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gernika: Will do. Need to sign up for the mailing list.
ben_vulpes: so's this phr0k the nail in 20mb blocks' coffin?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187606 << thank you! very cool. ☝︎
cazalla: punkman, killed em off a while ago, might take em up again once i own a larger block of land
punkman: shade's good for the bunnies too, such synergy
punkman: used to have one of these on 2nd floor roof, vine roots at ground floor
cazalla: punkman, that's lovely, just wish i had the room :\
punkman: cazalla: makes for a nice shade too, http://st.houzz.com/simgs/14316d7f0d69c5f6_4-2255/traditional-landscape.jpg
cazalla: punkman, no pergola but we have a clothesline i could commandeer but doubt the missus would like that heh
assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 22:03:31; mircea_popescu: 3. in order to avoid the situation that happened tonight, a supposed "voting" mechanism was deployed where people switched an irrelevant byte in the blocks they mined, to go from 2 to 3, to indicate they are ready and willing to follow the new rules.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187419 << this was *so* stupid. ☝︎
mod6: phf: hey, i was able to apply your patch for OpenBSD onto stator, but I hit this problem after boost compiled: http://dpaste.com/0WRAK16.txt any thoughts?
punkman: cazalla, you can grow a tall vine and have it hang from a pergola type thing
cazalla: thinking about making some tomato wine this coming summer but from what i've read, it isn't that nice
cazalla: might've been the uv damage that killed em, i don't really know other than summer 2013 provide no tomatos
mircea_popescu: a gallon of water makes half hour's mist, protects the plant if there's any air draft at all
mircea_popescu: people in heatwave places have these fine nozzles
cazalla: mircea_popescu, nope, good water in the evening and morning but the 4-5 days of 40-44 degree heat toppled em
punkman: cazalla: I fucked the up with too much sunlight many times.
assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 22:58:41; punkman: I tried heirloom tomatos for a bit. I now know why everyone's using the same boring/bland strain.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187574 <<< never had a problem with them down under.. 4-5 day heat wave is the only thing that fucked my tomatoes 2 seasons ago ☝︎
punkman: yeah but after reorg it throws the things away right? you'd have to shitblock at just the right time
mircea_popescu: almost as if someone was holding off hitting the muppets over the head with a 2x4 until b-a crowd had its ducks lined
mircea_popescu: which, in terms of parachutes.. .you gotta admit... perfect timing
mircea_popescu: this is exactly the sortt of situation the entire deterministic thing he was crowing about is meant for.
mircea_popescu: punkman well now we have it! alf wrote the shitblock!
punkman: we need something that stores these forks for inspection and replaying. I think ben_vulpes had a thread about that
mircea_popescu: superficially it seemed reorg blocks like it did in 2013, but maybe deeper than that. have not yet gone too deep into
mod6: danielpbarron: great! thanks
mircea_popescu: i still dunno why they do it. i've not yet managed to unstick a stuck one from last night
mod6: mp, you're right, should test the new dump/eat tools with the orphan blocks
mod6: yeah, read that.
mircea_popescu: just some nodes have trouble unsticking, which as i said above, great place to test our new block manip tools etc.
hanbot: you don't understand the way the windowmato works.
mircea_popescu: mod6 the blockchain is not compromised.
mircea_popescu: a two ounce leaf can not carry a twelve ounce load!
mircea_popescu: hanbot it still seems thermodynamically impossible.
mod6: <+danielpbarron> height=363856 << your v0.5.3.1ish node has this height?
hanbot: oh yeah, those windowtomatoes were great.
danielpbarron: (previously forwarded all ports to one DMZ machine)
mircea_popescu: like... half pount per six inch tall plant
mircea_popescu: punkman meanwhile hanbot used to grow cherry tomatoes on her windowsill.
danielpbarron: i don't have port forwarded to that machine
mircea_popescu: yeah that' right
punkman: I tried heirloom tomatos for a bit. I now know why everyone's using the same boring/bland strain. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron are yuou up to date ? what's lastblock ?
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187199 << whoops. My 0.5.3.1ish pogo node is the one that is fully synched after today's craziness; it's my 0.7.2 node that is currently stuck.. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: yeah, if you agree to make unedible crud you may have better control.
punkman: maybe they got better corn science over in the US, dunno.
punkman: for a short time I believed in the mythical farmer that actually knows what he's doing. But after watching the experts debug these things, my only conclusion is they sometimes get lucky and that's the best I could hope for.
mircea_popescu: the town was fully of blooming magnolias and i never saw a single artichoke plant outside of my garden
mircea_popescu: punkman i had problems with, "artichoke does so well here, it actually STAYED GREEN THROUGH WINTER, suppoirting an inch of snow on its upturned broad leaves. meanwhile, magnolia sapplings grow < 1inch per year and will never flower"
punkman: I get very frustrated at things like "o hey we've sprayed 12 different solutions at it and the damn lemon tree still has fungus"
mircea_popescu is mildly impressed at alf's lineage in any case. my grandparents were teachers and whatnot, but great-grandparents deifnitely farmers.
mircea_popescu: <punkman> wait until you try to debug plants << he has a point there. tho in fairness iirc alf debugged mice at some point.
mircea_popescu: there's no reason to expect etc etc.
mircea_popescu: and yes, most men died before seeing the thing they were working for. historically, to date.
mircea_popescu: there is no reason to expect any better in this new field. it is, after all, a field.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just sayin, humanity was built by originally trudging the muck with no tools.
punkman: wait until you try to debug plants
ascii_modem: compared to c++
punkman: farming is tempting?
punkman: surprised we aren't seeing more of these
punkman: "Chrome extension "BitcoinWisdom Ads Remover" by MasterX will change your btce deposit address after page is loaded. Do not use this app or remove it if you installed."
ascii_modem: but farming is tempting, yes
ascii_modem: would really help to have a fucking reasonable platform for this
mircea_popescu: fuck you, your grandparents were farmers. it's how this fucking world works.
mircea_popescu: yea, i get it, may mean that this makes your fate be to muddle in the dirt, piling up data for your kid, who maybe might do it.
mircea_popescu: until we know exactly wtf to do about relayers, about miners now, there is no point. the prototype's still prototypin'. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i like you too much for something liek that.
mircea_popescu: but this situation is why im so cold on your ada idea. sure, you go put all the god damned effort into writing a fully correct, fully specified implementation oif an... broken idea.
ascii_modem: one one hand, i don't give a shit, yes. on the other, a human turd pressed a button, my nodes are halted, and there is no guarantee that they don't have a bottomless magazine of these
mircea_popescu: anyway, i don't envisage as much as an inkling of a solution. just more stuff to worry about.
mircea_popescu: punkman right. hence all the "We don't give a shit" verbiage here.
ascii_modem: so far there is no structure remotely enough to take up the weight if the duct tape is ripped out
punkman: "A blockchain that does not validate under 0.5.3 is an altcoin blockchain." << both forks were valid in 0.5.3, right?
ascii_modem: whole thing is mostly duct tape by weight
mircea_popescu: atm the split is .999 - .001 or somesuch. this will change monotoniucall;y the other way
mircea_popescu: really the % of income "just known" vs "information acquired" is the proper measure.
ascii_modem: also touches on the mempool thread
mircea_popescu: hard to convey what the changes in dynamic such a thing brings.
mircea_popescu: if as much as 66% comes that way and the other 33% has to be found out about... o baby.
mircea_popescu: atm 99.x% of income comes through this immediate, sent-from-heaven-above channel
mircea_popescu: tomorrow, they will not KNOW immediately through act of god where that 25 btc comes from
mircea_popescu: ascii_modem more specifically put : currently everyone is mining with a "god given" known tx of 25 btc + whatever they pick off the ground.
ascii_modem: the mire scant the crumbs, the bloodier the crumbfight
mircea_popescu: (txn time = when most miner revenue comes from block txn)
mircea_popescu: but when that begins all this may fucking collapse under the weight of... if money's the incentive to mine mining will not exactly allign with "securing the network"
mircea_popescu: sure, people don't do it yet. mostly because lazy, 2nd mostly because stupid, 3rd mostly because it's not even txn time yet.
mircea_popescu: it pays more as a pool operator to be into skulldugery than into running your pool
ascii_modem: this is the exam thread all over again
mircea_popescu: most only apply to specific implementationms etc, but! fuck me...
mircea_popescu: the process hasn't returned yet, the list is already hundreds of entries long
mircea_popescu: or else by fucking up other people's miners. i ordered a listing of "all the ways you could exploit a miner with crafted comms for a hash advantage"
mircea_popescu: specifically : atm there is an arbitrage open, where you can either make money by "brute forcing" it ie hashing,
mircea_popescu: anyway, the main sufferance in my head atm is that reading the chinese stuff (in translation) clarifies in my head an objection that may well be a second major flaw to the protocol, after the "relay nodes gotta do it for the glory" : its altogether unclear a purely financial incentive is the correct solution for miners. ☟︎
punkman: in other news, ATMs getting ddos'd even at 1am. rejects transaction, spits out card, and you gotta start over. perhaps intentional rate-limiting.
ascii_modem: so far i'm not sure any of you apprehend just what a steaming turd the thing is
mircea_popescu: which sort of reorg apparentyly happens, or used to happen, a whole lot.
mircea_popescu: in which case they'll prolly change it rather than start from the original. unles it's VERY dumb.