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mircea_popescu: so there's no confusion if i'm gettingserviced by oliver bussmann or by his mom.
mircea_popescu: ideally they patent the particular way in which they suck my cock.
Vexual: einstein would be sitting there, drunk as fuck in austria, thinking, "nah thats the same shit"
decimation: I'm thinking of zurich insurance
cazalla: pete_dushenski, ty
cazalla: asciilifeform, this one is new but UBS have mentioned it before
asciilifeform: wasn't that an old idiocy ?
mircea_popescu: there you go, who asked if to own or to burn ? to this.
assbot: UBS Group's CIO Wants To Throw Bitcoin Under The Buss | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz8Xm4 )
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/02/ubs-groups-cio-wants-to-throw-bitcoin-under-the-buss/ << lol ubs wants a "blockchain technology" separated from bitcoin
pete_dushenski: cazalla "negative media attention Bitcoin reguarly receives in the media" << regularly
mircea_popescu: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/316/303/2ae.jpg << for the record, satoshi also co-authored the original not-a-mary-sue
asciilifeform: e us so they can be the true leaders of the bitcoin community too.' << win
asciilifeform: 'We, the true "only official foundation of Bitcoin" declare ourselves the new leaders. Our main goal will be hookers and blow for everyone! Our main concern will be beer and Bitcoin of course. We will represent the bitcoin community from now on in the correct way to the outside world and all important people need to bow to us and bribe us to get a foot in the door. It will also be lucrative for the people in power to infiltrat
mircea_popescu: i thought this was highly personal and entirely idiosyncratic a view
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> it's this particular concoction of the forcible solipsism of crusoe with the narcissism of a fifteen year old boy that grew up alone among cows, with the desperation of a dying beggar on the dark side of the moon. << ahahaha best review evar
decimation: access to memory containing this key."
decimation: decimation: i wonder if the device keys have even been 'phuctored' ever. << "CMs MUST store and maintain the CM Device Certificate RSA private/public key pairs. The CM MUST store the CM Device Certificate private keys in a manner that deters unauthorized disclosure and modification. Also, CMs SHOULD prevent debugger tools from reading the CM Device Certificate private key in production devices by restricting or blocking physical
mircea_popescu: and if you look at the place's history... those wolves that ate boston... their teeth are still visible in the striations of the skins of these people.
mircea_popescu: it's this particular concoction of the forcible solipsism of crusoe with the narcissism of a fifteen year old boy that grew up alone among cows, with the desperation of a dying beggar on the dark side of the moon.
mircea_popescu: about a farmer. who was in debt. who was married to a marry sue, whose published novel saves the farm.
mircea_popescu: but then!!11 for it has a c. then her husband , who you know, was hoping to be able to enjoy a drink in a bar without being laughed into the ground sometime before he dies completely forbade any further writings
mircea_popescu: right ? TOTALLY TURNED IT ON THEM WITH HER WITS
mircea_popescu: but then, for it doesn't end there! then she confronted teh comedy goldminers by saying that "they each paid a quarter to see a fool, but she's been paid 50 bux and sees a roomfull of fools"
assbot: Have some chocolate cake. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz5gge )
mircea_popescu: the move from "laughed their ass at me" to "didn't like" ? blaming the band ? here : http://trilema.com/2015/have-some-chocolate-cake/#comment-111925
mircea_popescu: a) claimed that the poor arrangement / band / etc were the reason people "didn't like" her 2nd performance.
asciilifeform: i was expecting a reference to the maths girl
mircea_popescu: but she persevered. the exact manners in which she persevered are, to me, the best summary of the american spirit that can be had.
mircea_popescu: this was a simple woman who couldn't write, that infatuated herself with the notion that she can produce poetry
asciilifeform wonders whether, if mircea_popescu offered a bounty, one of the flunkies would walk in with 'smoking gun' dirt
assbot: Literara este grea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz528X )
mircea_popescu: lemme dig up that woman.
mircea_popescu: it's just this font of lulz, like, hm... quintessentially american to me.
asciilifeform: see also the reddit incident
mircea_popescu: the best part of tradecraft is that it is so god damned hard to do well.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform check out this funny happenstance : once bb dropped the philippines bomb ? 20 mb thread suddenly of no further interest, off first page etc.
mircea_popescu: kinda why one should not waste time.
asciilifeform: there is a whole not-very-well-hidden world of what one might call 'cardinal richelieu' ('...six words of the honest man!') infrastructure, waiting for command from usg to send 'd34th thr34tz!!!1111!!!' to some crowned head that are Provably!111! from your house, when the time comes
assbot: Logged on 28-08-2014 03:56:01; asciilifeform: there is also the tired, old, mundane 'there is a kilo of cocaine in your toilet tank' theorem.
asciilifeform: decimation: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-08-2014#813119 << old thread, relevant ☝︎
mircea_popescu: don't lol mr, my work on this topic has been reviewed by internet csseconomists and other lolexperts. plus oleg leganza.
mircea_popescu: trivial on this basis to show it will be < 1 year
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'm not certain that a scan taking >year is worth much
asciilifeform: decimation: i wonder if the device keys have even been 'phuctored' ever.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> can also scan the old-fashioned way but then add two or three zeros to time required. << yes, but cheap enough :)
asciilifeform: where the tap is placed surprisingly close downstream to the 'last mile'
asciilifeform: there is a tradition in usa of 'deniable' snooping
decimation: who keeps that keylist?
decimation: aye. but the problem with this system is that they have put all their eggs in the manufacturer's basket
asciilifeform: ^ that comes from isp tap, no need for diddled modems
decimation: your traffic is for the eyes of those who are authorized to have it
asciilifeform: there is also the matter of guaranteeing that the equipment cannot be repurposed for any sane use
decimation: cable companies don't want mickey mouse crypto to cause some kind of pr incident
decimation: well, there's another agenda here too
asciilifeform: reading - already trivial
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah presumably if they wanted the packets they would just squeeze the ip stack at the isp
assbot: 9 results for 'toilet tank' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=toilet+tank
asciilifeform: !s toilet tank
asciilifeform: the escrow can have -only one- purpose - to let nice folks at usg forge packets as 'provably' from your house.
asciilifeform: decimation: the funny part isn't any of this, but that wtf is the point, isp has plaintext of your packets necessarily, anyway
decimation: well, the amusing part is the key escrow
Vexual: if youre making a node box, youd better have somewhere to plug in a miner
punkman: asciilifeform: yeah I'm not sure it should be removed, the foundation shall decide. it was good for practice anyway
asciilifeform: satoshi's miner is valuable for the same reason as the rest of that piece of shit
decimation: aye, the cpu mining code can come with
asciilifeform: decimation: but imho it is unwise to throw away satoshi's miner so lightly
Vexual: im sure they are
asciilifeform: Vexual: has to be a *physical* box
decimation: asciilifeform: surely the miner need not be part of the same binary turdball?
Vexual: japanese torrentboxes are abundant
asciilifeform: but idea being, if dropped on alpha centauri with the RI, ought to be able to start using bitcoin immediately ☟︎
decimation: lol "The CM MUST be able to process certificate serial number values containing 20 octets or fewer. The CM MUST accept certificates that have serial numbers that are negative or zero."
asciilifeform: punkman: hence ought to contain an example of miner.
decimation: we'll keep the keys though thanks
asciilifeform: punkman: i actually must confess that i disagree
punkman: btw the patch that got lost in the tubes: http://dpaste.com/2EG2F1K.txt
decimation: used for authentication. The CM MUST use the CM Device Certificate issued from the new PKI when authenticating with a DOCSIS 3.1 or higher CMTS. The CM is to use the CM Device Certificate issued from the legacy PKI when authenticating with a DOCSIS 3.0 or older version of DOCSIS CMTS."
decimation: ah "The CM MUST have two factory installed CM Device Certificates (and their associated private keys). The CM MUST have a CM Device Certificate installed that is issued from the new PKI. The CM MUST have a CM Device Certificate installed that is issued from the legacy PKI. The CM MUST have the same RSA public key in the CM Device Certificate as the RSA public key in the BPKM Attributes depending upon which CM Device Certificate is
asciilifeform: toy crypto - it's not just a bad idea, it's the law! (TM)
asciilifeform: decimation: ahahaha there we go
punkman: asciilifeform: question is where to host massscan instance
asciilifeform: (for non-u.s. folks: the harshest searches are reserved for folks flying -in- at present)
Vexual: even if just to check if your dna is the same as when you arrived
BingoBoingo: If not already a thing.
BingoBoingo would not be surprised if traveler leaving US get quarentined for "Health Screenings" in the not to distant future.
assbot: Our thoughts are also with the measles-ravaged country America. I hope we are screening them before they come to Africa.
asciilifeform: also it absolutely has to happen from outside usa, for reasons
asciilifeform: can also scan the old-fashioned way but then add two or three zeros to time required.
asciilifeform: and prefers to diddle a physical NIC directly, even.
asciilifeform: (it uses custom tcp stack)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see the linked 'mass scan' readme.
asciilifeform: but probably safe to ignore these
asciilifeform: iirc, the latest phoundation edition is able to use ipv6
asciilifeform: for a less-than-gargantuan pipe, this scales down in the obvious statistical way.
asciilifeform: and, if gargantuan pipes can be had, to query addr lists and then graph wizardry
asciilifeform: and once scanned, the logical next step is to query versions
asciilifeform: punkman: i specifically did not mean 'use publicly available site which may or may not actually scan in the way printed on the box, and may or may not censor or otherwise diddle shown results'
asciilifeform: and, what gets used as the block cipher ?
asciilifeform: decimation: i can't be arsed to wade through spec, but didja find who generates key?