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phf: i was at bunnie's talk (the guy behind novena) at 2005 toorcon, the subject was hardware r.e. and it covered the end to end process of discovering and extracting something like intel's rootkit from the die. the approach is to remove the outer plastic cover from the chip using some form of etching, image the exposed circuit with increasily higher resolution devices culminating with electron microscope and then figure out what the ☟︎
asciilifeform: vulpes_a_hopital: it's essentially a pogo with a buncha weird turds welded on...
vulpes_a_hopital: i think i can see the smoke from here
vulpes_a_hopital: wait but what if we put mats trimmed down linux on it
asciilifeform: whole thing is an elaborate exercise in delusionism ☟︎
asciilifeform: speaking of what the authors see as sop
asciilifeform: 'A Laptop With No Secrets' << lies even in the title
vulpes_a_hopital: does it actually need the d, asciilifeform?
vulpes_a_hopital: gonna try to get kiddo dressed as a sperm for at least one
asciilifeform: aaand then we get to where they put modern systemdized linux on the thing, etc.
vulpes_a_hopital: dictopus cocktopus, the octopus with cock tentacles in a toga
vulpes_a_hopital: my halloween costumes for the next seven years are all cock themed
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you took your wife out on the town dressed as a cow ? ☟︎
vulpes_a_hopital: pete_dushenski is the joke there that the girl's the one working? ☟︎
pete_dushenski: and on that bombshell, i'm off for a night out !
asciilifeform: 'Another advantage was Freescale’s policy of distributing a very detailed reference manual covering most of the chip’s real estate without requiring a nondisclosure agreement.' >> 'most' ?!
pete_dushenski: 'not that women are cattle' (tm)
pete_dushenski: speaking of costumes, i've pulled off the most magical trio for the family for this halloween : papa is the beplaided farmer, mama the milky moo-cow, baby the curious calf ! ☟︎
vulpes_a_hopital: fpga aside, we've done the fpga thread to death
vulpes_a_hopital: http://spectrum.ieee.org/consumer-electronics/portable-devices/novena-a-laptop-with-no-secrets << tell me stan, where's the scam in this one?
mircea_popescu: ie, he has to provide 3% of the wattage, "we'll match your output 30:1!"
pete_dushenski: dildo makes costume too much fun ?
mircea_popescu: vulpes_a_hopital do what the usg does : differential leverage.
assbot: Olympic Cyclist Vs. Toaster: Can He Power It? - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1MXUIdN )
mircea_popescu: ironically, this would prolly be a killer business in portland.
mircea_popescu: a choice of either that or the same in hot pink, or rainbow.
mircea_popescu: make a uniform for working out, too
pete_dushenski: power hair dryer + tv + smartph0ne charger
mircea_popescu: only accept couples, make the dudes work butt off on stationary to power wifey hair dryer.
mircea_popescu: vulpes_a_hopital it'd be so great tho, Cuckolds' Gym and Hair Salon.
assbot: Staggering Thought of The Day | Partial Objects ... ( http://bit.ly/1MXUgfv )
vulpes_a_hopital: a but harnessing customers output to reduce the electrical bill has gotta be beyond any argentine
mircea_popescu: ok. there's a gym - and - peluqueria combo.
mircea_popescu: better than anything they got in wash dc!
vulpes_a_hopital: sounds like a cheap ticket to food poisoning
vulpes_a_hopital: great pickup spot if you like socializing with people who a) do their own laundry and b) have it done somewhere far away from their place
mircea_popescu: there is, in this town, a place where they sell food by the pound. and you can get a pound of cooked shrimp for ~2 dollars.
mircea_popescu: ok, let me try and win this.
vulpes_a_hopital: mircea_popescu: yeah we have one too
vulpes_a_hopital: no kid under 19 with a skateboard within twenty blocks of the thing is ever EVER bothered by the cops
mircea_popescu: vulpes_a_hopital there's a bar cum laundromat somewhere in ohio
assbot: Whyte Avenue (Edmonton, Alberta): Address, Point of Interest & Landmark Reviews - TripAdvisor ... ( http://bit.ly/1MXThfa )
vulpes_a_hopital: asciilifeform: this might trip a bit or two for you
pete_dushenski lives quite close to 'whyte ave'
vulpes_a_hopital: "well okay then."
vulpes_a_hopital: cop stopped me and three friends skating in a church on a day off from school
mircea_popescu: because - obviously - it pays the best. from the perspective of the horde of chimps wishing to be professors of nothing in particular just as long as professors.
mircea_popescu: not unlike the ridiculous view of field grunts that hey, they know better than the chief of staff what's what, antin-intellectual "social scientists" a la dundes would like best an unsystematic AND UNSYSTEMATIZABLE "science"
mircea_popescu: editor Alan Dundes dismisses Campbell's work, characterizing him as a popularizer: "like most universalists, he is content to merely assert universality rather than bother to document it. […] If Campbell's generalizations about myth are not substantiated, why should students consider his work?"
mircea_popescu: funny, that objection is in the wikipedia verbatim
asciilifeform: pet: 'like many systematicists, campbell overstates the universality of his patterns'
mircea_popescu: there's a "social sciences perspective" now, and i'm supposed to believe it is != granstmanship.
mircea_popescu: "Others have found the categories Campbell works with so vague as to be meaningless, and lacking the support required of scholarly argument: Crespi (1990), writing in response to Campbell's filmed presentation of his model characterized it as "...unsatisfying from a social science perspective."
mircea_popescu: answer : a bunch of ustards will swoop in, pretending the field didn't end and insisting field enders are badmkay and raceys on top of everything
asciilifeform: at any rate, in practice the thing never shows up unless there's a gang of chimps making a public mess.
mircea_popescu: anyone wants to know what happens if one dares END a field ?
mircea_popescu: A tendency to think in generic terms of people, races ... is undoubtedly the profoundest flaw in mythological thinking.""
mircea_popescu: According to Northup (2006), mainstream scholarship of comparative mythology since Campbell has moved away from "highly general and universal" categories in general.[13] This attitude is illustrated by e.g. Consentino (1998), who remarks "It is just as important to stress differences as similarities, to avoid creating a (Joseph) Campbell soup of myths that loses all local flavor."[14] Similarly, Ellwood (1999) stated "
mircea_popescu: "Scholars have questioned the validity or usefulness of the monomyth category.
shinohai: In Southern culture they use the term to exclusively refer to vans that haul off truants ....
asciilifeform: 'black maria' to brits
mircea_popescu: if i had kids there and they wanted money i would go "you can't have a penny until all those atrocities have been burned down"
asciilifeform: shinohai: 'paddy wagon' refers to all policewagen as a class
mircea_popescu: it is inconceivable that they exist.
asciilifeform: how would i know, i don't drive one of these things
mircea_popescu: and the kids don't burn them up ?
mircea_popescu: ahahahaah truancy police omfg
asciilifeform: of course, vulpes_a_hopital could paint his son brown and make sure he learns correct sp pronounciation - then he will be left alone.
asciilifeform: where i live, there are even vans, marked 'truancy police'
vulpes_a_hopital: there are seven year olds wandering my neighborhood at all hours of the day. unattended.
asciilifeform: (if anyone notices you have them, and they aren't taking the usg exams, you will have problems)
asciilifeform: and keep the spawn in your cellar
vulpes_a_hopital: otherwise, the kids have a mother, and if she can't outperform the daycare you dun fukked up.
asciilifeform: vulpes_a_hopital: the alternative is either 'home school' or be an outlaw
assbot: Logged on 29-10-2015 16:25:51; ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2015#1310803 << last i heard, this costs money.
vulpes_a_hopital: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2015#1310818 << if you've swallowed the spittoon of east coast usthink, the alternative could only be "private school", which yes—"if you have to ask" is "expensive" ☝︎
asciilifeform: was kinda the opposite
mircea_popescu: vaguely reminds me of the dude nubbins prosecuted, with the "hand made" laser etched wood clunks
asciilifeform: eventually the thing earned the rare distinction of being a sufficiently outrageous fraud to be... booted off 'kickstarter.'
asciilifeform: and it wasn't beard, but the hair on his arm.
asciilifeform: but he decided, for some chumpatronic reason, to pretend that it is a 'leaking fiber'
assbot: Logged on 29-10-2015 22:59:54; mircea_popescu: iirc there was some guy burning his beard off with "revolutionary laser shaver" in the logs
pete_dushenski: shinohai if you could buy them, sure
shinohai: thx pete_dushenski .... might buy a few hundred, duct tape them together and melt the white house
assbot: Logged on 29-10-2015 21:46:21; mircea_popescu: (yes there's a deep reason for the schism, no it has nothing to do with politics. the western church mostly provided laas, the eastern church baas.)
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2015#1311393 << as in the sung notes ? ☝︎
pete_dushenski: ^lazr was on there
Namworld: I tried both email and username with that password
Namworld: Hmm, maybe I'm too stupid to enter a password... but this doesn't seem to work.
mircea_popescu: iirc there was some guy burning his beard off with "revolutionary laser shaver" in the logs ☟︎
mircea_popescu: lol. nah, it'll just create a market for carpal tunnel potions.
Namworld: [18:46] <+mircea_popescu> next thing you know you're either making your firebolt wands vibrate or go out of the mage business.
Namworld: I could see accidents happen with those 2 features combined
mircea_popescu: well, that takes care of that. but otherwise, yeah.
mircea_popescu: do you trick your kid any ?
diana_coman: it's not a tree anymore!
diana_coman: if it's not called a tree
diana_coman: that the name is what things are
diana_coman: so they will logically derive at the same time
diana_coman: and every time they get...a name