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ben_vulpes: writing a thing
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thestringpuller: Pretty much like an outage but there wasn't an outage at all, so it had to be DDOS.
thestringpuller: it was pretty bad they disconnected me for 40 minutes off the backbone
thestringpuller: I think that last netsplit resulted in my getting ddosed
ben_vulpes: i can't wait for bandwidth to get expensive again
nubbins`: ^ this is the creator messing with it
nubbins`: and will literally hit brown notes if connected to a proper sound system
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nubbins`: which you play in through the clock sync port
ben_vulpes: how does the sound get into it?
nubbins`: except they were kind enough to release an SDK, written in C, on github ;o
nubbins`: you have to use an iphone app to load new samples onto it
nubbins`: so i have this korg sample sequencer, and it comes with 100 built-in sounds
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ben_vulpes: i'm trying to get a book deal
ben_vulpes: enjoy this instead
nubbins`: i regret trying to help
nubbins`: you could piss in this man's face and tell him his lips are dry, he'd reach for the balm
nubbins`: or just copying random words and pasting them into sentences
nubbins`: like... dude, are you even having the same conversation as us?
nubbins`: see quoted text for context
punkman: ah two weeks old, pardon me
punkman: "In some conceivable but unlikely scenarios, you might see incoming transactions as having 6+ confirmations when the transactions are actually invalid"
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cazalla: so is this 2gb wood carving tutorial worth the dl or does the thread provide enough lulz?
ben_vulpes: oh yeah that
ben_vulpes: don't just stand there, man!
nubbins`: AlexWkz try putting your nickserv password into your network settings
ben_vulpes: how does that work
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nubbins`: wait that's not right
nubbins`: ^ quicker than putting chrome into focus
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ben_vulpes: just write the regex okay?
ben_vulpes: you guys gotta stop bringing these scams around here
cazalla: pete_dushenski, everybody's talk at you but you can't hear a word they're saying.. just driving 'round in saddam's car
nubbins`: i suspect smoothie from the forums is kinda stupid
punkman: "Beyond that, this is the season when i import all my wood to get me through the next year. That means on average i have from 1 to 5 trucks showing up a week, 1 or 2 shipments coming through customs i need to keep on top of, and also a dozen employees to keep track of."
pete_dushenski: in fact, i've named my mercedes just that: "saddam"
punkman: the end with the laser pointer and text that says "hey first piece I lazered"
ben_vulpes: lol just here for the zingers
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: it actually shows the grain remarkably well, and nondestructively to boot
ben_vulpes: i scrubbed to 1 hour in, saw the burns, bailed
nubbins`: much more so than, say, oil
nubbins`: i guess it brings out the grain
nubbins`: did you get to the part where he sprays water on the wood?
nubbins`: i'm all "why didn't he laser the entire background if he's gonna do this?"
ben_vulpes: http://hyperfool.com/ufcknubbins.mp4 << ah shit 1 hour in loving the burns
punkman: you could do the same job with a dull spoon I think
nubbins`: but that would definitely qualify as "getting out of hand"
nubbins`: i'm tempted to go get the design laser etched onto a piece myself
nubbins`: the whole thing is actually etched before the camera is turned on
nubbins`: punkman fullscreen that shit
ben_vulpes: nubbins` this comes back to the trouble of identifying malice vs incompetence
punkman: nubbins, oh it looked like pencil, but then I wondered about the outer circles
nubbins`: maybe the man is mentally ill
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: parked for the weekend
nubbins`: then the guy just runs his dremel around the already-engraved letter
nubbins`: punkman i'm not sure why nobody is mentioning that the design is already laser etched into the fuckin piece when the video starts
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: how's the ride?
ben_vulpes: metsuno you're going to get expelled hanging out here
mircea_popescu: anyway, im off. take it easy ye buncha socialists.
mircea_popescu: i thought the ddos derp crapped out earlier.
punkman: http://hyperfool.com/ufcknubbins.mp4 < lol this guy, 1 hour to carve one huge N and he can't even do a straight line. just digging on the wood with all the wrong rotarytool bits.
mircea_popescu: man on stationary bike isn't catching any trains.
ben_vulpes: certainly not hang out with the asshats.
ben_vulpes: in order to do what precisely with bitcoin?
ben_vulpes: it's amusing to watch everyone manually patch the closed source turdball to cope with each successive os x upgrade
ben_vulpes: amusingly, oleg andreev abandoned the only decent gui client for 'git' on os x
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ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/10/25_notes-on-increasing-the-maximum-bitcoin-block-size-or-why-it-aint-happenin.html << hey ben_vulpes did gavin ever respond to that one ? << hey this one actually doesn't read too poorly a few months later
ben_vulpes: "main chain" << the ambiguous bit?
mircea_popescu: "the winner of world war three was a good man, right ?
mircea_popescu: you're talking of ambiguous things as if they were specified.
ben_vulpes: the fork-block didn't make it into the main chain, correct?
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> then it'd be heiress Herrin Herring << who opens up an earing shop, obviously
mircea_popescu: " do ops frantically get on the horn to get their block into the long chain?" << through that process.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell thestrin1puller ffs thestringpuller fix your bouncer
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pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: come to think of it, mitch has been by assets before but under a pseudonym
ben_vulpes: what actually happened there? i thought the forked chain was rejected?
hanbot: <ben_vulpes> how was the strip club, hanbot? << no buttered strip clubs for me, thanks, i'm off to play the grand piano
mircea_popescu: in practice either whichever they hear first or whichever has better likely outcomes
ben_vulpes: do ops frantically get on the horn to get their block into the long chain?
ben_vulpes: in practice though
mircea_popescu: from the protocol pov, it's arbitrary.
ben_vulpes: anyways, how does this work in practice: 2 mining pools release a block (B, C), building off the prev (A) - do miners arbitrarily choose which child block to continue building on?
ben_vulpes: i'm rarin to go harin' after herrin herring
ben_vulpes: aw i fucked the genders there didn't i
ben_vulpes: that's how the staff'll address my she-spawn
pete_dushenski: then he said "oh, what about this conference?" and i told him to leave a comment if he was interested
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes her heirettes might toss good salad ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: anyways, mitch sends me the off pgp-gram, and i recently sent him to the trilema jobs board
mircea_popescu: better than male. no hairs.
ben_vulpes: no females in that set
pete_dushenski: i don't think he's done his 6 months tho, not seriously
pete_dushenski: i poked him to figure out pgp, he did