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ascii_field: jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193305 << if at some point i proposed a thing that requires 'solved halting problem' please say! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: ascii_field re the "yet another bedroom derpitude" thread just before.
mircea_popescu: anyway, this is what powers my disinterest in the matter. i saw in logs this pov is divergent with teh republic, so i'll entertain the alternative viewpoint, but just for the sake of records.
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 16:32:33; ben_vulpes: ¿y tu, comrade?
mircea_popescu: but you're not taking time out of it.
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 15:53:13; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193083 << this is rank nonsense. to be money it will have to handle time.
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193239 << 'handle time' != 'use customary electronic clocks' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: someone did the accounting and the sucking sudanese cock you know.
ascii_field: didn't see any obvious ones in the 'git' login config
mircea_popescu: we're not talking enough to be middle class here.
mircea_popescu: the girls made about the same.
mircea_popescu: the boys made slightly more than they'd have made working for gawker, on the grounds that they're asocial weirdos.
ascii_field: (i assume the truth lies somewhere in those 500 GB...)
mircea_popescu: this recently raped one made less than gawker.
ascii_field: not 'work 12 hours to make min wage while you sleep'
mircea_popescu: there is at least one million of them. i have stopped even trying to count past 100k last year.
ascii_field: places for folks to write malware and get serious clean money for it
mircea_popescu: dude get out, they're the website of 2015. every two bit 20something schmuck with two friends and a girlfriend has started one, last year.
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 15:44:41; mircea_popescu: they're lucky anyone at all wants to work for them as it is.
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193223 << there are not so many of these. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i am sure gabriel_laddel proposed "don't do that" won' cut it with alf - but i am also sure a "sometimes warn before" behaviour would be acceptable.
mircea_popescu: <jurov> it's supposed to predict resources exhaustion at any time so that operator can be alerted << in principle machine does not have to proceed before it wants to.
jurov: even if you specify in most precise detail how to do stuff without side effects, you still have to hold its hand in order to not exhaust the memory
jurov: if i learned anything from my haskell stint, it's how computer is utterly bad to manage its memory and other resources
williamdunne: One of the "lizardsquad" guys just got charged with 50,700 offences
gabriel_laddel: but I've not sat down to work it out
gabriel_laddel: Now, I think the "language constructs" map directly to routing logic, so the AST "unrolls" onto the hardware
gabriel_laddel: Don't do that.
gabriel_laddel: What happens if I (loop while t do ...) on a von n. arch? it just runs forever. Same thing.
gabriel_laddel: (I think)
jurov: it's supposed to predict resources exhaustion at any time so that operator can be alerted
gabriel_laddel: jurov: the routing can't be that difficult
ben_vulpes: you say that as though there were an option.
gabriel_laddel: it might be a danger to your health
gabriel_laddel: I suggest you don't contemplate the loper device.
ben_vulpes: anyways i don't believe you nobody gets paid to write common lisp lalala i can't hear you
ben_vulpes: now on one hand that this thing doesn't give programmers any handles to alter test data is fine, in that it forces one to either work in a js repl or you know /actually write tests/
ben_vulpes: one can configure post-commit hooks in git, but their logic importer a) only works with github and b) only works with public repositories.
ben_vulpes: the suggested way to cram code into their orifices is by pasting it into text fields.
ben_vulpes: developers working with this service can alter its behavior by providing it 'node' code that it executes on login/registration events
ben_vulpes: there is a SaaS that handles users for people who for whatever reason don't want to stand up their own services and servers.
mod6: <+gernika> mod6 I've attempted syncing on OpenBSD again and am now past block 168000 and have reached 185126. It's going very very slowly though. << good to hear though ☟︎
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel: let me tell you of the salt mines of my homeworld...
mircea_popescu: the sovietism is tovarash
gabriel_laddel: Aterricé un trabajo
ben_vulpes: ¿y tu, comrade? ☟︎
gernika: mod6 I've attempted syncing on OpenBSD again and am now past block 168000 and have reached 185126. It's going very very slowly though.
gabriel_laddel: oh, sorry, I should have made it clear I was referring to the child pornography thing
williamdunne: You've got to connect the CAT 3 BSD cable into your Universal Parallel Networking port and install the latest ApacheBSD drivers, and then BGP route your HardDrive into the global local network, repeating these steps for each computer on the network. And once this is complete you plug cables into each of your available body holes and pray for IP issuance, prior to jamming each cable into your nearest USB hub
gabriel_laddel: what are cat cables and how do I network computers together without a web browser.
gribble: THE SCATMAN - Scatman John HD1080p - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g>; Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD -Scatman John ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8>; Scatman John - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_John>
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skat | skat. taking a shit in someones mouth and having them eat it. I love getting a big load of skat in my mouth its so good. by skat eater September 20, 2003. 419 333.
williamdunne pondering on confessing to my skat fetish
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 05:16:27; ben_vulpes: * williamdunne currently has a neck that looks like Cheetah fur, lovely patterned bruising << furries, asphyxiation...
williamdunne: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193046 << nah, I wasn't the one being asphyxiated, and the marks are not the result of it ☝︎
jurov: but broadcast error: {u'message': u'64: tx-size', u'code': -26}
jurov: danielpbarron i tried electrum, it parsed tx properly
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 09:00:25; cazalla: good logs, good meal, no good wine to go with it but 2/3 ain't bad eh
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193153 << better than the queen gets. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: lol 0.7 implemented tx manipulation that doesn't work on 1mb sized txn ?
danielpbarron: i don't think it's even checking the validity of the tx, and is instead rejecting the hex string as being too long; I can get my 0.5.3 node to give the same error and it doesn't recognize the method
mircea_popescu: what you're saying is basically "i'm more interested in food that doesn't rely on being digested"
danielpbarron: > bitcoind: Argument list too long << my 0.7.2 node didn't like it
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 05:26:05; asciilifeform: i'm more partial to cryptocurrency that doesn't rely on clocks.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193083 << this is rank nonsense. to be money it will have to handle time. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: they are the exact equivalent of materiel. the humvees the usg lost to isis work for isis just as well.
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 05:24:07; asciilifeform: after the current set gets ddt sprayed on them
mircea_popescu: nah jurov i recall people using their own tools for that throughout
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193066 << i would not bet on that. ☝︎
jurov: maybe i'm mistaken, i thought it was alwas possible to submit tx
mircea_popescu: o nm that was fpr whole blocks
danielpbarron: jurov> danielpbarron: you tried to feed it to 0.5.3.1 << is it possible? when I type 'bitcoind help' I do not see the "send raw signed transaction" command
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193020 << sure, this is a fact. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: they're lucky anyone at all wants to work for them as it is. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why would they fire anyone ?
mod6: thestringpuller: if they did, it'd be an altcoin aka; marscoin, uranuscoin etc
jurov: danielpbarron: you tried to feed it to 0.5.3.1 ?
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: i was more imagining each planet having it's own blockchain, but I guess that's
jurov: mircea hit that with bitbet payouts, there's vitriolic trilema piece somewhere
danielpbarron: apparently transactions larger than some magic number cannot even get relayed by nodes, and only a miner can forcibly include it in a block
funkenstein_: but i was unable to broadcast
funkenstein_: http://pastebin.com/EdtwCsw1 <-- just for fun i made signed 250kb TX sending 11 millies from "cat" spam address to thebitcoin.foundation treasury
decimation: that forth cpu seems similar to that 'picolisp' cpu
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 273.09, Best ask: 273.16, Bid-ask spread: 0.07000, Last trade: 273.08, 24 hour volume: 28460.65127183, 24 hour low: 263.0, 24 hour high: 274.11, 24 hour vwap: None
asciilifeform: mats: i remember that one - pretty neat! http://www.excamera.com/sphinx/fpga-j1.html << original www of it
funkenstein_: masked gunman to clerk: "I'm here to keep you on financial life support"
asciilifeform: i doubt they need as many as 700
asciilifeform: decimation: just how many people does the redmond beast need to collect winblowz rent and craft 'bugs' ?
assbot: Microsoft cutting up to 7,800 jobs ... ( http://bit.ly/1gnTuzw )
decimation: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/07/08/report-big-job-cuts-expected-microsoft/29853657/ "Microsoft's deal to acquire Nokia's handset business in 2013 -- one of the last acts of outgoing CEO Steve Ballmer -- has been a "head-scratcher" from the beginning, says FBR Capital Markets analyst Daniel Ives."
asciilifeform: but it will continue to suck in all sorts of other financial garbage and use it to spew forth Euros without comment, keeping other European countries on financial life support simply because they aren't Greece.'
asciilifeform: ries in line... Add to this a double-helping of double standards. The IMF won't lend to Greece because it requires some assurance of repayment; but it will continue to lend to the Ukraine, which is in default and collapsing rapidly, without any such assurances because, you see, the decision is a political one. The European Central Bank no longer accepts Greek bonds as collateral because, you see, it considers them to be junk;
asciilifeform: '...Greece's creditors refuse to consider declaring all of this bad debt null and void—not because of anything having to do with Greece, which is small enough to be forgiven much of its bad debt without causing major damage, but because of Spain, Italy and others, which, if similarly forgiven, would blow up the finances of the entire European Union. Thus, it is rather obvious that Greece is being punished to keep other count
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: was not speaking of the chunk of rock per se. see thread.
asciilifeform: and appears to be long-dead... to nobody's great surprise
assbot: Logged on 08-07-2015 12:18:05; funkenstein_: <asciilifeform> i'm more partial to cryptocurrency that doesn't rely on clocks. <-- there was one called liquidcoin
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-07-2015#1193160 << 'Fixed difficulty (0.05) / Block reward reduces 4% every 1000 blocks' (from tardstalk) ☝︎
thestringpuller: cazalla: BingoBoingo http://www.comcastro.com/podcast-virtual-currency-bitcoin-new-world-order-stevie-frederick/ << i did a qntra shoutout there
assbot: Days after Hacking Team breach, nobody fired, no customers lost | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1MeFt1k )
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://arstechnica.com/security/2015/07/days-after-hacking-team-breach-nobody-fired-no-customers-lost << mega-l0l