executive associates at jack in the box.
mircea_popescu: "How does Congress get away with such blatant falsehoods? Do Members not even bother to read these resolutions before voting?"
undata: I admire old cranky bastards that stick to their guns
mircea_popescu: he's been stuck there what, 70 years ?
mircea_popescu: i wonder what it's like, you know, man captive in the monkey cage @ zoo.
undata: I've met him a few times
mircea_popescu: "Paragraph 16 of the resolution condemns Russia for selling arms to the Assad government in Syria. It does not mention, of course, that those weapons are going to fight ISIS – which we claim is the enemy -- while the US weapons supplied to the rebels in Syria have actually found their way into the hands of ISIS!"
mircea_popescu: also used for the skin itself tho.
jurov: how is that cut in the cloth called in english?
mircea_popescu: jurov http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/media/2113/rpilogo-final.gif << doesn't this look sorta like a toilet bowl ?
assbot: The Romanian language for other people. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yJ0Tin )
mircea_popescu: mats http://trilema.com/2014/the-romanian-language-for-other-people/#comment-110501 but hey, props for first try.
asciilifeform always wondered if 'rentalstarter' walks perilously close to the electric fence described therein
mircea_popescu: being the most democratically advanced democratic advancement.