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BingoBoingo: seriously /r/fatpeoplestories is
the only readable /r/
ascii_lander: horror or 'go go' depends on which side of
the guernica you're sitting on
ascii_lander: incidentally,
the cemetery cats are of
the highest quality.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes
this especially is written for you ^ compadre.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I'll probably move
to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need
to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross
town.
ascii_lander: but important
to keep a handle on
the picture.
ascii_lander: now,
the cat-b-a is still lightyears ahead of, e.g., wash., d.c.
ascii_lander: but
to
the one
the stray cats in
the cemetary live in
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: but
to put
things in perspective: you and i won't be moving
to
the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
BingoBoingo offers screening
towns by when
they got rid of breaking wheel in
town square
ascii_lander will disappoint
the cannibals. hasn't much of any use
to anyone
ascii_lander isn't in
their wot, expects
to be killed for supplies
BingoBoingo: Oh, dunno if
those would past muster last century
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander as
the
tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so
the woman knows
to spread her legs and let him get in"
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: If you can find historical "sundown
town" of similar inconvenience
to yourself may be worth investment
to move rent beams
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if
told
that 'friendly' means 'open
to spreading legs'
mircea_popescu: hunting
the image. "were friendly". as if
the appearance of friendliness is worth
two shits.
mircea_popescu: Sometimes I give an extra item
to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way
to compliment
them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if
they're often quick
to anger/lash out otherwise."
mircea_popescu: "I'll post
this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire
that has stuck with me: "Those who are
the least likeable are also
the most in need of your help."
ascii_lander: (one appeared
to go 4 stories down, and
then
to water)
mircea_popescu: still begging for
that one beating
that'd have sorted
them out.
mircea_popescu: it's basically,
the same children
that needed
to be beaten 50 years ago,
mircea_popescu: "And on
through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna
take
two milks." "No, you aren't, unless
that second milk is worth being
thrown out of
this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided
they
take
the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter."
ascii_lander: as with any
thermodynamic atrocity,
this one is maintained at
tremendous expense.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: as it is,
the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by
the beneficiaries, not vice-versa
ascii_lander: it's
this
thing
that mircea_popescu flies around on
ascii_lander notes for folks who missed
the 'fool's gasout'
thread
that: atomic dirigible isn't 'money'
ascii_lander: yes, with it -
turn on 7Hz blaster, cities fall
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more.
there's a line between attachment and mania.
BingoBoingo: Mizzou only needed one big fire
to get big ruins
that are still
the campus centerpiece
BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough
to see burned out ruins on
the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
ascii_lander: (because, elementarily, was full of unattached young men. who understood
their proper natural function,
that of kamikaze)
ascii_lander: consider why
there was successful uprising at
treblinka
ascii_lander: offspring are still a liability, because one might conceivably grow attached
to
them
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> until
then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs
to qntra posts
ascii_lander: until
then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure)
BingoBoingo: The StL varietal has a history of burning buildings
to sell bricks
to Atlanta and Florida subdivisions
ascii_lander: ones not 'permissible' - are,
to date, impregnable
ascii_lander: various streets can be distinguished as 'permissible for orc burn' or not,
to
the naked eye
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: But now
they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your
thigh has an abcese?
ascii_lander: all
the cops in
the city standing around, in boredom, collecting overtime pay
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo:
they were in d.c. proper, during ferguson proper
BingoBoingo: just... Ferguson style protestors when
they can't hang
the cops become a regional blight.
ben_vulpes: lol ascii_lander
they don't have stands
ascii_lander: (apparently
this is a mega-business here, like in ussr)
BingoBoingo: You'd be surprised how far out of
the Urban core a 'Ferguson' affects a certain subspecies of Homo Spaniens.
ascii_lander isn't
to be found often in urban zones at all, in usa
BingoBoingo: Still, if like Fergonson pedestrians will
try
to jump on motor carriages.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot
there, at any rate
BingoBoingo: Your region jsut recently had a ferguson. Pick up a jerzy of a darker baseball player and wear it when
transiting dark places. Embrace
the foreigner card.
BingoBoingo: Tread lightly,
tan, and work on
that Rioplantentanese.
ascii_lander: (for free-world folks:
that's where
they keep
the mega-aquarium)
BingoBoingo: Because Baltimore is having its own "Ferguson" moment
that started in your absence
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: How close is your ghetto
to Baltimore?
ascii_lander: 'you nothing but a fast cpu, useless for anything else' he said
to
the pentium
ascii_lander: 'He does, but as he's walking out
the door, he yells his parting words loudly enough for half
the food bank
to hear, "YOU NOTHIN BUT A SEXY PIECE OF ASS. USELESS FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST A USELESS, SEXY PIECE OF ASS."'
BingoBoingo: * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch << Girl sounds like solid solution
to
this problem
ascii_lander: but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied
the system of simultanous equations which point
to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint.
ascii_lander does see emacs as most intimate item, more
than eyeglasses
mircea_popescu: guy walks into
tailor's, "gimme a suit just like
that guy's!"
BingoBoingo: Middle west isn't so bad other
than Ohio and Kansas
trinque: I dunno
that I'd want
to raise a kid
there
trinque: to be fair,
the east coast is pretty dystopian
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood. even ncos manage
to get azn chicks pregnant.
ascii_lander: none of it seems
the least bit applicable
to my actual meatengineering constraints