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nubbins`: his meals while at home consist entirely of take-out fish & chips and chicken fingers
nubbins`: anyway, despite the fact that this guy works as a cook at various 4-star restaurants
Vexual: youre in the wrong spot
nubbins`: so then nothing
mircea_popescu: so then.
Vexual: i look at the kitchen, i dont touch it
nubbins`: again, how is this different from eating at a restaurant
mircea_popescu: what's to continue lol. you've never bothered to think about contagion, which is excusable seeing how you're no biologist.
nubbins`: my flagging interest begs you to continue
Vexual: dick generallydont absorb stuff, theyre disigned for the opposite
nubbins`: what's included in the set of {something}? a wink? syphilis?
mircea_popescu: are you aware for instance that women are a good degree of magnitude more likely to catch something from men, than men from women ?
nubbins`: it's just the logic doesn't follow
mircea_popescu: other than that... have fun neh ?
mircea_popescu: and that it's about on par with sharing a woman. which it also is.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` what i said was that the kitchen's the worst place to share with some whoever. it is.
nubbins`: brb but i legitimately am curious as to how you think i can catch a disease from a clean fork
funkenstein_: re: syphilis fork, is that a coin?
Vexual: someone that went in my kitchen ened up in my garden
nubbins`: after all, it's not like anyone else would use the syphilis fork in that time frame
funkenstein_: if you are looking for exposure to local pathogens, nothing beats a nursery
mircea_popescu: it's not a matter of online. hospitals report infections, disease control tracks them.
mircea_popescu: this also never occured to you ?
mircea_popescu: restaurants are very safe, because if they become infected it's obvious within a day and they get shut down ☟︎
nubbins`: what am i going to catch from a /fork/ that i'm not exposing myself to by eating at a restaurant?
mircea_popescu: women are slightly vulnerable to bad bathrooms, but slightly. you're a guy, you don't have a problem there. what are you going to catch, rabies ? ☟︎
nubbins`: we share those too
nubbins`: like the doorknobs
mircea_popescu: the bathroom is actually lower on the list than most things.
nubbins` imagines MP unwrapping bar of soap, using once, putting in trash
mircea_popescu: this never occured to you ?!
mircea_popescu: generally sharing a kitchen and sharing a woman is about the same scenario.
Vexual: yeah well, i clean the overn, so
Vexual: yah cant get good flatmates i tell ya
nubbins`: this is almost as retarded as leaving the front door not only unlocked, but actually /not fully closed/, a total of 8 times so far /this year/
nubbins` turned on the oven 15 minutes ago to pre-heat it; couldn't find the cookie sheet; opened the oven to find 10 burned chicken fingers inside
nubbins`: i may not actually let this guy stay the rest of the month
mircea_popescu: actually iirc was even discussed in the log, of all places, somewhat recently.
HostFat: I've nothing to say now, I was just lurking :)
nubbins`: mircea_popescu it's an article in jacobin, you're not supposed to follow
funkenstein_: you know the one about the prisoner sentenced to death, who was told it would be one day this week but not a day he expects?
nubbins`: "Walmart executives have continued to look favorably on her, with Alice Walton donating the maximum amount to the “Ready for Hillary” Super PAC in 2013. Walton’s $25,000 donation was considerably higher than the average annual salary for Walmart’s hourly employees"
funkenstein_: irc = not the place, sorry
Vexual: relax, its not a tumour
Vexual: obama just made frinds with cuba too, so cigars will be ubiquitous
funkenstein_: speaking of which, a bar joke i heard last night, whats the difference between marmalade and jam?
nubbins`: i'm tempted to call you one for owning a blackberry
Vexual: double dog dare you to callme a pervert
nubbins`: "sodom, they got 'em with they curls out, even got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts"
nubbins`: worth listening to, purely for the number of food/sex double entendres
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nubbins`: ;;google in the game he's shameless, even uses the codename famous amos
nubbins`: in the game he's shameless, even uses the codename famous amos
Vexual: its a good thing
Vexual: seriously tho, shes been in the game since honeys was wearing sassoons
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Vexual: bearded cake is the biz
Vexual: how goods the glue? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpRTsfL8wV4
nubbins`: srsly tho what's fun to do in cleveland?
nubbins`: o and hey, any time
Vexual: glue to the plastic
Vexual: whats at the end of nubbins albert chain?
nubbins`: tldr: they suck and the makers should end it all
nubbins`: ^ watch an asshole use his bare hands to handle product
nubbins`: veual i thought it was for the benefit of the lazy who'd sacrifice yield for ease
nubbins`: it was actually comical how many more security features it had than my passport
nubbins`: some years ago, my father showed me this "certification booklet" that he carried as part of his job (gov marine safety inspections)
mircea_popescu: "dear sirs, im sick of having to look for my passport. go invade cleveland already"
mircea_popescu: either that or write to the canadian army general staff]
nubbins`: cleveland in two days. i should find my passport
nubbins`: i was thinking "but you already had one! aren't you full?"
mircea_popescu: kid to pregnant woman, puts hand on belly. "what's in here ?" "oh, I'm going to have a little baby"
nubbins`: hok kould i even knok tho?
assbot: Logged on 13-04-2015 12:03:13; funkenstein_: really? does that assume people read et en français aussi?
assbot: Logged on 13-04-2015 12:03:13; funkenstein_: really? does that assume people read et en français aussi?
nubbins`: funkenstein_ you could at least spell it the romanian way ;p
funkenstein_: mircea_popescu have you been approached by publishers for trilemma content yet?
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funkenstein_: i haven't tried that
funkenstein_: how about, compare paris.backpage to newyork.backpage
mircea_popescu: i much prefer cosmo. at least there's women.
funkenstein_: compare "science et vie" to "discovery¨ .. you will see some differences
mircea_popescu: except for all the other people also making their living out of badly translated french maculature."
mircea_popescu: "i am the only person in this country that can sort-of grasp the meaning of long french phrases
funkenstein_: plagiarize, plagiarize, only be sure to call it: research
mircea_popescu: need something to shanonize, yo. "radical honesty" herp-derp.
mircea_popescu: if americans didn't read french, how exactly would you imagine all the "new concepts" they publish would be made ?
funkenstein_: really? does that assume people read et en français aussi? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: back in the 60s and 70s it was looking like muchly the other way. but today, scientology is a barely surviving holdout of those olden days of talk psych.
mircea_popescu: generally, the more brilliant derps in any bogus field are the ones that'll finally sink it. he's chiefly the reason us pseudo-sicence of the mind went the way of pills.
mircea_popescu: in the process paving the way for the ulterior extirpation from human preoccupations of stuff like "social studies".
mircea_popescu: the less important is his intellectual contribution - he proved conclusively that a "field" with "its own terminology" is not for this purely rhetorical reason respectable.
mircea_popescu: conversely : if you're going to con people, take the least time possible. you'll deliver just as much con to each victim, but make more money at it.
mircea_popescu: (because they're exactly equally effective, being shamans).
mircea_popescu: as the expression goes, when hiring a shaman don't hire the "best", hire the cheapest
mircea_popescu: lacan is remembered chiefly for two things. the more important was his economic superiority - he was the first talk psych to reduce the session time. he'd charge people for three minutes sort of thing. that made him more productive than his peers.
funkenstein_: gotta get the originals i suppose
mircea_popescu: a well. the educative function of b-a
funkenstein_: nor Jaques to be honest with you
mircea_popescu: you hadn't heard of that feminist role-model and brilliant woman in tech irigaray before, had you.