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assbot: White Christmas (Black Mirror) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/13JVsDP )
adlai: oooh! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(Black_Mirror) thank you santa!
assbot: Be Right Back (Black Mirror) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/13JVgV9 )
adlai: ah, that's what the orlov post reminds me of! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back_(Black_Mirror)
adlai: the lines between faking dead social media profiles, faking a living person's profile (that they don't know of), and creating profiles for a person never even born - are quite fine.
adlai: ok, the orlov piece is good. i'll settle for equally obligatory.
jurov: future will end the obituaries "Created by Facebook"
assbot: Meet Mr. Bitcoin and Curly the dog, mascots of the Bitcoin Bowl or whatever - SBNation.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1x7HyHh )
punkman: "“Thanks @KimDotcom for the vouchers–you’re the reason we stopped the attacks. @MegaPrivacy is an awesome service,” Lizard Squad tweeted, confirming the successful intervention."
assbot: Kim "Santa" Dotcom Stops Xbox and Playstation Attacks | TorrentFreak ... ( http://bit.ly/13JNJpt )
BingoBoingo: Yes. Call out comment point scores. 6 from 5 comments. Way to wound a man's ego.
assbot: Now Whitehall's crazy eco zealots want to ban your gas cooker, writes CHRISTOPHER BOOKER | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1xnOB0k )
ben_vulpes: i don't know shit about shinola, though.
ben_vulpes: on the other hand, why not code it right in...
Azelphur: why wouldn't it be? that's the JSONRPC interface, which is HTTP
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/bitcoinrpc.cpp#L1927 << lovin the html coded right into bitcoin
assbot: Reminder: Bitcoin Bowl Today | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1vgLsrQ )
punkman: davout: who decided, and why, that the contents should be gpg signed ? << it was mp's spec. even if you don't want to tie messages to identity, need some kind of access control and WoT works well for that
davout: guess i didn't see the spec
davout: who decided, and why, that the contents should be gpg signed ?
davout: what made you decide on requiring the contents to be gpg signed ?
assbot: Logged on 01-12-2014 15:03:57; punkman: while we're on the topic, I want to make a service that fetches a URL, hashes contents, and then bundles and notarizes those. thoughts?
davout: iirc that's absolutely not how the deeds system is implemented
davout: the bot doesn't, and shouldn't, know about the actual data it is timestamping
punkman: can do this with existing bot, if you compress it to 32kb or less
davout: just sha256 it and send that to the bot
punkman: ben_vulpes: you just send pic to some bot
davout: why would this require keys on the phone ?
ben_vulpes: not terrifically diddle-resistant tho
davout: i was thinking about it the other day, about how it might make sense to embed some variant of it in a smartphone photo app >> take a pic, boom proof of existence
ben_vulpes: well i'm going to try to sleep again
punkman: davout, no it's dead at the moment
davout: deeds.bitcoin-assets.com isn't very informative in this regard, but maybe it's just me being too lazy to actually figure out how to talk to punkbot
ben_vulpes: that was a stated goal though, correct?
punkman: yeah someone was cashing out the faucet
ben_vulpes: davout: seemed to at the time
davout: punkman: does the deeds system actually work?
punkman: oh shit they rebranded XBMC, "Due to the potential for typo-bugs and breakage from Kodi renaming YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO MAKE A FULL BACKUP before performing a manual update and perform a “Reset System Settings to defaults (Soft Reset)” after the update."
punkman: there's an mplayer fork that's allegedly better http://mpv.io/
punkman: even puny first-gen xbox with XBMC worked better than this
punkman: so in the bin it goes
punkman: but I got other things to rage at
punkman: it might work if I start recompiling everything to cutting edge version
jurov: wouldn't be beyond them to have exposed rs422 points somewhere, or at least a backdoor
punkman: nobody seems to have hacked one of these yet
jurov: <BingoBoingo> [20141226 04:56] cazalla: Well, Jurov dropped the link. << actually BingoBoingo pm'd me "act like you've discovered it" jkjk
adlai: y u hate the planet
punkman: too bad I can't ssh to it
punkman: was trying to turn off all energy savings and picture "enhancement" features on TV yesterday, found out it runs FreeBSD
adlai: well thank you, how goes the deeding? :P
punkman: how goes the scalpeling adlai
adlai: the Right Thing™ would be to use cl-json instead of st-, and schematize everything
adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-12-2014#960660 << the problem is all the damn json ☝︎
adlai: no, because github cache traffic stats
adlai: you could just clone the damn thing, make me feel better when i obsess over my traffic stats
assbot: i got a chapstick that was on bargain but then I realize I don't have lips why did the freemarket betray me
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=inbread | A mispelling of the word "inbred". Yeah, I know, sad.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Havelock | Oct 11, 2014 ... Havelock. A small shit hole outside of the slightly larger shit hole called petitcodiac. It has a high level of inbreads. Guy 1: you live in Havelock!
adlai wants to see his work shattered to bits by the invisible hand
adlai: ok traders. pls, xmas is over, i want some volume now. thx.
adlai: it may not want to be walked, but when did that ever stop a determined dogsitter?
adlai: this code isn't really used in scalpl yet, i'm kinda manually hacking together a shitty version of what this could eventually become
ben_vulpes: all i've read that you've written is scalpl
adlai: this is the first baby step in my journey to reinvent parallel computer
adlai: when was that? chances are those willies are nothing compared to what you'll get from https://github.com/adlai/scalpl/blob/master/actor.lisp
ben_vulpes: odds are better that i'm just a barbarian though
ben_vulpes: gave me the willies when first i looked at it
adlai: well damnit how am i supposed to get better
ben_vulpes: no thx, i've got other fishies to fry.
adlai isn't asking for any keys though, just handing out code like it's a positive-sum game
adlai: one of the give-me-your-exchange-API-keys-and-i'll-make-you-money
ben_vulpes: i think i know the guy
adlai doesn't know of anybody specific who's hunting scalpl, but knows of at least one person who said that open sourcing it is braindeadingly retarted and that it'll get hunted to death immediately.
adlai: you could say that scalpl passively hunts any and every bot that uses market orders
adlai: problem is that net-profitable over X months or Y volume is no guarantee of future performance, and not considering past execution is a little silly
adlai is still amazed that it was net-profitable without this little reflection
ben_vulpes: what do they do?
adlai: these may have been the most important 15 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) of the past like three months
adlai: pretty sure i glanced the peak for a sec there, but i'm rapidly descending. fuck.
adlai trying to code
adlai: then they got flying tackled by their own hubris, but that's nonamabusiness
adlai: well, they found themselves at the three point line with nobody nearby, so they tried to make the best of the situation
adlai: that's a lie though, there is no shortage of caffeine
adlai: now i'm in the weird position of being out of drugs, but the workday has just begun
adlai: for the record, i think that's a shame and a sin, and that y'all are a little silly for this - but that may be the guinness speaking, or jack, or johnny. who knows.
adlai: this is not surprising. this channel has strong ideologies and discusses them in hyperbolized monochrome, and absolute certainty polarizes absolutely.
adlai: asciilifeform: the purpose is crystal clear. for somebody out there, this channel and/or its pervading mentality represents something they are against, and they gave their best shot to hinder its growth
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Well, Jurov dropped the link. NinjaSpamzor is a moderator or some shit on that venue though.
cazalla: given BingoBoingo posted in the original thread, i am inclined to think he responsible for said hijinxs :P
asciilifeform: can we get king of nk in the wot ?
assbot: How to kill Americans with geometry: A North Korean propaganda film for kids - The Week ... ( http://bit.ly/1zD4lNk )
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> no ordinary spam. some bozo put in actual sweat for no immediately apparent purpose. << All spam involves those elements. This just takes it to a different level...
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: What sort of person cares enough to burn time spamming?
asciilifeform: saffron << real puzzler here. who the hell pulls that kind of gag, and why ?
hanbot: heya thestringpuller, thx, tho ninjaderpgun would be impossible to unfunnicize
asciilifeform: now which one of you jokers conceived of that one.
assbot: /SexyMissSaffron lol, is this really you? https://t.co/3FSQtTmE4w
decimation: it's amusing to see an argument of the form "I'm doing action X which tends to result in Y, but only trolls would believe that I want the result Y because reason R"
kakobrekla: yea lets not rehash this or else its gonna end in fuck you.
Luke-Jr: and my point was that the trolls' claim is ridiculous, since I have no incentive to block gambling at all