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ascii_field: bicyclist causes column of cars behind him to waste far more fuel than he ever could hope to save
shinohai: I have a bike, but around here you just ride in the damned street. I only use mine downtown to *avoid* traffic
mircea_popescu: "ima paint a line on your ass so it's half train depot"
mircea_popescu: "oh, the town house painted a line on the sidewalk so it's half bycicle route now"
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: i always found it peculiar that bicycles are permitted on normal roads where i live - but not horses
mircea_popescu: i suppose i looked enough like i was gonna fucking kill them on the spot that they bitched and ran off each time, but hot damned i regret not having fed one his wheel.
mircea_popescu: i occasionally ~used to~ have altercation with dumbass bike derps who not only were on the sidewalk but had the unmitigated audacity to ring their dumbass bell.
mircea_popescu: no but i fucking hate that shit. "you know what we'll do to fix the problem of dumbass cars encroaching on pedestrian everything ? we'll make cheaper cvasi-cars so all the dumbass hipsters who can't afford a car can still get in your way"
shinohai: There was a guy lived a few streets over that got locked up for throwing water-filled condoms at any Mexican that rode by his house on a bike.
mircea_popescu: and if a bunch of biking fucktards move on that sidewalk ima start carrying a billy club
davout: "Là, tout n'est qu'ordre et beauté, Luxe, calme et volupté."
davout: the netherlands, the place where they cut roads from bike lanes
mircea_popescu: argentina is pretty much the only place i've seen that has the sanity to cut bike lanes out of the street. everyone seems to always cut them out of fucking sidewalks.
shinohai: I suppose it never occurred to them to pray about it, leave it in God's hands and all.
davout: "The parking loss would place an unconstitutionally undue burden on people who want to pray, the church argues"
punkman: is it the Church of Hamplanets?
assbot: D.C. church says a bike lane would infringe upon its constitutional ‘rights of religious freedom’ - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1Msc4PA )
mircea_popescu: much to everyone's feigned surprise, ITS THE STANDARDS, STUPID.
mircea_popescu: ematicians and the practitioners: an adversary can perform a single enormous computation to “crack” a particular prime, then easily break any individual connection that uses that prime." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: "For the nerds in the audience, here’s what’s wrong: If a client and server are speaking Diffie-Hellman, they first need to agree on a large prime number with a particular form. There seemed to be no reason why everyone couldn’t just use the same prime, and, in fact, many applications tend to use standardized or hard-coded primes. But there was a very important detail that got lost in translation between the math
mircea_popescu: tru to life too. "he tried to make the trains wear out the rail!" ☟︎
phf: but no reason to mention what % is maggot << no reason because su had maggot % written into GOSTs. any more or less, and you're vreditel and counterrevolutionary. in america all meat has maggots because customers come to expect, unless you buy at gourmet store in which case ask specifically for "maggot free"
mircea_popescu: yeah, im totally ultra-sure bitcoin cares about all the particular way people who got their egos wounded by it misunderstand or misrepresent it.
mircea_popescu: sec had nothing to say on the topic.
assbot: Logged on 15-10-2015 09:42:48; davout: aha, so crowdfunders supposed to get stock, but end up with worthless factom tokens
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2015#1299369 << reddit did this exact thing. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2015#1299334 << hola. will be sending your thing later today! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: it's the thing.
assbot: Logged on 15-10-2015 03:27:48; asciilifeform: advertise 'we sold ten tonnes of meat', but no reason to mention what % is maggot
assbot: Logged on 15-10-2015 03:22:38; asciilifeform: but how is this a cargo cult? what i'm seeing is a very small but functioning airplane
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2015#1299295 << except we weren't discussing iceboxes, we were discussing iphones ; and "casinos" and business organizers bought on time. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: o look at that, time for the monthly ddos trilema exercise in futility ?
jurov: "For the most common strength of Diffie-Hellman (1024 bits), it would cost a few hundred million dollars to build a machine, based on special purpose hardware, that would be able to crack one Diffie-Hellman prime every year."
shinohai: Trolling everyone that will listen, wasn't that the motherboard attention whore ?
davout: either extremely stupid, or subtly trolling /r/buttcoin
punkman: I think I should make a little script that does the reverse, if you have js turned on, it deletes all the page contents
davout: punkman: wow, the foundation vs. inc thing does sound scammy as fuck. in addition to the business model itself that is :D
assbot: Factom — Announcing the Factom Software Sale ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiFohy )
BingoBoingo: Give it a try. I'll be sleeping soon. No hurry.
shinohai: I still want to do a Qntra piece BingoBoingo, dunno if I can do a factom story. Wow though.
BingoBoingo: But if any actual person is losing their shirt to Factom it is too late to save them.
punkman: so I guess first token sale was done by the "Foundation", then "Inc" sold some more tokens and equity
BingoBoingo: Or did they write the coindesk article?
punkman: whoever wrote the londonstockexchange announcement just looked at the coindesk article
BingoBoingo: There's subtleties to this mess
punkman: they also sold 7.8% of their shares to a 3rd party which then sold to 406 crowdfunders
assbot: Factom Inc. - Bringing the Blockchain to Business ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiCUjq )
punkman: BingoBoingo: the "1500 software purchasers" refers to buyers of their token sale, not the equity sale
HeySteve: I'm interested in BTS for a project to secure rental deposits using cryptocurrency
BingoBoingo: punkman: That is a poor way to be a charitable reader.
punkman: BingoBoingo: I think "software license" was there because they didn't want to say "coin"
assbot: Charles Hoskinson Critiques BitShares Technology, Adoption, Management and Respect - Beyondbitcoin.org ... ( http://bit.ly/1GIbuLP )
BingoBoingo: But yeah. Easy way for someone who wants to test their outrage organ to try a qntra.
BingoBoingo: <davout> aha, so crowdfunders supposed to get stock, but end up with worthless factom tokens << NOt even tokens, licenses
davout: so basically the first crowdsale scam is used to pimp the financial reports of the company, in order to pull off the second scam, the the seed round
davout: aha, so crowdfunders supposed to get stock, but end up with worthless factom tokens ☟︎
BingoBoingo: davout: Crowdfunders got converted to vaporware "software licensees" not really urgent or important. Just opportunity for anyone who wants to try sharpening their vitriol.
davout: BingoBoingo: pls to point
funkenstein_: well then those are some gross sales
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_: Story is what happened to the crowdfunders...
funkenstein_: "For the 9 months ended 30 September 2015 Factom had gross sales of US$628,337 (resulting in a trading loss of US$358,142 for the period). "
funkenstein_: aha thanks davout, so "gpg --sign -a mytext.txt" is how it was made
davout: "when it completes its anticipated Series A funding in the first half of 2016." <<< sure.
BingoBoingo: funkenstein_ punkman davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2015#1299284 will stay open for at least a few more hours if anyone wants to give it a try ☝︎
funkenstein_: just ascii armor i guess but how to make it?
funkenstein_: http://dpaste.com/0MJK5WR <-- this noob (/me) can't figure out how that was made
assbot: Pay No Attention to the Server Behind the Proxy: Mapping FinFisher’s Continuing Proliferation - The Citizen Lab ... ( http://bit.ly/1MDdmMh )
punkman: might as well be "viral marketing" from the studio that runs that
davout: kept relating it to other flavors of stupidity while reading it
davout: tlp article "Academics Hide Drug Company Payments" pretty interesting, and definitely not limited to pharma
assbot: This Is What Women With The Same BMI Look Like Side By Side ... ( http://bit.ly/1jpLMqD )
assbot: Zafgen’s Epoxide Adventure | In the Pipeline ... ( http://bit.ly/1G6QlA0 )
assbot: Something Has Happened to Zafgen, But What? | In the Pipeline ... ( http://bit.ly/1G6QfIF )
BingoBoingo: "The first beneficiary of the foundation, Dorsey said via Twitter, would be Ferguson, a city that he visited during the unrest that followed the August 2014 fatal shooting of Michael Brown, 18, by police Officer Darren Wilson."
BingoBoingo: Oh, look what third world shithole will be the beneficiary of Twitter-Payments Edition's IPO http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/ferguson-could-be-beneficiary-of-square-public-offering/article_353be58d-0e55-58b1-881d-94da6ad52e07.html
BingoBoingo: Low hanging, yet not particularly urgent fruit for anyone who wants to try their hand at a qntra
asciilifeform: advertise 'we sold ten tonnes of meat', but no reason to mention what % is maggot ☟︎
asciilifeform is mildly curious re: whether this flavour of nonsense even pretends to physically exist, as product, or is straight bezzle laundry
asciilifeform: ed among multiple parties. The validation and verification tools let the client audit these transactions in real time or run more sophisticated business process analysis of systems in the future.'
asciilifeform: 'Factom's software allows companies to maintain a permanent, time-stamped record of their data tied to blockchains, reducing the cost and complexity of conducting audits, managing records, and complying with government regulations. n the financial services industry, Factom tools let customers build transparent accountability systems for the financial industry, helping clients build immutable records that can be synced and shar
asciilifeform: but how is this a cargo cult? what i'm seeing is a very small but functioning airplane ☟︎
mircea_popescu: here's the thing : cargo cult is what savages / pacific islanders / subhuman monkeys do as a reaction to exposure to actual hjuman beings and their civilisation.
asciilifeform: pretense how? is the refrigerator box a hobo lives in a pretense of a house ? or merely the only house he can afford
mircea_popescu: seriously, if all yhou have are "not enough money to be a retired midwestern mobster" what you do is go south and try to pretend ?
mircea_popescu: in the pretense.
asciilifeform: but where's the 'ustardation' ? all i see thus far is poverty
mircea_popescu: not really too much to tell. buncha old dudes who couldn't really afford to live in the states [to their expectations], hitting the casinos and the 5 foot nothing whores of san jose.
assbot: Logged on 15-10-2015 00:28:18; mircea_popescu: heck, the fucking "expat" group in costa rica had it./
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2015#1299118 << would be entertaining to hear more of this ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i've seen many skins, i've yet to meet one without a single mole on it.
mircea_popescu: but I know who they hired.
mircea_popescu: but you know WHO they hired.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this misses a fairly big chunk of reality, where hiring is not done publicly but through meatwot
mircea_popescu: "we don't care what the unknown animal sounds like. what does it eat ?"
mircea_popescu: "If you ever do find yourself working for a startup, here's a handy tip for evaluating competitors. Read their job listings. Everything else on their site may be stock photos or the prose equivalent, but the job listings have to be specific about what they want, or they'll get the wrong candidates." << this is actually very much correct.
BingoBoingo: Or anyone else who wants to cut their teeth on a qntra story?
nubbins`: autographs for only 5 tx fees
BingoBoingo: Oh, nubbins` the celebrity is back
asciilifeform: and yes, cost is not a scalar. but as someone who actually buys things i am led to partially differentiate. i.e. if i personally need max cpu ~quantity~ for my personal bag of money, i will be buying z80.
asciilifeform: recall the crashing flashlight ?