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assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 13:22:20; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good
time
to do
the 128-256gb ram upgrade.
mircea_popescu: i guess
technically speaking
there is no such
thing as "downward volatility".
BingoBoingo: ^ Let me know in
the comments if I missed anything
mircea_popescu: o look, BingoBoingo and shinohai found some chicks
too
tall
to be on okcupid!
adlai does his... or is
this not how
the wot works?
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for mircea_popescu with note: pretty much
the only guy who
tells me when
to shut up
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes asciilifeform jurov if you'd kindly consider whether
the noise is worth it i'd be grateful kthx.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for adlai with note: actually it's
time
to shut up.
adlai remains in
the so-dumb-intentional-trolling-and-i-made-myself-laugh-that's-all-the-difference
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 10:25:27; punkman: do you know
thenewdeal fellow?
adlai: he could just read
the margin notes,
that's why
they're
there.
adlai: you know you've had
too much
to
think when computers start breaking from contact merely digital
BingoBoingo: ;;later
tell pete_dushenski get an actual Archive page for
the Contravex already
adlai: lol, even
the donation address is a bounty in favor of sedition
adlai goes back
to browsing p2sh.info while fantasising about scorched-chain miner defection
mircea_popescu: anyway. lo and behold, most of
the womenz
trying
to date online have a god damned reason for it! behind a monitor, nobody knows you're short!
adlai has some japanese magazines
to sell you!
mircea_popescu: once some chick fucks an octopus AND CONCEIVES we're in mule
territory.
adlai: or does
transitioning mean you are now a gender-free androgynee
adlai: what if
they're s/fe//?
mircea_popescu: the intersection between "suprmodel" and "okcupid"
turns out
to be nil.
mircea_popescu: here's a fun
tidbit i forgot
to mention in
the dedicated article : out of ~278k female profiles (which really seem
to be
the
total of
the meat of okcupid, ie, women under 30)
there is exactly NO actual female 180 cm or over. a buncha
trannies but
those obviously are not female.
adlai vaped on a high chair while yuval cohen did
the jazz
thing, !rate him 10/10 would listen again
BingoBoingo has spent
the entire week safely on high ground
adlai goes on vacation, it's good for
the soule
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for anduck with note: dude seems
to honestly care for my mental health, wants me
to stop
trolling #b-a
mircea_popescu: anyway. i like it here. instead of "full nudity for all visitors. house rules." "what ?!??!" it's "full nudity for all visitors. house rules." "oh
thanks god!"
mircea_popescu: oh, we're gonna
talk about
the MWh an atomic dirigible burns ?
mircea_popescu: it's a fucking soup out
there. (turns out cooling humid air is way more energetically demanding
than cooling dry air. who knew!)
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo damned
things set at 21
throughout. it has not yet happened i've seen it reach 21 yet, anywhere. shittiest unit sucks 3kw
to
try and fail.
mircea_popescu: and
then people derp about mining being eco-unfriendly./
mircea_popescu: there you go, 144kWh per sqft,
that's over 70 MWh for a
two girl apt.
mircea_popescu: do you realise
that with
temperatures in
the 30s and humidity over 5000% i spend about 100w per sq ft
to keep
the
terrariums livable
mircea_popescu: it costs n
times
the LIFETIME AVERAGE INCOME of
the world's poorest billion
to keep a dude in jail for a year.
☟︎ assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 08:03:42; copypaste: At least Charlie laundered millions of dollars,
they'll be going
to jail over 50 cups of coffee and some $1 prostitution ads
BingoBoingo: I'm going
to enjoy watching big numbers like
this get
tossed around.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah,
the bottleneck for what phuctor does is ram, so whatcha gonna do.
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 07:57:10; copypaste: I never quite understood
the purpose of
this "company"; founded in USA yet ignoring USG rules
to
transfer quantities of $1 using Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good
time
to do
the 128-256gb ram upgrade.
☟︎ adlai: preferably set
to background music, some sorta psytrance blockchain radiomabobber
adlai: ;;later
tell danielpbarron what's
the least you'd be willing
to pay for an "mpex shuffle" generator?
adlai got his answer, returns
to irl universe etc
adlai should really do a blog post explaining how "tinder for coinjoin" works, but
then he'd be executed for blatand shillery
adlai: lol, protip for
those who like
to live dangerously: send with joinmarket, but winnings
to originating address. 1/N chance you get your money back, or you made a nice donation
to phungibility providers
adlai is frankly disappoint
that so many people are so waltzy with basshar
adlai: fits right between "how
to kill dictators on bitbet" and "why scalpl only
trades on mpex"
adlai pushes
to
the stack of someday blog posts: "10 reasons why arbitrageurs should sell
the ride and rent a bike"
adlai: years later
to be reinvented by one japanese neckbeard who loved
to gamble but hated paying a cut
to
the statehouse
assbot: Logged on 29-09-2015 19:37:55; jurov: cargocult masonry aside, i surmised
they invented structured discussion, i.e. it was clear at all
times whose
turn is
to speak
adlai hands
the content curation baton back
to shinohai
adlai: also, real porn
tends
to have fewer clothes, unless it's phashion porn
adlai: shinohai: porn is off-topic unless you shangohai it into
tumblr
adlai: this has been known
to cause severe maiming, dismemberment, unconsciousness, retardation, and worst of all, loss of bitcoins
adlai: pff, "The real problem is if Bitcoin whales choose Core"...
the real problem is not getting stepped on by elephants
adlai vanishes behind a cloud of keyboard dust, kicked up from furious
typing
ith: Well I'd love
to stay and chat about
this further.
Thank you for making
the end of my day a bit better, anyway. I'm afraid
that I have
to leave now. Be back
tomorrow evening. See you and
thank you all for chipping in
to unravel
this mystery!
BingoBoingo: Every single one on a
toilet at a
time. "They" emerged at 0 flush
BingoBoingo: Some industrial processes were never meant
to exist so close
to each other.
ith: And how many people died as a result of
this disaster?
BingoBoingo: We can out of oil and phosphorous so instead of drilling and mining
the ground, we stopped processing sewage and started mining it.
ith: So a bio false flag,
then...
BingoBoingo: The most horrid biological distaster in history. We were
too greedy.
Too careless.
ith: What are you referring
to? _what_ happens in
the pipes?
BingoBoingo: I can't because we stopped calling
them logs after 0 flush out of respect.
ith: And I apparently don't have friends, and my movements are
tracked 24 / 7 so I can't access an uncompromised computer
to get on
the current internet
ith: Sigh. Would you kindly email me
those logs? I can't get
them myself
ith: I don't want
to die in a shit storm,
though. How can I avoid
that?
BingoBoingo: ith: Stop PM'ing me. Fine what happens is you die in a shitstorm. Literally. You were on
the
toilet at 0 flush.
BingoBoingo: You don't want
to know. Don't
think and just start making Opium latex condoms
ith: BingoBoingo: what about you. You seem
to have newer information
ith: you could email me a copy of
the logs if you wanted
to
ith: Everything except
this chat is from
two years ago
BingoBoingo: duck fat is a going
to be a safe investment, it can repel pat
ith: The copy I'll get will be from 2015, and
this is 2017 so I wouldn't learn anything I don't already know
punkman: download a copy of
the logs, lots of info
there