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pete_dushenski: hmm, a theory developeth
pete_dushenski: or maybe it was around the same time
pete_dushenski: ya i started trading stocks on my parents' accounts before i was much interested in girls
chetty: can't be having people do things, must have experts and authorities run our lives you know
mircea_popescu: 15 years that means since you were what, 16 ?
pete_dushenski: 'you've been a successful investor for 15 years but that was just luck so you should trust a random hobo now'
mircea_popescu: cazalla / bingoboingo : just in case you were wondering where the ftp server went, turns out cpanel decided to upgrade stuff on the 23rd, failed to get pureftpd upgraded correctly, decided it's no longer needed and nuked it.
pete_dushenski: "Pete, you should either give your money to a qualified money manager or go back to work." << kids and their ideas about success
fluffypony: pete_dushenski: analogous to "The fraud came as a surprise. He seemed like such a nice guy. I definitely didn't expect him to scam anyone."
pete_dushenski: "Abraham says: “Fraud in Apple Pay… came as a surprise to all” " << mhm. right.
assbot: Apple Pay: a new frontier for scammers | Technology | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1GKYje1 )
punkman: more likely whoever owns the apple store
pete_dushenski: cazalla: i'm guessing banks issuing the credit cards
cazalla: who eats the chargeback? apple?
pete_dushenski: but it's somehow cash that's dangerous
pete_dushenski: "The crooks have not broken the secure encryption around Apple Pay’s fingerprint-activated wireless payment mechanism. Instead, they are setting up new iPhones with stolen personal information, and then calling banks to “provision” the victim’s card on the phone to use it to buy goods. "
pete_dushenski: "Criminals in the US are using the new Apple Pay mobile payment system to buy high-value goods – often from Apple Stores – with stolen identities and credit card details." << le shock!
ben_vulpes: pretty bad dancing in that video tho
ben_vulpes: babe's got great tits
assbot: France wants companies to make appliances that last longer - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1EcXo6h )
gabriel_laddel: mircea_popescu: btw, many SK girls get plastic surgery to look more western. If you ever spend enough time with them you'll start to see the differences between koreans and 'koreans'
ben_vulpes: so they baked "free usg thermorecal exams" into the protocol
assbot: A Guide To Buying 5000 Ether/Bitcoin, 2.5x More Than Ethereum's Genesis Sale Offers | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1GKT3XF )
pete_dushenski: given that mp's short contract date is fast approaching, this seems quite relevant
pete_dushenski: "When deep in nitty gritty of development you sometimes forget quite how world-altering the technology you’re creating is, which is probably just as well since the gravity of the matter at hand would be continually distracting. "
pete_dushenski: While this looked like a good direction to be going in, a swift audit of Vitalik and Matt’s initial algorithm by Tim Hughes (ex-Director of Technology at Frontier Developments and expert in low-level CPU and GPU operation and optimisation) showed major flaws. "
pete_dushenski: Since our blockchain has a number of important differences with the Bitcoin blockchain (mainly in transaction density), stemming from the extremely short 12s block time we’re aiming for, we would have to use not the blockchain data itself like Hashimoto but rather an artifcially created dataset, done with an algorithm known as Dagger (yes, some will remember it as Vitalik’s first and flawed attempt at a memo
pete_dushenski: "Proof-of-Concept releases VII and VIII were released. NatSpec, “natural language specification format” and the basis of our transaction security was prototyped and integrated. Under Marek’s watch, now helped by Fabian, ethereum.js is truly coming of age with a near source-level compatibility with Solidity on contract interaction and support for the typed ABI with calling and events, the latter providing h ☟︎
pete_dushenski: "I also finished the first draft of ICAP, the Ethereum Inter-exchange Client Address Protocol, an IBAN-compatible system for referencing and transacting to client accounts aimed to streamline the process of transfering funds, worry-free between exchanges and, ultimately, make KYC and AML pains a thing of the past."
pete_dushenski: "We are also in the process of forming partnerships with third parties in the industry; George, Jutta and myself managing this process; I’m happy to announce that at least three exchanges will be supporting Ether from day one on their trading platforms (details of which we’ll annouce soon), with more exchanges to follow."
pete_dushenski: douglas adams is a charming way of overcoming the rage
pete_dushenski: the number of spoon-feeding, hand-holding signs present in the western world is atrocious
ben_vulpes: i see this sign every morning, yet this morning it brought to mind your...reprinting of the adams short.
ben_vulpes: cazalla: come now, nobody knows who you are or the girls are
cazalla: gabriel_laddel, maybe one day if she moves away or they're no longer friends but would be a bit strange for me to share pics of her on irc
ben_vulpes: wait hang on there was context for this conversation
ben_vulpes: cazalla: yeah, just crack open the girl's facebook
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: ha! she enjoyed it i take it ?
gabriel_laddel: cazalla: wtf is this 'asking' you speak of
ben_vulpes: i read it to lady v on our morning stroll for great lulz.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: thanks for that adams short.
cazalla: gabriel_laddel, sure, just let me ask the missus for pics of her friend from facebook :P ☟︎
cazalla: my missus has a china doll in her mum's group, she is one of the best chinese women i've seen and we have truckloads of em here down under
asciilifeform invites interested readers to carry out own inquiries
gabriel_laddel: and I know her irl, she is drunk in the 2nd photo ☟︎
asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel: complicated. phytoestrogens in rice, soy are part of the story
gabriel_laddel: lol it's the same girl
gabriel_laddel: asciilifeform: nah, the Chinese have a class system thing going on.
asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel: take'em to usa and feed for six months or so (not longer!)
gabriel_laddel: mircea_popescu: those girls were south korean iirc
Vexual checks an app cannon on the horizon
Vexual: its an and or thing
assbot: FAA Says Commercial Drone Operators Need Exemption. But Doesn't Prosecute Those Flying Without One. - Forbes ... ( http://bit.ly/1GKObBK )
asciilifeform: http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngoglia/2015/02/13/faa-says-commercial-drone-operators-need-exemption-but-doesnt-prosecute-those-flying-without-one << official liar lies, suddenly making the story considerably more interesting
cazalla: collins class? they are diesel
Vexual: we do, but they are very noisy
Vexual: why can't i catch a nuke sub to somewhere?
asciilifeform: 'The proposed architecture is novel or unusual for commercial transport airplanes by enabling connection to previously isolated data networks connected to systems that perform functions required for the safe operation of the airplane.'
asciilifeform had the idea roughly a decade ago, but no application.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, that is ofn and yahoo paid a pretty penny from memory
asciilifeform: and there is no reason why this apparatus - or a slightly scaled down one - could not function as a 'milking machine'
asciilifeform: 'peristaltic' version is exactly the above, except the track is of non-uniform thickness (roughly sinusoidal along its length)
asciilifeform: which direction did they prefer
mircea_popescu: til yahoo owns tumblr
mod6: trinque: awesome thanks!
asciilifeform: the subject on the right looks like an anthropomorphic 'cock'n'balls'
mircea_popescu: more like track than belt sander rly.
asciilifeform: the idea of toroidal 'belt sander' as dildatron
asciilifeform: damnit, here i was, thinking i'd actually invented something useful, l0l
mircea_popescu: its main advantage tho, is that it reduces any need for friction.
mircea_popescu: was not. fucking complicated even without involving the cameras.
mircea_popescu: basically a flatish torus, looks like a cylinder from outside
mircea_popescu: best intro to fisting.
asciilifeform: and which - toroidal, or wave ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform amusingly, i actually had this design made, and tried on live girls.
ben_vulpes: but you'll have to tell me how effective they are, asciilifeform.
ben_vulpes: i think augur designs exist approximating this.
asciilifeform: (much unexplored design space in dildonics. for instance, a cylindrical/topologically-toroidal 'conveyor' with belt that recirculates through inner hollow, could product impression of infinite length)
asciilifeform: anyway, travelling-wave dildo doesn't seem to exist, and i never knew why
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is not thinking of the rest of anatomy
ben_vulpes: a million times no.
asciilifeform: pet: 'i agree with this statement'
mircea_popescu: why hate the celenterate!
asciilifeform: a 'turbosquid' ought not to be anything but a powered, peristaltic, multi-tentacular autodildatron.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: this raises and interesting question, hypothetically TurboSquid is WoT endorsed company. Would the artists be required to be WoT endorsed too?
decimation: and another question: is it possible for a universal suffrage democracy to tolerate actual dissent?
decimation: so my question is: why doesn't this happen in the us - all sorts of crazy 'reforms' are pushed down by the center
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes im tryin to help.
mircea_popescu: decimation this is true.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: well that doesn't sound like any fun now
mircea_popescu: unless turbosquid guy shows up in wot turbosquid dun exist.
decimation: this happened mere months after the revolution was proclaimed to be 'of the people', 'for human rights', 'freedom', etc
thestringpuller: That pretty much is turbosquid just, with USD.
thestringpuller: " strategically speaking I intend to create a digital services marketplace, and would very much like to use the large and varied needs of Eulora acquisition to seed that platform"
decimation: you know after the national convention took over and started calling for massive troop levies, the Vendée rose up with pitchforks and starting executing anyone who appeared to be a revolutionary
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: pretty sure you've described the bitcoin version of it here: http://trilema.com/2014/smg-april-2014-statement/
mircea_popescu: that is a literal rather than metaphorical description.
mircea_popescu: Political collapse will be resisted, and the way it will be resisted is by starting as many wars as possible, to produce a vast backdrop of failure to serve as a rationale for all sorts of “emergency measures,” << i said this a number of times, but it bears repeating : if this happens every usg employee, past or present, hangs by his guts.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: now for to find some time to 'play' 'games'
mircea_popescu: "Military success is unimportant, because failure is even better for maintaining order by forcing through various emergency security measures than success." << this is known as the "north korea" versio of us future. because obviously best kim is in a state of imagined war with an imagined world.