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mircea_popescu: now let's look at the logs : ☟︎
mircea_popescu: they are not for you ; they are for me. deedbot works an otp verification model -- you tell it to do whatever youwant, it asks you to prove you own the key, if you do it does it.
mircea_popescu: zx2c4 you understand how the logs work btw ?
mircea_popescu: !!pay zx2c4 1 ☟︎
mircea_popescu: !!rate zx2c4 1 j. a. donenfeld, wireguard guy.
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: zx2c4 the tls fails i bet.
mircea_popescu: did you two come to blows ?
mircea_popescu: please do
mircea_popescu: zx2c4 do me a favour and !!register your key
mircea_popescu: !!key zx2c4
mircea_popescu: o hey there zx2c4
mircea_popescu: gimme a break.
mircea_popescu: really, 3d printed thin nozzles ?
mircea_popescu: this is what they spec.
mircea_popescu: this magical heat exchanger getting air to -150 should be interesting.
mircea_popescu: orly ?
mircea_popescu: say what ?
mircea_popescu: ugh
mircea_popescu: so, any great stories ?
mircea_popescu: !!up britknee
mircea_popescu: !!up sashahsas
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ << and updated with the largest single day slutcrop yet!
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes do you realise the 0.5 is measured through dns and all that ? did you do same with nginx ?
mircea_popescu: heh. mkay, spherical chickens ftw.
mircea_popescu: yaya. until there's some load on it./
mircea_popescu: ideally by getting her genesis pressed once she puts it out.
mircea_popescu: it has nothing to do with apache ; let everyone who isn't hanbot fix their mp-wp
mircea_popescu: you're welcome!
mircea_popescu: britknee with friends like that no wonder you're broke!
mircea_popescu: anyway ben_vulpes here's where you thank me profusely for having saved you dicking about with entirely nonbroken stacks for an alfternity.
mircea_popescu: speaking of friends, do you have any super talented cartoon artist friends ?
mircea_popescu: lol.
mircea_popescu: britknee no i don't mean you, i mean hanbot.
mircea_popescu: see, THAT is exactly typical and properly working.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes lmao she smokes ya
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: lol, is it fun ?
mircea_popescu: britknee so what do you do for a living anyway ?
mircea_popescu: it's f00b n00b
mircea_popescu: sure lol
mircea_popescu: !!pay britknee 0.02
mircea_popescu: then monroe bought it, hence "the louisiana purchase"
mircea_popescu: well, it actually WAS a french colony. all of it.
mircea_popescu: cooking, you mean ?
mircea_popescu: the hot ones, most definitely.
mircea_popescu: i suppose it depends which.
mircea_popescu: possibly media girls sound sexy.
mircea_popescu: do they come there often ?
mircea_popescu: "chinese head-breaker". this makes sense, to them.
mircea_popescu: sashahsas you don't speak french ? it's how the frenchies say "puzzle".
mircea_popescu: just look how well supplied ben_vulpes is!
mircea_popescu: sashahsas we here at trilema terrorist republic specialize in headhurting & casse-tete chinois.
mircea_popescu: i mean a nalp not a nap.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes it's a NALP not a plan, narf!
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i am being serious.
mircea_popescu: sashahsas ok, ok, how about this -- amanap : lanac a nalp a nam a
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes why don't you just put it in production and then futz with optimisation, like normal people ? do you not know anything about webdev ?
mircea_popescu: sashahsas let's try it this way then : amanap : lanac-anal panama
mircea_popescu: trinque is this some inside joke i'm missing ?
mircea_popescu: sashahsas : a man, a plan, a canal : panama!
mircea_popescu: sashahsas so what's the best palindrome you know ?
mircea_popescu: my text is impredictible.
mircea_popescu: i'm generally livid after trying three words.
mircea_popescu: i admire your dedication to this craft.
mircea_popescu: so are you typing all this on a phone keyboard ?!
mircea_popescu: i don't hang out with them.
mircea_popescu: srsly.
mircea_popescu: !!rate sashahsas 1 receptionislut.
mircea_popescu: lol.
mircea_popescu: the whole story is whether it waits for a timeout somewhere.
mircea_popescu: i don't even know that it knows what a port is or what to do with the colon.
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: !!up sashahsas
mircea_popescu: i don't believe it's either apache or mysql. i expect is unhappy interaction between your ad-hoc dns mapping and mp-wp.
mircea_popescu: that's what's going on, it tries to find itself and waits for timeout.
mircea_popescu: it must know its own address ; either put it in normally or else i guess edit wp-settings.php to contain your nutty self-reference
mircea_popescu: item doesn't work that way
mircea_popescu: ah, lol. are you referencing the mp-wp as "localhost:800/whatever/index.php" ?
mircea_popescu: because that'd add a timeout
mircea_popescu: is your mp-wp isntall depending on eg a theme you don't have referencing images that don't exist or w/e ?\
mircea_popescu: ok so then, you don;'t have an apache problem.
mircea_popescu: well, is this 2.7 s to first byte ? or total page load ?
mircea_popescu: something that can go into eg https://tools.pingdom.com/
mircea_popescu: do you have an usable outside url ?
mircea_popescu: this is nutty.
mircea_popescu: does it take just as long for a dummy index.html ?
mircea_popescu: how do you measure the 2.7 second ?
mircea_popescu: bizarre.
mircea_popescu: well... here, let's show instead http://trilema.com/2018/the-snows-of-ten-years-ago-almost/
mircea_popescu: in a prior life.
mircea_popescu: one of my slavegirls used to work that actually
mircea_popescu: haha nice.
mircea_popescu: what do you work, anyway ?
mircea_popescu: !!pay sashahsas 0.02
mircea_popescu: heya.
mircea_popescu: !!up sashahsas
mircea_popescu: !!up britknee
mircea_popescu: !!up sashahsas
mircea_popescu: i use workers.