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shinohai: Dear YHWH please help me locate
the proper firmware for my wifi
mircea_popescu: anyone in
teh us wanna order a flowers delivery for me ?
mircea_popescu: so he prayed
to yahweh, "oh lord, do not let me fall into sin in
the holy day of sabbath". and lo and behold, all around him was suddenly wednesday.
mircea_popescu: the jew explains : one sabbath day, i was going down
the street and lo!
there was a hundred dollars on
the ground.
mircea_popescu: except his fucking owner wouldn\t sell it no matter what. so i prayed
to
the prophet,
that i may not fall into sin for
this horse. so allah intervened,
the horse dropped dead and all was well.
mircea_popescu: muslim goes : well, i saw
this great horse. best horse i've ever seen.
mircea_popescu: so he followed her, and as he was going prayed
the lord, "my god, do not let me fall into sin for
this woman". so as god had it
the woman
turned a corner,
there was a church, she went in,
they were married and it was all good.
mircea_popescu: xtian explains how one day he was walking down
the street, and he saw
the most beautiful woman.
mircea_popescu: so
these
three fellows are siting around extolling
their respective faiths and
the merits of
the respective chief figurehead.
mircea_popescu: o btw, you know
the joke with
the xtian, muslim and jew discussing religion ?
pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", bitnodes.io claims utter ignorance of
tevye's existence
☟︎☟︎ mod6: np, glad
to hear it :]
pete_dushenski: ;;later
tell mod6
thanks for all your help with
the node set-up, it worked like a charm :)
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 456.15, Best ask: 456.36, Bid-ask spread: 0.21000, Last
trade: 456.2, 24 hour volume: 51612.52325862, 24 hour low: 427.03, 24 hour high: 459.0, 24 hour vwap: None
pete_dushenski: though rapidly running out of disk space... currently on
the hunt for new vps provider.
BingoBoingo: Or if you want male birth control you could just blast
trenbolone for great justice
jurov: "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts
the flow of sperm cells when closed.
The user is
then sterile, can wear
the Bimek SLV for a life
time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch."
☟︎ punkman: "If
the game detects it was pirated, it will
throw up a fake error message stating "Unable
to shade polygon normals", which is not actually an error
that can occur.
The "error code" provided with
the message will be equivalent
to
the pirate's Steam ID, causing many pirates
to out
themselves posting
the error and its code on
the official Garry's Mod forums, resulting in a ban from Steam."
mod6: s/seemed
to u
tx/seemed
to use
tx/
mod6: punkman: yeah, without digging into
the code yet, it certainly appears
that way.
mod6: all of
this 94 blocks after
tx 9de6a04788
punkman: mod6, because
teh wallet sucks
mod6: what's strange, at least
to me, is why
tx d8e60a097 seemed
to u
tx ebc5d7688 as its prev_hash instead of
tx 09e82c06, which was accepted and added
to block 391,657.
mod6: been
trying
to follow up with a whole bunch of
things from here actually. including
this
tx
thing from yesterday. i've been going
through
the raw
txs and drawing diagrams myself.
mod6: no, i've never seen anything like
that. have stopped R.I. (sometimes for weeks at a
time)
then restarted without issue, lots of
times. just been following along in here. just was curious.
jurov: no, did not work on
that yet
mod6: jurov: did you ever figure out anything with
that segfault -- weather data corrupted or isolated
to local changes
to bitcoind for mempool investigation?
BingoBoingo: Though
that is a sweet hatchet, I dun have a
titanium one
punkman: "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is
this: If everyone with a gripe against
the government responded by
threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by
the rule of law.
Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before
they put down
the guns."
☟︎ Xplosionist: oh, you likely meant
the server, not
the reported BTC value. :-)
Xplosionist: for
the day? Bitstamp is up 20+, so
that would be surprising.
diametric: I'm guessing speculation related
to
the chinese market crash.
Xplosionist: And bitcoin is sharply up
today, I notice.
This is a good
thing.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for naphex with note: Brought
together BTC and babes with xotika.tv
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu
thanks. I'd just rather not have
to wait a month plus.
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist
the wot got forked almost exactly a year ago.
danielpbarron: Xplosionist, it's a different WoT
that forked from
the gribble one
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist bitbet's a little backed up at
the moment, but prolly someone'll look into it sooner
than lsater.
Xplosionist: danielpbarron: What's btcalpha.com, and why does it seem
to have a different reading on WOT
than bitcoin-otc.com?
diametric: at some point i'll sit down and figure out all
the people i should jerk off in wot.
Xplosionist: diametric: You should
trust asciilifeform, so
there's a secondary path between us in WOT. :-)
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: Can
that bet be resolved now?
Xplosionist: So I just wanted
to
try
that, so I can start
the 48 hour
timer on getting my reward for blind devotion. ;-)
Xplosionist: (I don't
think anyone expects
them
to beat
the packers
this weekend, but I kinda hope it might happen)
Xplosionist: Yes diametric.
Their worst posible conclustion would be 9-8. If
they win more games, it will be better.
diametric: I see, so no matter what,
the Redskins can only lose one more game, putting
them at 9 wins, 8 losses, still making
the bet resolve
to yes. So
theres no point in waiting until after
the superbowl
to resolve it?
Xplosionist: So,
their record if 9-7, and
they can lose a maximum of one more game (which
they likely will in
their first post-season game, but)
Xplosionist: The regular season ended
this past weekend.
The post-season is all single elimintation.
ascii_butugychag: interesting. unfortunately i don't know enough re:
the sport
to comment
Xplosionist: bet 1172 can only resolve "Yes" as of
this past Sunday's football game, but
the original resolution
time is set
to be after
the Superbowl.
Xplosionist: Mostly I wanted voice for a bit
to ask about getting a bitbet resolved early.
BingoBoingo: <jurov> whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control,
that's another question. << A lot of
this. I'm imagining and "electrum"
that isn't actually electrum. i.e. not a big ball of whatever
that desperately wants
to advertise
to
the world exactly what it is. basically a different better database client setup. May break down and learn
to make code enough
to shit one out by 2030.
punkman: "Google has fixed a bug in an online
tool after it began
translating "Russian Federation"
to "Mordor"."
shinohai: Heh
they disallow pics for noobs now
shinohai: Indeed. When I haz enough forum rank I'll even make a
trb signature xD
punkman: shinohai:
that'd be good for some lulz
shinohai: No official
trb
thread on bitcointalk, all
this XT, bigger blocks, and segwit nonsense
there
too. :/
shinohai: I like
to be awoken with a good hummer >.>
mircea_popescu: shinohai yeah less annoying, perhaps, but do
they suckle on your
toes in lieu of wake-up alarm ? hm ?
mircea_popescu: the longest serving slavegirl is gonna celebrate decade mark soon, i attest
the experience's been nothing short of pleasant.
shinohai: I was already married once, do not wish
to repeat.
mircea_popescu: idle hands are
the devil's penises or how did
that go shinohai
shinohai: Lacking anything else
to do lately.
shinohai: If no one else is doing it I will keep posting updates
to
the bitcointalk
thread with mah shiny new account.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if you have patience
to go
througfh
the logs it's prolly informative.
Chesterly: i'm fine with being patient so long as i'm informed about
the situation
shinohai: ^ see? I haz learned
the value of patience. BitBet users not so much.
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 02:03:27; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if people are still emailing you re bitbet : it seems currently
that
the whole shebang should be done before
the weekend. with apologies
to all
the users who got
their payouts delayed.
Chesterly: hey mirc. Are
the end of
the year bets
that havent been confirmed being rebroadcast?
shinohai: 4329 blocks
to go. I might have an actual
trb node by next week.
mircea_popescu: jurov nah, let
them give
their own measure. i very much appreciate
the exceptional filtering b-a provides for "hey man where could i
talk
to you i have an important business proposal".