488900+ entries in 0.308s
mats: looks like someone has been reading
the logs...
mats: "MIT is no longer
the hallowed Library of Alexandria
that shared
the Lisp Machine and SICP with
the world.
Today, its made up of showmen and fools like Gavin, who endeavor
to destroy software
they don't understand, on behalf of a handler. Your relevance fades, and in a decade your cohorts will disavow any knowledge of you. Enjoy your faux relevancy as long
funkenstein_: "that's great you found somebody
to
tell you what
to do".. i
think MP's comments are more respectful of gavin
funkenstein_: from comments
to gavintech announcement: "I'm very happy
that you found a good place
to land" <-- like he's a helpless orphan
Pierre_Rochard: > is media lab, focused on intersection of
tech, design, art etc
Pierre_Rochard: davout: perhaps bruce fenton will find a wealthy sheikh
to revive
this particular abomination.
They have wasted
their oil wealth in worse ways
davout: Pierre_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less
total cash"
Pierre_Rochard: from
their forums: “As of 4/15/15
total cash less current liabilities was ~$75K.”
davout: funnily enough, "pédale" in french is a derogatory word for a man who likes
to receive butseks
davout: lobbes:
too many pedals
lobbes: Hell, it is like a sin
to have a good guitar instrumental
these days. And I could never get into 'metal';
too much speed, not enough soul
lobbes: <davout> from
the
time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes << all you need
these days is
to know
three chords and have a pretty face.
davout: from
the
time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes
ben_vulpes: how did
they get django into a memory forensics
tool?
ascii_lander: mats: looka quite like
the ubiquitous 'volatility'
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants
this gpg forum
thing
to work
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if we don't run across each other
today, i might have it sent
to your room
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help
to pass sack of pesos
to mircea_popescu
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben_vulpes: ;;later
tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me
tomorrow
mircea_popescu: other
than
the obvious "well it's all he's got, it'd better be"
mircea_popescu: dude why is it
that every internet derp
thinks his attention is important, valuable or desired ?
mircea_popescu: "I’m not going
to make
this about
the so-called hacker who is responsible for
the list, claiming he did it
to prove a point about
the safety of Fetlife’s members. Attention is what
the douchebag wants and I refuse
to give it
to him. Now, did he breach Fetlife as he’s claimed? Of course not.
That
takes a skill he lacks."
assbot: Futures
Trader Charged with Illegally Manipulating Stock Market, Contributing
to
the May 2010 Market ‘Flash Crash’ | OPA | Department of Justice ... (
http://bit.ly/1DAo3pE )
BingoBoingo: Public information generally needs
to go plaintext or clearsigned
mircea_popescu: how do you encrypt a posting
today
to
the key of future readers ?
mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants
this gpg forum
thing
to work
☟︎ BingoBoingo probably should have waited until later in
the year
to start making juleps with yard mint.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> pretty much all
the derpternet is good for
these days is
this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit
the funniest part.
The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe
the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of
them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
mircea_popescu: " Unsurprisingly,
this level of (motherly) indulgence and (fatherly) neglect had produced a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins."
jurov: i understood it as
the overinflated self-worth replacing
the hydrogen, not adding a lift :)
jurov: i don't see how
these are better (with exception of
the usg deficit maybe)
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, lift
the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill
the mariane gap, cover
the usg deficit
jurov: lolk, but.. what would be better simile example
to overinflated self-worth?
mircea_popescu: pretty much all
the derpternet is good for
these days is
this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000
mircea_popescu: "a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." yeah,
totally.
this is probably
the iconic reddit comment. what, buoyancy ? words are words and
the world consists of pictures. blips are big, so
this simile works!
mircea_popescu: fucking hell,
they hold whoring against
the man
that does it but not in favour of
the man
that doesn't do it ? ball beatings already.
mircea_popescu: which i suppose makes me
the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) :
the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father."
mircea_popescu: cuz i suspect
this is
the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i
tell you if
the 19 yo snot
that imagines he's better
than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in
the bitcoin community" etc
that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and
then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it
to death with blunt
toothpicks.
mircea_popescu: what
the fuck would it
take for
these idiots
to
think
their parents ~their superiors~ ?
mircea_popescu: but
the kicker :
the other family is a successful man and his ambitious wife.
THIS IS ALSO NOT GOOD.
mircea_popescu: viva la reddit, but at least learn
teh fucking rhetorics, rather
than deluge
the interwebs in chicken scribblings.
mircea_popescu: now why exactly would someone decide
that
their home life is miserable ? oh, because
that's how fucktarded adolescents
think. okay.
mircea_popescu: you know, if
THAT woman had an equally uncharitable view of
the speaker, he'd probably read "good for almost nothing but shitting diapers idiot"
mircea_popescu: only fucktarded
teens
think
this way, but
then again i guess
that's what
they are.
mircea_popescu: so, a guy and his best friend. ok,
this happens.
they're friends for
the usual stupid reasons : lived nearby, and never contradicted each other.
cazalla: i guess reddit generation
think such stories are new, having never heard of grouphug.us etc
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on " BTC
to
top $350 before 1st July"
http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 29(Y):71(N) by coin, 30(Y):70(N) by weight.
Total bet: 13.68313103 BTC. Current weight: 98,047.
davout: kakobrekla: out of curiosity, how are
the OTP hashes computed?
[]bot: Bet placed: 6.84303812 BTC for No on " BTC
to
top $350 before 1st July"
http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 25(Y):75(N) by coin, 25(Y):75(N) by weight.
Total bet: 12.06303812 BTC. Current weight: 98,180.
ben_vulpes: ;;later
tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me
tomorrow
☟︎ ben_vulpes: ;;later
tell cazalla
there are worse ways
to spend a few hours and also better but few with comprable lulzdensity
cazalla: looks like beauregard got in contact,
time
to update
that post
ben_vulpes: dude
this is 100x better
than
the gaw shit
ben_vulpes: stuff
them into her mouth.
The anger drained out of GTS,
to be replaced by disbelief and disgust, as she stood
there watching JLW eat floor pizza.
ben_vulpes: scoop up bits of dough and
toppings and
ben_vulpes: GTS managed
to get a grip on
the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in
the face, causing her
to spill
the remaining slices all over
the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in
the face. Except JLW was already on
the ground, desperately
trying
to
ben_vulpes: cazalla: oh man you gotta read
this series
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes
this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look
to
the ancient stone warehouse of garbage
that must be cleared by hand?!
ben_vulpes: and
the cadence of speech you employ when forced
to beat sense into such as me
ben_vulpes: ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it
that must be seen for
the grokking
ben_vulpes: an example'd be
the "kick-ass" utterance.
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander saw some
truly kick-ass graves
today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
ben_vulpes: swore shortly
thereafter
to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work.
ben_vulpes: almost died of co poisoning one
time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement.
mircea_popescu: i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder
to "see what it's like" for rebar.
mircea_popescu: "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes,
that is exactly what i was saying :
that
this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside."
ben_vulpes: i suppose it is supposed
to inspire pity?
ben_vulpes: little do
they know
that
the episcopalians dragged me
through
this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of
the subhumans.
ben_vulpes: likely next
to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> morphs into
these when parking's
tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
BingoBoingo: Illustrations are much more vivid in /r/fatpeoplestories
though