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mircea_popescu: lan, lattes and lycantrophy
mircea_popescu: yeah, i know.
mircea_popescu: o look, davout uses lvmh for a compiler.
mircea_popescu: none of this solid fruit looking stuff
mircea_popescu: scam. my coffee was liquid
mircea_popescu: they're probably peeberries anyway
mircea_popescu: "o, it's our time now!!"
mircea_popescu: dub because people saw dumb on a marquee and got all excited
mircea_popescu: nubbins` that's just the italian spelling
mircea_popescu: or is that the tanzanian toffee
mircea_popescu: that it spins around your kitchen screaming ?
mircea_popescu: the same coffee he wouldn't order in seattle either"
mircea_popescu: could order in a hypopotetical romania
mircea_popescu: ridin' a hipopotamus
mircea_popescu: "a hypotetical you darlin'
mircea_popescu: like for a chick with a guitar
mircea_popescu: that could be a song
mircea_popescu: so i guess this is true...
mircea_popescu: but i don't order it in seattle either
mircea_popescu: how do they call the police ? "hello officer. vente low fat nutrasour evilguy!!!!" ?
mircea_popescu: what if you go there and tell the girl "i just want you for the sex" ?
mircea_popescu: i don't think they have one in this town, and likely i wouldn't want to go there anyway
mircea_popescu: what happens if you go "vodka"
mircea_popescu: moiety he could just get an enema, but he's too bicurious for that.
mircea_popescu: but that's not nonfat
mircea_popescu: what's the other half ?
mircea_popescu: half-soy ?
mircea_popescu: and no girljuice ?
mircea_popescu: what are you supposed to do after lunch ?
mircea_popescu: your doctor who is french forbid to you, a frenchman, coffee ? and this happened in france ?
mircea_popescu: pankkake so have some coffee
mircea_popescu: mod6 when the us got involved.
mircea_popescu: what happens if i order insalata caprese ?
mircea_popescu: so how do you say tall, grande ?
mircea_popescu: but the italians don't use ounces
mircea_popescu: moiety no, i mean, do like 200
mircea_popescu: what's a venti ?
mircea_popescu: well she's supposed to know what to order
mircea_popescu: i usually say "order me a coffee"
mircea_popescu: it's "make me a coffee so and so etc", which hey, ceo for drinks ?
mircea_popescu: wait wait. so basically... they want to be me, except with something small that they can understand. it's not "build me a thing so and so and back and forth", which is what execs do all day.
mircea_popescu: wait what ?!
mircea_popescu: pankkake wouldn't all that be nullified by a) it being free and b) you waiting in line ?
mircea_popescu: it is beyond me how that entire thing continues to function.
mircea_popescu: "I have no idea what's going on yet i'm stuffing shit in my mouth"
mircea_popescu: "Despite the popularity, customers seemed confused about what exactly was going on."
mircea_popescu: nubbins` what's to like ?! it's a cafeteria.
mircea_popescu: pankkake it's service, right ? the value of a cup of coffee in and of itself is ~zero
mircea_popescu: who the fuck saves for a cup of coffee
mircea_popescu: nubbins` but a tv i can see. some poor people save for a tv.
mircea_popescu: moiety haha over a little more than 6 plays
mircea_popescu: i don't care it is free, what bummery is this
mircea_popescu: who the fuck waits an hour for a cup of coffee
mircea_popescu: moiety o hey, you actualy did it ?
mircea_popescu: captchas come from stupid, this comes from math
mircea_popescu: nah
mircea_popescu: they're famous for allowing computers to fool humans.
mircea_popescu: the "brain" involved is an application of markov chains.
mircea_popescu: much healtheir on the long run
mircea_popescu: post pics with stuff inserted or w/e.
mircea_popescu: if you must have the negative reinforcement just do humiliation,
mircea_popescu: don't do anything drastic like hurting yourself over failure
mircea_popescu: http://www.loper-os.org/bad-at-entropy/manmach.html moiety try that, see if you can get above 70% or so
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: hm. anyone have a link handy to that number guesser asciilifeform made ?
mircea_popescu: you know what a markov chain is ?
mircea_popescu: if you're not doing anything else, learning to turn a new trick can only improve your street value.
mircea_popescu: irc bots are not that hard, you just get a supybot to run and then learn to tweak it
mircea_popescu: maybe command could be ..beat
mircea_popescu: moiety if you know how to code you can prolly make an irc bot to do men pics
mircea_popescu: whoa.
mircea_popescu: u jelly ?
mircea_popescu: she just does weird makeup, has boobjobs and ribs removed that's all
mircea_popescu: maybe she's just a traditionally brought up girl that doesn't suck it, doesn't swallow and doesn't share her age
mircea_popescu: haha
mircea_popescu: nipples don't do anything.
mircea_popescu: see ? you gotta rub the clit a little.
mircea_popescu: she can't be over 30 can she ?
mircea_popescu: she actually missing ribs ?
mircea_popescu: it's not such a rare body type for white eastern girls. pretty much the true caucasian type.
mircea_popescu: o the tiraspol chick
mircea_popescu: moiety whossat and why not ?
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: less work.
mircea_popescu: but tbh much happier this way.
mircea_popescu: 't listen.
mircea_popescu: post averted, i was just about to publish a rant about how they jus' don
mircea_popescu: smart guy.
mircea_popescu: davout i guess you're right, a large part of the problem was semantical anyway
mircea_popescu: navet lol
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: davout which ?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell Jere_Jones now is the time when you go "o hello assets, you were right, i was wrong, thank you for advising me even if i was too clueless to understand you know much better than me"
mircea_popescu: the other's just a toy.
mircea_popescu: yes but only one made a pretense to accuracy
mircea_popescu: french polynesia
mircea_popescu: maybe in like south america or some shit.
mircea_popescu: barbie is about 20. the average twenty year old is not built like a flatbed truck
mircea_popescu: the one on the right.,
mircea_popescu: i dunno in what shitty country that's the average woman srsly.