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mircea_popescu: he can't be an "actually" thing because "actually" thing is given by participation in the official scheme to certify the reality of the delusions of the people that would want!
assbot: Logged on 22-06-2014 17:22:35; asciilifeform: that many of the titles bear a striking resemblance to each other. "Adaptive Mesh Analysis" reads one and "An Adaptive Algorithm for Mesh Analysis" reads another. Dividing the total remaining by the average number of repetitions halves the list again. Mozart disappears before your very eyes.'
mircea_popescu: you are only a REAL soviet if you spend your time wit hthe pravda and at the parades/meetings etc.
ascii_butugychag: see tarver's 'mozard vanishes'
mircea_popescu: admire the union mentality. "this woman is really hot, all the men want her" "yes but does she show up regularly at the female equality club ^H^H^H^H^H church ?"
mircea_popescu: "Well, Steven Rudich has fewer than 30 publications if you discount double-copies of conference/journal publications ("http://www.informatik.uni-trier.de/~ley/db/indices/a-tree/r/Rudich:Steven.html"), but he just won this years Godel Prize, so I think that qualifies him as a "top researcher".
mircea_popescu: there is little better to do with one's time than mockfully torture The People Who Would Want.
ascii_butugychag: and l0l, seem like he still works there
mircea_popescu: dude, the redditards should make a bitcoin academia. with stolfi, katz and bogawan what's his face.
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag luca trevisan, crypto guy
mircea_popescu: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~gasarch/BLOGPAPERS/koblitz.pdf <<< ahaha is this our friend the drastically inept if wildly agitated katz ?
ascii_butugychag: looks like some intro to crypto uni course
ascii_butugychag: wats this
assbot: Luca Trevisan | Cryptography ... ( http://bit.ly/1nMc2gq )
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag who's "in theory" blogshit, http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~luca/cs276/ ?
mircea_popescu: "The CRYPTO community's typesetting abilities are not spared, nor is Oded Goldreich's spelling." ahaha.
ascii_butugychag: or the idiot pgp revocation cert sense
ascii_butugychag: dead key notice in the human sense ?
mircea_popescu: in that order.
mircea_popescu: use the old one to certify the new one in all instances you care about, sign a dead key notice with the old one, drop it in the sea.
PeterL: what is proper way to obsolete old keys?
mircea_popescu: besides, it'll teach you how to correctly obsolete keys so you don't need them to expire anymore.
mircea_popescu: make a proper new key an' obsolete the old one for safeties.
mircea_popescu: had an entire "point still stands" thing prepared, but i guess not needed now!
mircea_popescu was looking for the easy "no, one was born a year after the other died", but neway.
ascii_butugychag: and the man he apprenticed under, and so on
ascii_butugychag: e.g., brin the elder, is in there
mircea_popescu: but not familiar with this one in particular.
mircea_popescu: to answer the original q : i am vaguely familiar a bunch of different such schemes were entertained by people with varying degrees of competence.
ascii_butugychag: just that it was sitting there.
mircea_popescu: the thing is as good as pressed shit.
mircea_popescu: there isn't a woman anywhere they waited to take turns on, they never waited on each other to return books to library, nothing, vacuum ?
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: the thing is only as good as the record
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag take the first thing that came to my eyes. so dedekind and fourier are ENTIRELY separate nodes ? you swear to this ?
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: it's their try at... vtronics
punkman: PeterL, why does that sig look so short?
mircea_popescu: in this sense there was no literacy pre books, either. this is not a property of the world.
mircea_popescu: ever, pre-crypto, v, and all that.
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: there is not a single unified 'playing field', no. what there is, is a torch carried by maybe 3-5 people at a time. ever.
mircea_popescu: well, a copywriter who found himself locked in a "math teaching" job, like that girl in my class i recounted the story of.
mircea_popescu: i can't read this inept shit. who writes liek this ?!
mircea_popescu: "The foregoing assertion is based on the realization that cryptography is focused on adversarial behavior"
mircea_popescu: in general, there isn't one. in the rare cases when human genius couples with dilligence and creates a SINGLE playing field, the pissants are unaware - generally deliberately.
mircea_popescu: your very cosmic idea of the world is inadequate in my eyes. nobody said that there is ONE playing field, and if there were one, that the pissants'd see it.
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: they are scar tissue.
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag but the pissants have NOTHING TO DO with honest community either way.
mircea_popescu: the exact phrase, "in general X and in y especially so X" has been in use since at least the late middle ages.
ascii_butugychag: does mircea_popescu recall the eotvos thread ?
mircea_popescu: "x is the largest number, and in particular y is larger than x!"
mircea_popescu: " In general, we believe that rigorous analysis is, by far, the best way to study reality. Moreover, in the case of cryptography, this general principle is more important than in any other discipline." <<< check out mathematiphilosophician, discovered an inequality!
assbot: How to deal with pseudoscience ? on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1MRVDzE )
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag they are no such thing. notice that when i want something, i squarely ignore their field as per http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-deal-with-pseudoscience/ and so on.
ascii_butugychag: and they aren't wrong about this.
ascii_butugychag: they are saying: 'fuck you, WE ARE the field'
mircea_popescu: "and this is ok, because we are philosophers nao".
mircea_popescu: me of the fundamental philosophical flaws that underly the said article and some of its misconceptions regarding theoretical research in Cryptography in the last quarter of a century."
mircea_popescu: "This essay relates to a recent article of Koblitz & Menezes (Cryptology ePrint Report 2004/152) that ``criticizes several typical `provable security' results'' and argues that the ``theorem-proof paradigm of theoretical mathematics is often of limited relevance'' to cryptography. Although it should be obvious that these claims are utterly wrong, we undertake articulating this triviality. In particular, we point out so
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: the lulz are circa '07
mircea_popescu: < we have the b-a log, it works barely.
mircea_popescu: "Actually, mathematics does have a "fast publication cycle" alternative -- which is to put papers on the arXiv. This works very well in practice, and in fact a morning ritual of most research mathematicians is to browse the arXiv mailing form the night before in his/her area. After a few months in the arXiv, hopefully generating some useful comments and criticisms, the paper would finally be submitted to a journal. " <
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag thanks for those sweet, sweet delicious butthurt tears. made my morn.
mircea_popescu: motherfucker - euler figured out how to sum integers to infinity while he was a teen. where the fuck is YOUR early work that you can incremental upon
mircea_popescu: ahahah o god the butthurt.
mircea_popescu: 2. As someone pointed out in a comment from My Biased Coin blog, is "incremental results" such a bad thing for the advancement of science that one has to "criticize" in the manner that Koblitz did? As far as I can tell, the great Euler published quite a few "incremental results.""
mircea_popescu: "1. My conjecture: all scientific areas do have the "incremental results" problem. Does any one have any data supporting the hypothesis that CS (or TCS) has a higher percentage of "incremental results" published in respectable journals/conferences? If not, Koblitz' criticism is only as valid as "there are few women in CS," which though correct is hardly CS' own problem.
mircea_popescu: "Anonymous7:04 PM, August 31, 2007 The minute TCS becomes the mature mathematical discipline that you are dreaming of, I am out of the game." << and guess where anon works.
thestringpuller: "Here are several reasons you should stop using RSA and switch to elliptic curve software:"
thestringpuller: ascii_butugychag: so netsec d00d here (who isn't a real cryptographer by any means) linked this >> https://gist.github.com/tqbf/be58d2d39690c3b366ad in relation to "not using RSA" for reasons XYZ
mircea_popescu: prepare for a fucking wave of that as an entire construction of circular shiteating is getting unwound.
mircea_popescu: As promised, I have written a letter of complaint to the editors of the Notices. I don't know if it will get published (it is also a bit long), but it is available here (pdf) or here (ps) "
mircea_popescu: For this reason, I thought publication of his article in the Notices of the AMS was inexcusable. Even worse, this latest incarnation of his essay goes beyond being a mere "academic" argument and degenerates to name-calling and belittlement of an entire field and all the people who work in it. (And it seems pretty clear that his feelings extend beyond crypto to CS at large.)
mircea_popescu: ptographer knows that his arguments are overblown), but I think it matters greatly when he speaks in front of an "outside" audience.
mircea_popescu: "What really bugs me, however, is how much publicity Koblitz has managed to get out of this. I see him invited to give talks at many venues, but never see anyone invited to present a counter-argument. (For that matter, I don't see invited speakers at cryptography conferences poking fun at the cryptographic work that mathematicians do.) This does not matter so much when Koblitz speaks at a TCS-venue (any intelligent cry
mircea_popescu: ahh this is fucking epic.
mircea_popescu: "What really bugs me, however, is how much publicity Koblitz has managed to get out of this. "
ascii_butugychag: or, more correctly speaking, the prevention thereof.
mats: what 'ends the game'
mircea_popescu: nsa WITH A WORKING BLOCK CIPHER ends the game.
ascii_butugychag: usg is really getting desperate to get folks off rsa
ascii_butugychag: incidentally the nist turd linked earlier was pure gold
assbot: B,TMSR~ Block Cipher Competition on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KuPtat )
PeterL: if I have more than one key in gpg, is there a way to tell it which one to use for signing stuff?
ascii_butugychag: i'm kinda surprised they never had him shot
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: the lawsuit crackpot linked earlier was, imho, pure gold. he was genuinely convinced that rule-of-law was a thing! and kept picking, picking at the cracks in it, utterly mystified that every single judge 'lost' his papers, etc
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: reminds of the boondocks: "I was looking for bitches, but they had they carpet shit all over them and I couldn’t see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes. And that wasn’t enough for me ‘cause you know, shit I’m lookin at they eyes and they eyes could be pretty and I take off their carpet… and then I got a tragedy."
mircea_popescu: something like "if you add this sort of gravel at 5.45% instead of normal gravel, you have an optimal chance of some of the cells connecting and powering hte side rail. because no, it's not gravel per se."
mats: ascii_butugychag: as I recall, only a handful died taking the hospital
mircea_popescu: not in the sense of "let's embed current, fragile solar panels into roads", but in the opposite sense : we're currently creating this surface out of basically refined scum, which we keep clean all year round. could there be some shit embedded so at least it powers the traffic signals ?
mircea_popescu: actually this isn't even a terrible idea.
ascii_butugychag: mats: she doesn't have to. ~you~ will carry her pack.
mats: and when woman has to hump 120lbs up mountain, down, back up again in 24h?
assbot: GCR - Trends - France to pave 1,000km of road with solar panels ... ( http://bit.ly/1nM5cr4 )
thestringpuller: women in mossad are scary for that reason.
thestringpuller: they put that chick in an episode of scandal as herself
ascii_butugychag: how many died to save her
mats: too cute to be pow
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2016 14:03:13; mircea_popescu: who exactly wants this ? other than fucking nsa, of course, as per usual. ("but mr goldstein, you SIGNED that child porn. whadda ya mean it's an automatic process you don't control.")
ascii_butugychag: what was that wheelchair chick's name, i forget.
mats: in an alternative timeline
ascii_butugychag: so yes, mats gets to die gallantly so a butch lesbian can captain a carrier