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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1357259 << talking about what something costs in usaschwitz is rather tricky ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 13:22:20; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good time to do the 128-256gb ram upgrade.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1357250 << any time ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i guess technically speaking there is no such thing as "downward volatility".
BingoBoingo: ^ Let me know in the comments if I missed anything
mircea_popescu: o look, BingoBoingo and shinohai found some chicks too tall to be on okcupid!
adlai does his... or is this not how the wot works?
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for mircea_popescu with note: pretty much the only guy who tells me when to shut up
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes asciilifeform jurov if you'd kindly consider whether the noise is worth it i'd be grateful kthx.
assbot: Trust relationship from user assbot to user adlai: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 5 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=assbot&to=adlai | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/adlai/
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for adlai with note: actually it's time to shut up.
mircea_popescu: !rate adlai -1 actually it's time to shut up.
adlai remains in the so-dumb-intentional-trolling-and-i-made-myself-laugh-that's-all-the-difference
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 10:25:27; punkman: do you know thenewdeal fellow?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1357092 << i was just skimming through the unflushed toilet, trying to discern if any ACTUAL PEOPLE had anything to say during all the braying of NON PEOPLE, ran into punkman, lolled. ☝︎
adlai: he could just read the margin notes, that's why they're there.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1357021 << if we could plox not voice this idiot again until he does enough reading to get out of so-dumb-unintentional-trolling-and-it's-not-even-funny ghetto kthx. ☝︎
adlai: you know you've had too much to think when computers start breaking from contact merely digital
BingoBoingo: if you click the navbar link
BingoBoingo: adlai: That's a mystery
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski get an actual Archive page for the Contravex already
adlai: lol, even the donation address is a bounty in favor of sedition
adlai goes back to browsing p2sh.info while fantasising about scorched-chain miner defection
mircea_popescu: anyway. lo and behold, most of the womenz trying to date online have a god damned reason for it! behind a monitor, nobody knows you're short!
adlai has some japanese magazines to sell you!
mircea_popescu: once some chick fucks an octopus AND CONCEIVES we're in mule territory.
mircea_popescu: dumbgendered, to go with the mayogendered.
adlai: or does transitioning mean you are now a gender-free androgynee
adlai: what if they're s/fe//?
mircea_popescu: the intersection between "suprmodel" and "okcupid" turns out to be nil.
mircea_popescu: here's a fun tidbit i forgot to mention in the dedicated article : out of ~278k female profiles (which really seem to be the total of the meat of okcupid, ie, women under 30) there is exactly NO actual female 180 cm or over. a buncha trannies but those obviously are not female.
adlai vaped on a high chair while yuval cohen did the jazz thing, !rate him 10/10 would listen again
BingoBoingo has spent the entire week safely on high ground
adlai goes on vacation, it's good for the soule
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for anduck with note: dude seems to honestly care for my mental health, wants me to stop trolling #b-a
mircea_popescu: anyway. i like it here. instead of "full nudity for all visitors. house rules." "what ?!??!" it's "full nudity for all visitors. house rules." "oh thanks god!"
BingoBoingo: Away from river, closer to penguins
mircea_popescu: oh, we're gonna talk about the MWh an atomic dirigible burns ?
BingoBoingo: Have you tried vacation?
mircea_popescu: i think i have enough compressor to oppress a horse.
mircea_popescu: it's a fucking soup out there. (turns out cooling humid air is way more energetically demanding than cooling dry air. who knew!)
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo damned things set at 21 throughout. it has not yet happened i've seen it reach 21 yet, anywhere. shittiest unit sucks 3kw to try and fail.
mircea_popescu: and then people derp about mining being eco-unfriendly./
mircea_popescu: there you go, 144kWh per sqft, that's over 70 MWh for a two girl apt.
mircea_popescu: yet about half this city uses... fans ?
mircea_popescu: do you realise that with temperatures in the 30s and humidity over 5000% i spend about 100w per sq ft to keep the terrariums livable
mircea_popescu: it costs n times the LIFETIME AVERAGE INCOME of the world's poorest billion to keep a dude in jail for a year. ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 08:03:42; copypaste: At least Charlie laundered millions of dollars, they'll be going to jail over 50 cups of coffee and some $1 prostitution ads
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1356977 << you don't understand. jail in the us is actually better accommodations than what most of the world enjoys. ☝︎
BingoBoingo: I'm going to enjoy watching big numbers like this get tossed around.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah, the bottleneck for what phuctor does is ram, so whatcha gonna do.
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 07:57:10; copypaste: I never quite understood the purpose of this "company"; founded in USA yet ignoring USG rules to transfer quantities of $1 using Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1356966 << alf has a theory that all these low effort "law breaking" things exist as usg-run operations to find and document wreckers. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good time to do the 128-256gb ram upgrade. ☟︎
adlai: preferably set to background music, some sorta psytrance blockchain radiomabobber
adlai: ;;later tell danielpbarron what's the least you'd be willing to pay for an "mpex shuffle" generator?
adlai got his answer, returns to irl universe etc
adlai should really do a blog post explaining how "tinder for coinjoin" works, but then he'd be executed for blatand shillery
adlai: lol, protip for those who like to live dangerously: send with joinmarket, but winnings to originating address. 1/N chance you get your money back, or you made a nice donation to phungibility providers
adlai is frankly disappoint that so many people are so waltzy with basshar
adlai: fits right between "how to kill dictators on bitbet" and "why scalpl only trades on mpex"
adlai pushes to the stack of someday blog posts: "10 reasons why arbitrageurs should sell the ride and rent a bike"
adlai: years later to be reinvented by one japanese neckbeard who loved to gamble but hated paying a cut to the statehouse
assbot: Logged on 29-09-2015 19:37:55; jurov: cargocult masonry aside, i surmised they invented structured discussion, i.e. it was clear at all times whose turn is to speak
adlai: (this is basically the secret to http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-09-2015#1287814 ) ☝︎
adlai hands the content curation baton back to shinohai
adlai: also, real porn tends to have fewer clothes, unless it's phashion porn
adlai: shinohai: porn is off-topic unless you shangohai it into tumblr
shinohai: In the morning ass department ... https://i.imgur.com/AKvhhrw.jpg
adlai: this has been known to cause severe maiming, dismemberment, unconsciousness, retardation, and worst of all, loss of bitcoins
adlai: pff, "The real problem is if Bitcoin whales choose Core"... the real problem is not getting stepped on by elephants
BingoBoingo: I'll get to it next revision of all that
assbot: Lacessiveram editor on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1GY9tv0 )
adlai vanishes behind a cloud of keyboard dust, kicked up from furious typing
ith: Well I'd love to stay and chat about this further. Thank you for making the end of my day a bit better, anyway. I'm afraid that I have to leave now. Be back tomorrow evening. See you and thank you all for chipping in to unravel this mystery!
BingoBoingo: Every single one on a toilet at a time. "They" emerged at 0 flush
BingoBoingo: Some industrial processes were never meant to exist so close to each other.
ith: And how many people died as a result of this disaster?
BingoBoingo: This lead to 0 flush
BingoBoingo: We can out of oil and phosphorous so instead of drilling and mining the ground, we stopped processing sewage and started mining it.
ith: And then what?
ith: So a bio false flag, then...
BingoBoingo: The most horrid biological distaster in history. We were too greedy. Too careless.
ith: And what is that?
ith: What are you referring to? _what_ happens in the pipes?
BingoBoingo: It happens in the pipes
ith: I need those logs.
BingoBoingo: I can't because we stopped calling them logs after 0 flush out of respect.
ith: And I apparently don't have friends, and my movements are tracked 24 / 7 so I can't access an uncompromised computer to get on the current internet
ith: Sigh. Would you kindly email me those logs? I can't get them myself
ith: I don't want to die in a shit storm, though. How can I avoid that?
BingoBoingo: ith: Stop PM'ing me. Fine what happens is you die in a shitstorm. Literally. You were on the toilet at 0 flush.
BingoBoingo: You don't want to know. Don't think and just start making Opium latex condoms
ith: BingoBoingo: what about you. You seem to have newer information
ith: you could email me a copy of the logs if you wanted to
ith: Everything except this chat is from two years ago
BingoBoingo: duck fat is a going to be a safe investment, it can repel pat
ith: The copy I'll get will be from 2015, and this is 2017 so I wouldn't learn anything I don't already know
punkman: download a copy of the logs, lots of info there
ith: I don't want to die