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assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 00:50:36; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361822 << lulzily i just put in a long hard day laying the foundations of a provably-correct $boringwidget for $censoredrichfolks
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361890 << heh you crapping these turds out entertains me no end given how long and loudly you've yelled in the past about the impossibility of it ☝︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2016#1361807 << i had mega-fun with this when playing around with a sql schema for the blockchain ☝︎☟︎
shinohai: Dear YHWH please help me locate the proper firmware for my wifi
mircea_popescu: anyone in teh us wanna order a flowers delivery for me ?
mircea_popescu: so he prayed to yahweh, "oh lord, do not let me fall into sin in the holy day of sabbath". and lo and behold, all around him was suddenly wednesday.
mircea_popescu: the jew explains : one sabbath day, i was going down the street and lo! there was a hundred dollars on the ground.
mircea_popescu: except his fucking owner wouldn\t sell it no matter what. so i prayed to the prophet, that i may not fall into sin for this horse. so allah intervened, the horse dropped dead and all was well.
mircea_popescu: muslim goes : well, i saw this great horse. best horse i've ever seen.
mircea_popescu: praise the lord!
mircea_popescu: so he followed her, and as he was going prayed the lord, "my god, do not let me fall into sin for this woman". so as god had it the woman turned a corner, there was a church, she went in, they were married and it was all good.
mircea_popescu: xtian explains how one day he was walking down the street, and he saw the most beautiful woman.
mircea_popescu: so these three fellows are siting around extolling their respective faiths and the merits of the respective chief figurehead.
mircea_popescu: o btw, you know the joke with the xtian, muslim and jew discussing religion ?
ben_vulpes launches a bubble from the submersible
pete_dushenski: fiddler on the roof protagonist
mircea_popescu: what's tevye btw ?
pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", bitnodes.io claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence ☟︎☟︎
mod6: np, glad to hear it :]
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell mod6 thanks for all your help with the node set-up, it worked like a charm :)
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pete_dushenski: !up thestringpuller
pete_dushenski: though rapidly running out of disk space... currently on the hunt for new vps provider.
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] In which two fathers attempt to unironically discuss cuckolds. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/01/07/in-which-two-fathers-attempt-to-unironically-discuss-cuckolds/
BingoBoingo: Or if you want male birth control you could just blast trenbolone for great justice
jurov: "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts the flow of sperm cells when closed. The user is then sterile, can wear the Bimek SLV for a life time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch." ☟︎
assbot: Bimek SLV – The new contraception for men. ... ( http://bit.ly/1n6rfZz )
punkman: "If the game detects it was pirated, it will throw up a fake error message stating "Unable to shade polygon normals", which is not actually an error that can occur. The "error code" provided with the message will be equivalent to the pirate's Steam ID, causing many pirates to out themselves posting the error and its code on the official Garry's Mod forums, resulting in a ban from Steam."
mod6: s/seemed to u tx/seemed to use tx/
mod6: punkman: yeah, without digging into the code yet, it certainly appears that way.
mod6: all of this 94 blocks after tx 9de6a04788
punkman: mod6, because teh wallet sucks
mod6: what's strange, at least to me, is why tx d8e60a097 seemed to u tx ebc5d7688 as its prev_hash instead of tx 09e82c06, which was accepted and added to block 391,657.
mod6: been trying to follow up with a whole bunch of things from here actually. including this tx thing from yesterday. i've been going through the raw txs and drawing diagrams myself.
mod6: no, i've never seen anything like that. have stopped R.I. (sometimes for weeks at a time) then restarted without issue, lots of times. just been following along in here. just was curious.
jurov: you got it too?
jurov: no, did not work on that yet
mod6: jurov: did you ever figure out anything with that segfault -- weather data corrupted or isolated to local changes to bitcoind for mempool investigation?
BingoBoingo: Though that is a sweet hatchet, I dun have a titanium one
BingoBoingo: It's a timekeeping device
assbot: AJC TSG100 Titanium Roofing Hatchet Weight 10 oz. Made in U.S.A. - Shingle Hammers - Amazon.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rcf9uv )
jurov: http://www.amazon.com/AJC-TSG100-Titanium-Roofing-Hatchet/dp/B005WY9XXE this?
BingoBoingo: Oh, a cool order in the -otc book https://bitcoin-otc.com/vieworder.php?id=22599
punkman: "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is this: If everyone with a gripe against the government responded by threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by the rule of law. Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before they put down the guns." ☟︎
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1RcddCh )
punkman: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/07/opinion/guns-anger-and-nonsense-in-oregon.html "by the editorial board" lol
Xplosionist: oh, you likely meant the server, not the reported BTC value. :-)
Xplosionist: for the day? Bitstamp is up 20+, so that would be surprising.
diametric: hmm btc-e appears to be down.
diametric: I'm guessing speculation related to the chinese market crash.
Xplosionist: And bitcoin is sharply up today, I notice. This is a good thing.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for naphex with note: Brought together BTC and babes with xotika.tv
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu thanks. I'd just rather not have to wait a month plus.
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist the wot got forked almost exactly a year ago.
danielpbarron: Xplosionist, it's a different WoT that forked from the gribble one
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist bitbet's a little backed up at the moment, but prolly someone'll look into it sooner than lsater.
Xplosionist: danielpbarron: What's btcalpha.com, and why does it seem to have a different reading on WOT than bitcoin-otc.com?
diametric: at some point i'll sit down and figure out all the people i should jerk off in wot.
Xplosionist: diametric: You should trust asciilifeform, so there's a secondary path between us in WOT. :-)
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: Can that bet be resolved now?
Xplosionist: So I just wanted to try that, so I can start the 48 hour timer on getting my reward for blind devotion. ;-)
assbot: Trust relationship from user diametric to user Xplosionist: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=diametric&to=Xplosionist | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/Xplosionist/
Xplosionist: (I don't think anyone expects them to beat the packers this weekend, but I kinda hope it might happen)
Xplosionist: Yes diametric. Their worst posible conclustion would be 9-8. If they win more games, it will be better.
diametric: I see, so no matter what, the Redskins can only lose one more game, putting them at 9 wins, 8 losses, still making the bet resolve to yes. So theres no point in waiting until after the superbowl to resolve it?
Xplosionist: So, their record if 9-7, and they can lose a maximum of one more game (which they likely will in their first post-season game, but)
Xplosionist: The regular season ended this past weekend. The post-season is all single elimintation.
ascii_butugychag: interesting. unfortunately i don't know enough re: the sport to comment
mircea_popescu: sometimes they get closed early yeah.
Xplosionist: (which is hard to do I must admit)
diametric: he had faith in the redskins
ascii_butugychag: l0l how's that
thestringpuller: How is the labor camp ascii_butugychag ?
Xplosionist: bet 1172 can only resolve "Yes" as of this past Sunday's football game, but the original resolution time is set to be after the Superbowl.
Xplosionist: Mostly I wanted voice for a bit to ask about getting a bitbet resolved early.
diametric: he's at the salt mine isn't he
BingoBoingo: <jurov> whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control, that's another question. << A lot of this. I'm imagining and "electrum" that isn't actually electrum. i.e. not a big ball of whatever that desperately wants to advertise to the world exactly what it is. basically a different better database client setup. May break down and learn to make code enough to shit one out by 2030.
punkman: "Google has fixed a bug in an online tool after it began translating "Russian Federation" to "Mordor"."
shinohai: Heh they disallow pics for noobs now
shinohai: Indeed. When I haz enough forum rank I'll even make a trb signature xD
mircea_popescu: best get a pic with nice cleavage too shinohai
punkman: shinohai: that'd be good for some lulz
shinohai: No official trb thread on bitcointalk, all this XT, bigger blocks, and segwit nonsense there too. :/
shinohai: I like to be awoken with a good hummer >.>
mircea_popescu: shinohai yeah less annoying, perhaps, but do they suckle on your toes in lieu of wake-up alarm ? hm ?
mircea_popescu: marriage is for the dogs.
mircea_popescu: the longest serving slavegirl is gonna celebrate decade mark soon, i attest the experience's been nothing short of pleasant.
shinohai: I was already married once, do not wish to repeat.
mircea_popescu: idle hands are the devil's penises or how did that go shinohai
shinohai: Lacking anything else to do lately.
Chesterly: plz post link to that thread
shinohai: If no one else is doing it I will keep posting updates to the bitcointalk thread with mah shiny new account.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if you have patience to go througfh the logs it's prolly informative.
Chesterly: i'm fine with being patient so long as i'm informed about the situation
mircea_popescu: shinohai hey, it's their money.
shinohai: ^ see? I haz learned the value of patience. BitBet users not so much.
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 02:03:27; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if people are still emailing you re bitbet : it seems currently that the whole shebang should be done before the weekend. with apologies to all the users who got their payouts delayed.
Chesterly: hey mirc. Are the end of the year bets that havent been confirmed being rebroadcast?
shinohai: 4329 blocks to go. I might have an actual trb node by next week.
mircea_popescu: jurov nah, let them give their own measure. i very much appreciate the exceptional filtering b-a provides for "hey man where could i talk to you i have an important business proposal".