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mircea_popescu: btw, anyone has noticed yet the girls have no underwear and if you fiddle the camera there's an anus shot ?
shinohai: If I could figure out how to marry my love of porn to btc I might make something
trinque: that time I clicked a shinohai link in public
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ascii_field was expecting a '#26: if you can answer all of these, your life is a waste. eat your Luger.'
ascii_field: yes, engineers say 'we hate clock domain transitions.' well, motherfuckers can dig for uranium in butugychag until they learn to ~like~
danielpbarron: buy what? this dude's agora account? no
ascii_field: i fail to see any reason why it isn't instead a series of registers clocked asynchronously by the inputs, causing a single time-stamp reg to be shifted out the arse end upon any transition
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ascii_field: looked at how logic analyzer is typically built, and was immediately struck by the idiocy of it using synchronous logic
jurov: still nice to have, ask kakobrekla for acct
trinque: jurov: that's for mod6 who is writing up something more fleshed out
jurov: trinque this is wiki material
ascii_field: and that the instruments sold under this label are apparently a cheap fraud
ascii_field: the reason i even tell this story is that i sorta realized that logic analyzers don't actually exist
mircea_popescu: what are you trying to do ?
ascii_field: again, there can be no variation in the latency of the capture
ascii_field: gotta capture a particular span of time
trinque: something keeps knocking that guy offline
ascii_field: input would have to be processed in 1 cycle
mircea_popescu: ascii_field how about connecting it straight to the cpu ?
ascii_field: it's a fucking turx
ascii_field: mats: that's what i have!!!!
mats: ascii_field: for generic high speed stuff, get a Rigol oscope and write your own tools?
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: more elementarily, for stuff to do with chineseness
mircea_popescu: the phases will never line up for stuff to do with planck's constant
ascii_field: cannot equal the ox.
ascii_field: trick is that the phases -never- line up.
ascii_field: jurov: that is PRECISELY why the chinese unit sucks
jurov: what if you buy 100 of these dongles and instruct them to fire sequentially?
ascii_field: jurov: i'd be satisfied if the boxes which claimed 100, actually did anything near.
mircea_popescu: i don't really recall how that was left. hazy memory at best.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: we considered salae thing. vastly underpowered, and (last checked) requires use of their app
ascii_field: and a very fast connection (pci, or usb3 at the minimal) to pc
ascii_field: jurov: needs not only an input buffer that lets you define the 'high' and 'low' voltage, but a gigantic sram buffer for the bits
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: it's a turd
jurov: anything that takes samples at requested rates can be repurposed to logical analyzer. or, educate me.
ascii_field: everything they make is an electronic equivalent of 'gutter oil.' EVERYTHING.
ascii_field pronounces curse on the lying pieces of shit who built the chinese instrument he is presently attempting to use
ascii_field: (#2 is not negotiable, the thing feeds into an automated system)
ascii_field: thus far i can't even find a supplier who will guarantee two out of these three
thestringpuller: how is Voorhees operating a business in new york when he defected and moved to panama to avoid US taxes?
jurov: usb tv tuner not suitable?
ascii_field: 1) 500MHz+ 2) no winblows, on the analyzer OR pc end 3) pisses out capture to pc at channel rate
ascii_field: mats, anybody remotely else: does anybody on the planet sell a logic analyzer that isn't an utter piece of shit?
BingoBoingo: Well there's seriously the reddit thing if you want low hanging fruit.
TheNewDeal: Not indicating yours are low quality, just want to find my own niche
TheNewDeal: Learned that as a Green Belt(tm) ;)
TheNewDeal: qualitay is the game
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Nah, gotta work on that speed
TheNewDeal: Think I'm going to have a heater here. Might take a month or so
mircea_popescu: lest they end up believing "professional" is something other than "toilet clogged with nail polish on"
mircea_popescu: people kinda need to hear about all this filth.
mircea_popescu: would kinda hit the spot.
mircea_popescu: a large piece about what a piece of human refuse pao is, and what a huge turd everything ycombinator touches turns out, and specifically about what a failed human being altgman is and what a morally repugnant schmoe graham is for allowing the charade to continue
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: You want a first qntra scoop? There's reddit drama!
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pete_dushenski: 1 is the onliest number
pete_dushenski: please to fix BingoBoingo
mircea_popescu: "using the only and only cryptocurrency" ?
pete_dushenski: ^another poor kid signed the papers
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mircea_popescu: he has a point there.
jurov: but i meant that as illustration for TheNewDeal that if you get involved, things happen. soe are ordinary, like this, some are newsworthy, like eulora
jurov: oh. never occurred to me
mircea_popescu: not the cops. the ukrs.
jurov: heh i had to explain them twice why the sign language may be different here and there, their manner convinced me they are genuine cops
kakobrekla: did you tell em they are just pretending
jurov: "we have sme deaf ukrainians here, we dun know wtf to do"
jurov: lol as today, due to my stint at hard-of-hearing nonprofit (now defunct, but my phone is still listed on only non-derpy slovak website related to hearing disability)
mircea_popescu: can't miss. nobody in "journalism" has asked an intelligent question since that time in 1996 that chick asked me if she may suck my cock.
mircea_popescu: take random "event" as reported by the noisemakers, ask the people involved intelligent questions, write down their answers.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal actually, you could go ask people things.
BingoBoingo: AH, actual news is hard to find
TheNewDeal: Although I think I'm slightly braindamaged and forget how to find real news. Where exists real breaking news these days, outside of the propaganda machine?
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Instead of big sweeping pieces it is easier to start with smaller ones that lead to a big sweeping piece later. It is alwas possible to cite oneself later
mircea_popescu: you go numb after that.
mircea_popescu: the first 10`000 or so rewrites are always the hardest
TheNewDeal: I had an idea for one titled the U.S. War on Crptography, but it started looking like garbage to me. Might have to go back for a rewrite
BingoBoingo: If I remember right 5-ish was the record
mircea_popescu: so why not write one an' help the records along?
TheNewDeal: scratch that
mircea_popescu: might have been... gotta consult teh experts.
TheNewDeal: whats the 1 day record?
TheNewDeal: and I think 3 were in a matter of a few hours
TheNewDeal: speaking of fresh. Yesterday was quite the day in fresh news
nubbins`: i guess i won't be the first.
nubbins`: i'll be the first to say weed messes kids up
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: add an item to the 'civilization no longer knows how to make these not be garbage' list: logic analyzers...
mircea_popescu: which IS bad for them
mircea_popescu: either that or he's one of those people who've been targetted by ministers
nubbins`: so i now have "concierge service" with the royal canadian mint
mircea_popescu: "oh raise it 5x it'd raise 5x and wouldn't lower 5x just my 2%" he should probably target young people with pot messages.
mircea_popescu: ftr i'd rather not see more from this derp this year.
BingoBoingo: <allahisgreat2000> why does mpex has such a poor layout? << easy to parse
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BingoBoingo: I mean the butane torch lighters are cool... until they need refilled