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mod6: i never made it to alberta.
mod6: you've gotta skip the next wedding and see!
mod6: i'd have to pull out a sweet card like MP, or an abacus from my shorts.
pete_dushenski: "prove it !" they say
mod6: i played in one in tucson, but most guys couldn't play very well, and I had a hard time adjusting to no-contact.
pete_dushenski: mod6: do you tell them you're co-chair of the terrorist software league ?
mod6: every now and then i go to open-skate just to `think & clear my mind' type of thing. every now and then guys try to get me to join mens league but I just don't have the extra time.
shinohai: The bane of Southern living is having to play street hockey on rollerblades, so that's all I know.
pete_dushenski: despite lack to 'organised' teamery
mod6: pete_dushenski: ha, that'd be awesome.
mod6: i still feel like im better on skates than on regular shoes sometimes
mod6: from about 4 to 18
pete_dushenski: mod6: what sport were you playing back in the day ?
pete_dushenski: i mentally associate wall sits with beep tests and the like
mod6: after about ~1 minute your legs feel like they're going to burst into flames.
mod6: back in the day coach used to make us do those for punishment.
pete_dushenski: next thing i know, five minutes and ten seconds have elapsed, and i'm collapsed on the floor, writhing in discomfort but strangely satisfied
pete_dushenski: i don't remember being able to do much more than a minute-thirty back then, but i figure, hey, let's give this another shot
pete_dushenski: so i tried a wall sit for the first time in, like, 5 years last night.
pete_dushenski: so i updated the article with alf's citation last night, only to wake up, do a bit of digging, and find ^
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell asciilifeform i raise you an even earlier one still ! http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-05-2013#12053 ☝︎
mod6: hello, this is dog.
mircea_popescu: from what i recall you gotta paste buffers to fix it asciilifeform
BingoBoingo: ascii_butugychag: Stop being so interesting to Intel Management Engine
ascii_butugychag: ;;later tell ben_vulpes weird graphics bug in mac emacs when scrolling - know a pill against this?
mircea_popescu: hey everyone - fuck the us in the butt today. soon enough it'll be too loose to get anyone off.
mircea_popescu: but geting raped by local powers? who's next, turkey ?
mircea_popescu: fucking derps. that they're on their knees while china dribbles on their chin i can understand.
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 05:45:16; mats: http://usun.state.gov/remarks/7066 'We didn’t know exactly when, but we began to really come to the reality that this demand was in fact prolonging the war, creating greater agony and suffering, and not getting us anywhere but in a stalemate.'
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356240 << it was sometime between the first time and the second time hussein bahamas took putin's cock up the ass, just ftr. ☝︎
shinohai: I find Vexual entertaining. He drunkenly PM's me from time to time.
BingoBoingo: He's had moments of lucidity in the past. It may just be that the spirit of Vexual possesses people from time to time.
shinohai: I thought adlai was perpetually high.
shinohai: Change Tip's Victoria begging for more spammers: https://youtu.be/kS3LTp0vW6o HELP US PLOX
BingoBoingo: In further Noah news, most of the flood destruction on the Missouri side of the river is happening in majority white communities, with majority black communities unaffected. Also, the Missouri side of the river has moved from being "west" to being "bottom"
BingoBoingo: Brother's dogs are great at herding, likely comes naturally in the herding breeds.
assbot: Rasa de caine Ciobanesc mioritic - ToateAnimalele.ro ... ( http://bit.ly/22yesiT )
mircea_popescu: punkman not that hard. http://www.toateanimalele.ro/rasa-de-caine-ciobanesc-mioritic/ << meet best sheepdog in world.
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 04:30:13; ben_vulpes: watching you dig your own grave is far too entertaining
punkman: not sure I've ever seen herding dog, they must be hard to train
assbot: Retete de criza. Astazi, pisica. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1mpsa6L )
mircea_popescu: in other random news, http://trilema.com/2010/retete-de-criza-astazi-pisica/#comment-116110 << guy on the internet has an aneurism over my discussing the cooking of an [rather obvious] rabbit as if it were a cat, cusses me out romanian-style (turns out i'm racist for eating cat!) and then recommends chicken and beef. because hey, eating beef's not racist.
mircea_popescu: on the internet nobody knows who's the dog!
BingoBoingo: But they herd ewe!
mircea_popescu: very specifically female, this idiocy. once some chicks start being "x-sexual", all the bulk of them gotta be "y-sexual" because oh my god! being left behind by fashions is like the #1 fear of your average demisexual out there.
mircea_popescu: gotta rename all the things.
mircea_popescu: in other, related news, apparently the kid fashion these days is to identify as "demisexual". which you all know and love as the old "being a woman", which is to say, not getting turned on by looks, but by "other things". you know...
mircea_popescu: who the hell said gay men are more competent than straight dudes ? my okcupid inbox is FULL of 50yo derps going "nice pictures". EXACTLY what the womenz get, except these are gay. there is no sp^H^H difference!
mircea_popescu: <assbot> New Tarantino Film Features Black-on-White Gay Rape (NSFW) | Daily Stormer ... ( http://bit.ly/1OYtkNR ) << why is this notable ? of course it would, what, there's any white bois raping blacks ?!
punkman: "Maximum trade: 20 EUR"
punkman: "Need to take a selfie with the pc screen in the background showing our trade window."
BingoBoingo listens to Enya while Qntra'ing a failing business
adlai dropped the logs off in the Ideal Standard (r)
punkman: why u shit in teh logs
adlai hopes people read more goodlier next time
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for sipa from 10 to 10 with note: "if Bitcoin requires central control over its rules... it is completely uninteresting to me. Consensus changes should be done using consensus, and the default in case of controversy is no change."
adlai: not worth paying s.qntrae for this one
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] The Not Terribly Definitive Terrorist Self-Evaluation Scale. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/12/30/the-not-terribly-definitive-terrorist-self-evaluation-scale/
adlai_pheeld hands it to 8chan redd it 3y8p0e
adlai_pheeld can't believe he's not butter, because true believers are never wrong
adlai_pheeld: damn that'd have been funnier as 1234, goota work on my editing
adlai_pheeld: how does this even work
assbot: When Your Fat Pic Goes Viral as a Feminist Cautionary Tale ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNxz9h )
adlai: afly, chicken, into the phyooture.
adlai notably doesn't touch scalpl during this latest tirade, because the Real Men (tm) in the audence have already learned to dissociate snr, right?
adlai: it can tear down an "empire"
adlai: the power of trolling.
adlai: the sing and dance and laugh because. that's what ken kesey was talking about in thebook you're not patient enough to read
adlai: the best things in life are downright fucking useless
mats: http://usun.state.gov/remarks/7066 'We didn’t know exactly when, but we began to really come to the reality that this demand was in fact prolonging the war, creating greater agony and suffering, and not getting us anywhere but in a stalemate.' ☟︎
adlai: now that's a reference, if some man explains it... i'l let him now how the adlai algorithm works
adlai has so much going on s.mpoe mooning, you won't even guess how the lord keeps drooning
adlai: mircea_popescu: stop talking to yourselph, it reflects badly on the share price!
gribble: Contact (1997) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118884/>; Contact (1997 American film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(1997_American_film)>; Contact (novel) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(novel)>
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adlai: ;;later read-the-fine-logs asciilifeform please keep reminding me about that blog post, evidently murder-for-hire and shipping-for-fire aren't enough to crank thepress, but i'm sure a good cl impl of V will turn the churn
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adlai: ;;later asciilifeform please keep reminding me about that blog post, evidently murder-for-hire and shipping-for-fire aren't enough to crank thepress, but i'm sure a good cl impl of V will turn the churn
adlai: brb betting the pharm on assad getting headshot by an hero bit-asshole
gribble: Copy of Spaceballs Mega Maid "From suck to blow!" - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgdzo-7HYQI>; Gone from suck to blow! - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOAc5yt218>; Spaceballs Mega Maid Scene - 5/5 - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWNJZrdn7i4>
adlai: ;;google suck to blow
adlai: the sign just siwtched from suck to blow,isn't that dateworthy?
adlai cackles madly and mashes the !down key, but it broke an aeon.aco
adlai: ;;later tell kako assbot doesn't know how how to date, someday he'll meet a wonderful womyn and it'll all go wrong because neckbeard
adlai: kakobrekla: assbot doesn't know how how to date, someday he'll meet a wonderful womyn and it'll all go wrong because neckbeard
assbot: You rated user ben_vulpes on 13-Apr-2015, with a rating of -10, and supplied these additional notes: thinks i'm mircea_popescu.
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for ben_vulpes from 2 to 7 with note: if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
adlai: !rate ben_vulpes 7 if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
adlai: !rate ben_vulpes if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
assbot: You rated user ben_vulpes on 13-Apr-2015, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: 2015-04-27 07:36:05 ben_vulpes i can confirm that vexual's not a markov chain.
assbot: Update: Husband [M 35] is obsessed with Fat People Hate and wants me [F 33] to lose weight or get a divorce : relationships ... ( http://bit.ly/1QWXg31 )
adlai is just waiting for the bullet, it's boring already
ben_vulpes: watching you dig your own grave is far too entertaining ☟︎
adlai: but seriously, you assholes should !down me when i get too drunk all over the logs
adlai got acomplaint from an irl frand about #b-a, "why do you troll all day", how does one even...
adlai: face it fatcheeks, men like their women like jagger
assbot: Husband [M 35] is obsessed with Fat People Hate and wants me [F 33] to lose weight or get a divorce : relationships ... ( http://bit.ly/1OYvGMq )
adlai: tl;dr bet while the nickles still make a dent
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assbot: A second transmissible cancer in Tasmanian devils ... ( http://bit.ly/1OYv7Cn )