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nubbins`: birds,
the sexiest dinosaurs of all
pete_dushenski: "An examination of its
tail may reveal whether
the father or
the mother was keeping
those eggs warm, offering new clues about
the social lives of
those dinosaurs. It may also reveal where feathers came from, since oviraptors didn't fly and aren't
that closely related
to
the dinosaurs
that gave rise
to birds, Persons added. "This
tells us
that in fact complex feathers first originated not for flight or for glidin
pete_dushenski: you gonna
toss his plastic cutting boards
to
the curb ?
nubbins`: it actually bothers me more,
the closer it gets
to
the end of
the money
nubbins` seriously considers putting all of roomie's possessions out on
the sidewalk
pete_dushenski: i really don't follow it anymore but happened
to catch
the last hole of
the
tournament at
the health club yesterday
pete_dushenski: dat inflation i
tell ya, a major was maybe a cool million 10 years ago
pete_dushenski: and rose failing
to get up and down on 18 cost him what... $300k ?
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pete_dushenski: "i wish i didn't have a kill a dude for writing a
tweet"
Vexual: im assuming
the police email it poorly written, is
that racist?
Vexual: not imma start ignoring dan murphy offer,
thanks a lot
Vexual: i get enuff spam
thanks
nubbins`: Vexual Common Lisp,
tho, or Scheme?
nubbins`: guy sends an email
to EVERY EMPLOYEE of
the police force and we're surprised it got out?
nubbins`: BREAKING: RNC Chief Bill Janes has ordered an internal investigation into
the leak of an email written by
the officer who shot Don Dunphy in Mitchells Brook last week
nubbins`: again, because
the
tongue is designed
to heal incredibly quickly
nubbins`: quickest piercings
to heal
tho
nubbins`: consider how quickly your
tongue healed
the last
time you bit it hard enough
to draw blood and oaths
☟︎ mircea_popescu: everything happens a lot more
than people who don't
think
think.
nubbins`: but happens much less often
than you'd
think
nubbins`: if you DO get an infection, yes, your head's a
terrible place
to get one
nubbins`: the biggest danger with
tongue splittings is having
them.... unsplit
nubbins`: in fact,
tongue heals itself remarkably quickly
mircea_popescu: "(c) Any person found guilty of a second or subsequent violation of
this section is guilty of a class G felony for such second or subsequent offense."
nubbins`: "Tongue-splitting in
the first degree is a class A misdemeanor." heh
mircea_popescu: i'ma assume it's rape, assault with a deadly weapon,
three counts of arson and some insurance fraud
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mircea_popescu: Alright,
that one is probably legitimate, although
Todd claims
that it’s more a matter of confusion and not being
told
that it was an issue —
thanks
to America’s lax laws on gun purchases, no red flags showed up when he bought a handgun for home protection and he never considered at
the
time it was a problem."
nubbins`: iirc,
the whole "mods" vs "practicing medicine w/o license"
thing was a BIG DEAL in
the usa at
the
time
mircea_popescu: . Robyn was
threatened with
the loss of her daughter, and eventually
the
two of
them, being
told
they would be spending
the rest of
their lives in prison should
they plead not guilty, chose
to make a false confession on a variety of charges in exchange for reduced
time."
mircea_popescu: "And
then, before letting him decide whether or not he’d actually make such an ethical compromise, in late 2002
the FBI raided his house, and
Todd Bertrang and his girlfriend Robyn have been in prison ever since. No real evidence was ever presented against
them, and no
trial was ever held. Virtually no one stood up
to defend
Todd, and even
those who supported of him cowered cautiously, fearing
that
they would be next
nubbins`: nevermind
that
this family can't fly back
to egypt but will pay $20mn
to cut off some flaps
mircea_popescu: dude... gtfo. a) 20mn isn't even a house. b) investment is investment.
they're not gifting him 20mn.
mircea_popescu: "Ask yourselves: how far would you compromise your ethics for $20 million?
That’s an amount of money so high
that you’d be able
to fulfill all your dreams and live in luxury for
the rest of your life. At how many million dollars does your cracking point lie?"
mircea_popescu: here's a picture of a cute cat.
this brings us
to your daugther. she's a slut.
mircea_popescu: That brings us
to piercer and cutter
Todd Bertrang, a regular BME contributor
that was first profiled in PFIQ magazine."
mircea_popescu: "John Delorean recently died destitute, having failed
to bring his dream car back
to market.
mircea_popescu: somehow
the bme people don't seem
to have heard of
this
tho.
nubbins`: Under questioning from James Walsh, an Assistant United States Attorney, Mr. Flynt said he got
the
tape from a mystery man he identified only as ''the samurai.''
mircea_popescu: While many outsiders disapproved of
Todd’s methods and highly sexual lifestyle,
the vast majority of
Todd’s clients — all consensual of course — spoke extremely highly of him and were very happy with
the work he’d done on
them."
mircea_popescu: "At age forty, he was almost single-handedly responsible for
the popularity of female genital modification, which, largely due
to his promotion of it, had moved out of
the fetish scene and become a lucrative business for cosmetic surgeons.
mircea_popescu: s show
the agents actually
threatening
to kill John Delorean’s daughter if he didn’t proceed with
the drug deal. It should also be noted
that Larry Flynt was briefly imprisoned for contempt of court for revealing
this information."
mircea_popescu: "The only reason
that John Delorean avoided a long
term prison sentence is
that Hustler publisher Larry Flynt was able
to obtain
tapes showing not only
that
the drug
trafficking idea was invented and proposed by
the US government, but
that both
the cocaine and
the money were provided FBI, and most importantly,
that John Delorean
told
the undercover agents
that he wasn’t interested and begged
to be let go —
the
tape
nubbins`: wait, no,
that was
tom brazda's advice
nubbins`: i recall
taking some
terrible advice of his at one point in
the past
nubbins`: i wonder what
todd bertrang is up
to
these days
Vexual: 1 week? down low
too slow
nubbins`: i don't
think a nurse practitioner would do it
Vexual: does it have
to be a doctor?
mircea_popescu: "oppressive heternormativeness forcing women
tyo be pregnant!11"
nubbins`: anyway. you can get an abortion in canada a week before your due date, if you can convince a doctor
to give you one
mircea_popescu: imagine something else : what
the same "observers" (= famished idiots
trying
to make money out of blather) would have said in
that case.
nubbins`: yeah, i
think
taking issue with
the word "rare" is sort of missing
the point
nubbins`: trick question. no laws on
the books concerning abortion in any way, shape, or form.
Vexual: ok, coathanger point, and
the leather scraing
tool?
nubbins`: pop quiz: what are
the major points of canada's abortion laws?
nubbins`: "Some observers have argued
that Clinton’s repetition of
the Democratic slogan
that abortion should be “safe, legal, and rare”reinforces
the stigmatization of
those who choose
that option."
nubbins`: Vexual
think far enough ahead and you'll find yourself in
the woods with a bucksaw
nubbins`: with customer service like
this, IDGAF
that
they were closed for a week for passover
Vexual: 20ft box is like 500 if u
think ahead
nubbins`: they call me an hour later: "this other method will get it
there in 3 days, we'll do it for $130"
nubbins`: so i neglect
to order
this batch of paper on
time. gotta have it in-hand
this week. i choose
the $220 shipping option on
the website because it's
the cheapest option beyond UPS ground.
nubbins`: oh man.
this paper place in brooklyn
totally has all my business going forward
Vexual: then
the porno imaginings
trun out
to be a beretta
Vexual: or
the girl who you
think, i wonder how she got
that?
nubbins`: mats
they look like
the coats you see people wearing when you say
to yourself "i bet
that was expensive"
Vexual: lol,
thats a movie mats
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: nubbins`it's
that pain in general is bad, and
to be avoided
mircea_popescu: nubbins` what i don't get with all
the libertards is why exactly
they imagine oppression is a bad
thing.
Vexual: nope,
theyre just happy
nubbins`: but is
that manufactured happiness?
Vexual: teenage pregnancy is frowned upon here, but
the 29 yer olds with self sufficient spawn are very happy
mircea_popescu: except, of course, for
teh english speakers. WORST DISASTER
nubbins`: pretty sure i won
the disrespect of at least half a dozen people by
tearing strips off
that one
nubbins`: speaking of jacobin magazine, i once read an essay
therein which expounded upon
the implicit oppression in
the statement "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i dun get
the 'anything but pregnancy'
thing ?