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mircea_popescu: from memory.
mircea_popescu: i recently had my penis made out of marzipan
mircea_popescu: as not all people can smell it.
mircea_popescu: then it turned out that in fact yes all people do it, but the ability to SMELL it is the genetic trait
mircea_popescu: fun fact : mercaptane actually is a natural byproduct of asparagus digestion in mammals. for a long time people imagined the ability to excrete it in urine is genetically dependent, as apparently not all people did it.
mircea_popescu: what the heck do you mix to go from one to the other ?
mircea_popescu: i can actually distinguish mercaptane from ethilthiol
mircea_popescu: jurov no way. i can detect more scents than colors.
mircea_popescu: "you wouldn't download a car" ? oyestheywould.
mircea_popescu: all the car buyers want to be... unique.
mircea_popescu: that could potentially be everything tho
mircea_popescu: incidentally... 3d molecularbiologizing... get cartridges of all the elements, print any substance.
mircea_popescu: no future for 3d printing in this.
mircea_popescu: i guess it'd have to be implemented electronically rather than chemically.
mircea_popescu: this is the future of social media : tastegram
mircea_popescu: im reduced to one hand typing
mircea_popescu: omfg they're great
mircea_popescu: so i bought these slightly smoked plums
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: about a million btc giver or take atm
mircea_popescu: perhaps.
mircea_popescu: nah, non-compliant corps will crush the entire system, from sec down to all corps and their subcontractors.
mircea_popescu: with the mention that those WERE the good accountants. they won't be, in a decade or two.
mircea_popescu: i guess it does.
mircea_popescu: benkay yea.
mircea_popescu: and the actual clients, of course, but that's slowly coming into place.
mircea_popescu: you need to be in the wot and have a reputation before you'll get demand from any clients
mircea_popescu: i think tho the consolidation of subsidiaries can be done easily by a) disalowing unlisted subsidiaries and b) mark to market.
mircea_popescu: hopefully more of that stuff can go in as more of your profession start being available for the corps to do the stuff.
mircea_popescu: PierreCPA yeah.
mircea_popescu: the executive leadership is for taking the burns once it blows up
mircea_popescu: notrly. the duck does that part.
mircea_popescu: benkay either that or "sorry, but we had to spend it eventually"
mircea_popescu: have you SEEN the eve devs ? i'd rather buy a zoo
mircea_popescu: after last month's haha aren;t you glad we didn't spend anything
mircea_popescu: no, but i gotta follow up with something for investor's benefit.
mircea_popescu: anyway, all this is going in s.mg feb report, so.
mircea_popescu: which is always nice to have.
mircea_popescu: moreover, an important point to be considered is that the real assets of btc corps act as an absolutel bottom in the btc exchange.
mircea_popescu: "oh if only we had spent btc at 1200 to acquire real goods now worth 2x in btc"
mircea_popescu: benkay speaking of that discussion, this month is quite the reverse.
mircea_popescu: PierreCPA since you're here, you can look over http://trilema.com/2013/accounting-for-the-nonzero-asset-corporation-the-mpex-standard/
mircea_popescu: you only see them once they swell
mircea_popescu: they're about the size of afids really.
mircea_popescu: truffles from tic.
mircea_popescu: never fuck a doe bareback again.
mircea_popescu: let that be a lesson to you young man
mircea_popescu: yeah
mircea_popescu: didja ever find the viruses you were looking for ?
mircea_popescu: awww ty deadweasel.
mircea_popescu: how long does the average incompetent lotto winner take to be broke ? eh ?
mircea_popescu: this guy is like jesse james.
mircea_popescu: bitcoin needs more accounting professionals.
mircea_popescu: welcome.
mircea_popescu: PierreCPA o you the twitter guy ?
mircea_popescu: yeah, and then what's the op to do ? you get the goxbtc and claim you didn't.
mircea_popescu: so what, half escrow ?
mircea_popescu: also, you need someone with a gox acct to escrow for you neh ?
mircea_popescu: that is possibly the most insane thing i heard ever since i heard of people "buying pirate debt"
mircea_popescu: o get out. i'm not helping you do that. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones maybe salty spitoon ? or you mean irc ?
mircea_popescu: benkay that's sensible.
mircea_popescu: talk about graceful degradations : tweets including references to #bitcoin-assets are auto-hashtagged "bitcoin" because that's how their parser works.
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=452111.msg4977482#msg4977482 << ThickAsThieves check it out, quartz had another article.
mircea_popescu: B007 i figured you must be in school.
mircea_popescu: derping about with a purpose is necessary for your sanity.
mircea_popescu: what work. not like you go dig up coal in a mine or anything.
mircea_popescu: B007 if you didn't work you'd just go crazy.
mircea_popescu: but today ?! what difference does it make, 99% of all derps live in the same exact conditions anyway
mircea_popescu: i mean back before roosevelt i could understand it, being poor meant fucking starving.
mircea_popescu: how come everyone wants to be rich these days.
mircea_popescu: "Their roulette is technically provably fair and they are publishing complete results from previous day. But they are cheating in such naive way that they simply change outcome of roulette game when needed and later in published results from previous day they show different outcome, which is correct one but was not used."
mircea_popescu: this is kinda lulz.y
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=450797.msg4962212#msg4962212
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: a ok.
mircea_popescu: benkay so did ognasty finally crap out or what ?
mircea_popescu: by the time you're done with that you're rich already and don't even know when you bought copumpkin a new bionic girlfriend/maid.
mircea_popescu: B007 you get your words very well defined and your questions super sharp
mircea_popescu: benkay nothing because iirc i was holding the whole load.
mircea_popescu: it never actually got to be a cogent point
mircea_popescu: this was never judged.
mircea_popescu: ello.
mircea_popescu: this all happened much before expiration.
mircea_popescu: which were low.
mircea_popescu: people panicked and sold into my MM bids
mircea_popescu: then the forum cartel backtracked
mircea_popescu: the thing opened, all full of trepidation, abunch were bought
mircea_popescu: that's not exactly correct.
mircea_popescu: benkay "Predictably1, BS&T failed to issue the number of bonds they'd committed to, and Popescu was relieved of his obligation to pay out on the above synthetics."
mircea_popescu: they really seemed like they're competent for a while.
mircea_popescu: i r so disappoint with that thing.
mircea_popescu: a sort of kraken of 2012 as it turns out.
mircea_popescu: and meni rosenfeld moved on to to obscure turd pushing with what was going to become bitdaytrade
mircea_popescu: eventually glbse cratered and erased the thing.
mircea_popescu: after the synth price normalised and soon enough it was in the shitter.
mircea_popescu: because that's what counted for a market back then, a buncha forum tards being friendly
mircea_popescu: anyway, in the case there : at the time the difficulty had gone up maybe 50% over 3 months, the dividends were mostly absent and the thing still traded "At price"
mircea_popescu: total disconnect from reality.
mircea_popescu: there's some schmuck from the early days plainly stating it in some thread, "the ipo is not for investors to make money but for the company to make money" or somesuch.